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Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Josef bugman posted:

What are you going to watch that has kids there to watch it?
I had 8-year-olds playing tag throughout most of the runtime of No Country For Old Men.

e: The D-Day scene in Saving Private Ryan is indelibly connected in my mind with the wailing baby behind me. It sorta works, TBH

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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I mean, Gods I cannot even begin to imagine that. Any time I have watched a film semi-recently though it was

1) Years ago and 2) Had about 4 people in it.

Fagtastic
Apr 9, 2009

I may have sucked robodick, fucked a robot in the exhaust, been fucked by robots & enjoy it to the exclusion of human partners; at least I'm not a goddamn :roboluv:

Josef bugman posted:

What are you going to watch that has kids there to watch it?


Jeez, people take their kids to fuckin anything tho. There were multiple children who must have been barely ten when I was at the latest friggin scream movie. I didn't think they were allowed but apparently with adult supervision they are, here. Mad.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Fagtastic posted:

Jeez, people take their kids to fuckin anything tho. There were multiple children who must have been barely ten when I was at the latest friggin scream movie. I didn't think they were allowed but apparently with adult supervision they are, here. Mad.

I don't know if that is the case over here in the UK. Certainly I've never encountered it.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I haven't gone to a movie theater since the pandemic. Never even had the screaming kids experience, but I'm just kinda over "going to the movies" on a free day. I'll watch the movie some time later, on the computer after work and then go to sleep.

There are better things to be doing on a "free" day (free from the labour I've chosen to do, but not truly free as I know monday is approaching fast) such as getting drunk, eating rear end, playing games, etc.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Fagtastic posted:

Jeez, people take their kids to fuckin anything tho. There were multiple children who must have been barely ten when I was at the latest friggin scream movie. I didn't think they were allowed but apparently with adult supervision they are, here. Mad.

Technically kids are supposed to have adult supervision when watching an R rated movie but I don't know that I've ever actually seen that enforced; certainly never when I was a ten year-old. Do kids not watch R rated movies these days?? When I was growing up, there were like seven kids who hadn't seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre and those were the Weird Kids With Parents Who Didn't Let Them Have Fun. My parents took me to all sorts of R rated movies.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

I got carded seeing a movie in MN once. Bizzare experience.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

credburn posted:

Technically kids are supposed to have adult supervision when watching an R rated movie but I don't know that I've ever actually seen that enforced; certainly never when I was a ten year-old. Do kids not watch R rated movies these days?? When I was growing up, there were like seven kids who hadn't seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre and those were the Weird Kids With Parents Who Didn't Let Them Have Fun. My parents took me to all sorts of R rated movies.

Kids don’t watch movies these days, they watch streamers.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Nameless Pete posted:

I had 8-year-olds playing tag throughout most of the runtime of No Country For Old Men.

Kids with good taste

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

My local movie theater had a "student rate" that was like a buck cheaper with any student ID, so I kept my college ID card in my wallet for years after I graduated, for that purpose only.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Having neighbors who don't speak the same language as you actually kinda rules because you can tune out their conversations much more easily. You still have to put up with music occasionally, but "My Way" sounds much better in Spanish and I root for the guy upstairs in his current efforts to teach himself to play La Bamba.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


That depends. I once roomed next to a Polish couple and their fights were legendary. Definitely a Top 5 nagging wife language for sure.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Adult Harry Potter fans shouldn’t be able to vote, hold public office, or give testimony in court.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
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Gripweed posted:

Adult Harry Potter fans shouldn’t be able to vote, hold public office, or give testimony in court.

I've only ever watched some of the movies with family, but after watching this I'm inclined to agree with you

https://youtu.be/-1iaJWSwUZs

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


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Gripweed posted:

Adult Harry Potter fans shouldn’t be able to vote, hold public office, or give testimony in court.

I would also like to extend this to most adult Star Wars fans. If you're old enough to understand and appreciate TNG/DS9/Aliens/etc. and you still want to get into Wookiepedia-level arguments about Star Wars then no ballot for you

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


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I agree with the thread title, but I'd like to go one step further and just say no more loving Olympics. There's only a few thousand people on Earth who care how accurately someone can play high-speed 8-string tech death riffs, and we don't throw entire cities into chaos for them. Maybe slightly more people care how far you can throw a bowling ball or how fast you can jump over a bunch of sticks, but those people are stupid and don't count

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The Olympics are famously disastrous and should either be gone or have one permanent location that's actually set up for them, but sports are probably one of the most universally liked things across all cultures, genders, ideologies etc.

