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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

What Penis May Come

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

kolby posted:

theo is the goat and worked with what he had. no theo hate or i will ban you and kill your family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPO33qvFsWo

I liked the episode he did with Louis ck. There is something dumb but interesting about Theo von that I like. Maybe it’s the voice lol

I remember there was a story he told about being caught masturbating and being forced to bury his sperm in the yard by his dad lol

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

kolby posted:

theo is the goat and worked with what he had. no theo hate or i will ban you and kill your family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPO33qvFsWo
theo is 100% certified FTMFW

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

slave to my cravings posted:

I liked the episode he did with Louis ck. There is something dumb but interesting about Theo von that I like. Maybe it’s the voice lol
he’s a genius

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

cant find the vid of stav cooking his pork shoulder

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

hes actually very stupid

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

slave to my cravings posted:

I liked the episode he did with Louis ck. There is something dumb but interesting about Theo von that I like. Maybe it’s the voice lol

hes dumber the stav and way more charismatic, ot owns

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

bows1 posted:

hes actually very stupid

You'd think that but you'd be wrong.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlMUxJtSU1k

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Anyway I'm not gonna "imohotep" theo but he's like the southern Norm Macdonald. Like you never know when's he lying but you've got a good idea and it's funny as gently caress. He's the quickest mother fucker in the game when it comes to improvising a comeback. Gang gang.

How about that adam friedland and his show

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
theo penis

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES

kolby posted:

Anyway I'm not gonna "imohotep" theo but he's like the southern Norm Macdonald. Like you never know when's he lying but you've got a good idea and it's funny as gently caress. He's the quickest mother fucker in the game when it comes to improvising a comeback. Gang gang.

How about that adam friedland and his show

wtf

theo is one of the few good ones, although he needs to stop doing podcasts with chris d'elia and bryan callen, idk why the gently caress he would continue to associate with them after they were me too'd.

shane on theo's podcast is very funny, i feel like everyone in this thread would enjoy this episode/this bit in partiular, it's one of the funnier bits i can think of from the cum town extended universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxi4NOy5oHE&t=628s

also lol wtf james blake was on theo's podcast, this owns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcCo9eBGi5o

edit: lmao james blake mentions how theo's childhood sounds like a lot of hosed up poo poo happened and theo says 'oh yeah, a lot of pervs and people perving out. i think when people don't have much they end up playing with their bodies, you know, a lot of real limbic type of behavior'

imhotep fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Apr 15, 2023

stump collector
May 28, 2007

ben shapino posted:

Suck his dick offffff!!!

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Being gay

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LxiZiV-cNA

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
A Penis For All Seasons

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Rover Dangerpenis

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

its too bad about the senator

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

It's funny they mention blood meridian, I just finished reading it and no country for old men. Reading outer dark now and enjoying it as well

stump collector
May 28, 2007

WEH posted:

its too bad about the senator

rip

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

Pharmaskittle posted:

It's funny they mention blood meridian, I just finished reading it and no country for old men. Reading outer dark now and enjoying it as well

it's cool. it's also funny that nick read it, and stav tried to read it and gave up

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Being obsessed with Blood Meridian >>> being obsessed with Dune

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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Apologies if this was posted already but I found this YouTube video of, apparently, Jake Flores doing stand up comedy in black face. And he still manages to bomb despite the crowd giggling at the blackface,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx7XXh4RE8A

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I think we all watched and laughed and talked about it while you were in catjail sorry

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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Hm I guess it was, well.. here’s another example of an embarrassing Jake Flores performance, his other tweets about it make it worse too
https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1647157620913078272?s=46&t=xcLlswH7TwafqsplAe0rjg



Also good rear end username, ive been meaning to say this but you dissed my posts and said my rap sheet was better than the actual posts, so I didn’t

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Pharmaskittle posted:

It's funny they mention blood meridian, I just finished reading it and no country for old men. Reading outer dark now and enjoying it as well

No country for old men is my favorite movie ever. Is the book similar?

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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kolby posted:

No country for old men is my favorite movie ever. Is the book similar?

Yeah it’s very similar, but the ending is a bit different and obviously has a bit more detail throughout. But like all of his books it’s a quick and easy read. Tommy Lee Jones’ character is much more of a main character and the book is framed from his perspective, so he has way more dialogue and makes the book worth reading for that alone, if anything. I read it in like 2008 tho so I could be forgetting stuff

imhotep fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Apr 15, 2023

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
no idea what blood meridian is about but every person that ever recommended it to me uses the n word regularly

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/SocJusTrshMouth/status/1352494898583371777?t=Yndu10djCwGGxjzq_CuIeA&s=19

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

imhotep posted:

Apologies if this was posted already but I found this YouTube video of, apparently, Jake Flores doing stand up comedy in black face. And he still manages to bomb despite the crowd giggling at the blackface,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx7XXh4RE8A

read the thread instead of just posting

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

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SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

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imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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bows1 posted:

read the thread instead of just posting

Lol what, dude you have like 6 posts in this thread, I have the 7th most posts itt, I clearly read the thread. why are you trying to pretend like you care enough to chime in telling anyone to ‘read the thread’’ with like hands on your hips kind of energy, v lame imo

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

stfu imhotep goddamn

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

imhotep posted:

Lol what, dude you have like 6 posts in this thread, I have the 7th most posts itt, I clearly read the thread. why are you trying to pretend like you care enough to chime in telling anyone to ‘read the thread’’ with like hands on your hips kind of energy, v lame imo

I think you just proved you don’t

Get bannedbar

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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make me mfer !

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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all of my lamest enemies trying to team up on me smh

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
you only have four posts in the thread?? feast your eyes on my multiple pages of poo poo nobody wants to read

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Brush your teeth before you liken yourself to a king like Steve Harvey

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Half of Dracula posted:

you only have four posts in the thread?? feast your eyes on my multiple pages of poo poo nobody wants to read

lol

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

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that’s literally my point, I was basically saying ‘no one else would accuse me of not reading the thread they wish I didnt read the thread’

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Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

kolby posted:

No country for old men is my favorite movie ever. Is the book similar?

The movie is incredibly faithful to the book, but McCarthy is unironically a genius writer and it's worth reading for that alone

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