Meanwhile I am shocked that Metal-Archives only lists 1,910 technical death metal bands out of the 55,847 death metal bands in general, but I'm probably not doing the search right.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
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Make all professional sportsball players use the same fields that we build for high-schoolers. Hand out the now smaller number of tickets by lottery. Use the space saved for paintball arenas and skate parks. I don't even skate but those little bastards deserve a place to get all that energy out of their system, and that place needs to be away from me and my car because I'm doing 5 over to get home before I poo poo my pants from all the Taco Bell I just ate

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
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Henchman of Santa posted:

The Olympics are famously disastrous and should either be gone or have one permanent location that's actually set up for them, but sports are probably one of the most universally liked things across all cultures, genders, ideologies etc.

Meanwhile I am shocked that Metal-Archives only lists 1,910 technical death metal bands out of the 55,847 death metal bands in general, but I'm probably not doing the search right.

:agreed: at the very least

Make it somewhere out of the way, as well. Like they all have to fly to Antarctica if they really want to go.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I used to like the Olympics mostly because I have nostalgic memories about watching the Barcelona games when I was 8 (the first Olympics I remember). But yeah....the entire concept of 'international games' where the world comes together as one to celebrate the best athletes is spoiled when you have the "USA! USA! USA!" chest beating and dick measuring over which country got the most medals.

That's not even getting into everything I've heard about the IOC suggesting that it's a corrupt mess, or the problem of building sprawling facilities for the games that are used once before sitting and rotting for decades afterwards. They should just make Athens the home of the Olympics and set up permanent athletic facilities there.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I used to like the Olympics mostly because I have nostalgic memories about watching the Barcelona games when I was 8 (the first Olympics I remember). But yeah....the entire concept of 'international games' where the world comes together as one to celebrate the best athletes is spoiled when you have the "USA! USA! USA!" chest beating and dick measuring over which country got the most medals.

That's not even getting into everything I've heard about the IOC suggesting that it's a corrupt mess, or the problem of building sprawling facilities for the games that are used once before sitting and rotting for decades afterwards. They should just make Athens the home of the Olympics and set up permanent athletic facilities there.

the Olympics are historically the early Athenians' fault iirc but I don't feel like inflicting them on modern day Greeks would be fair

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alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



yet another reason to be transed genderered!!!!!!

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Olympics don't even have MMA, the purest sport.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

And now I remember why I dislike you :33 and PYF these days

real sorry for mentioning those now-deleted videos and posting my faves poorly, we’re off to make out with Vova

And just to be very clear: gently caress you too

I thought you said you were more emotionally detached than other people. I was making a joke that the drama you were talking about sounded way too complex and intricate.

Shrecknet posted:

morre places should be antagonistic towards families with small children. I'm not saying im full r/childfree and call them "crotch droppings" but there should be places besides bars that are designed for adults.

this would ideally be coupled with a massive expansion of parks and green spaces for families to be in.

I remember there was a show or article about this and basically the rise of the mall coincides with the closure and capitalisation of socialisation spaces. We used to have so many more spaces to hang out but a) most of them were bought and subsequently became a shopping outlet of some form or another and, b) anything remaining we drove kids away from in the 90s and 00s because "teens gathering and being social" was seen as a bad thing.

This is what remains, and it sucks, but y'all voted for it (Not me, I wasn't born 😌)

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


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doverhog posted:

Olympics don't even have MMA, the purest sport.

The non-Winter olympics have only the most boring possible events. Oooh, wow, that person throw a little ball super far. That one can spin a bunch of times diving into a swimming pool. Learn how to grind a rail or something, I'm taking a nap

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

olives black posted:

The non-Winter olympics have only the most boring possible events. Oooh, wow, that person throw a little ball super far. That one can spin a bunch of times diving into a swimming pool. Learn how to grind a rail or something, I'm taking a nap

They actually do have skateboarding now

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
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Henchman of Santa posted:

They actually do have skateboarding now

oh. well then :crossarms:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

olives black posted:

Make all professional sportsball players use the same fields that we build for high-schoolers. Hand out the now smaller number of tickets by lottery. Use the space saved for paintball arenas and skate parks. I don't even skate but those little bastards deserve a place to get all that energy out of their system, and that place needs to be away from me and my car because I'm doing 5 over to get home before I poo poo my pants from all the Taco Bell I just ate

I'm sympathetic, but I'm afraid your proposal is automatically rejected for use of the term "sportsball"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



The Olympics don't have anbo-jyutsu either, the ultimate in martial arts.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
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christmas boots posted:

I'm sympathetic, but I'm afraid your proposal is automatically rejected for use of the term "sportsball"

what else am i supposed to call them? gamespheres?

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Spúrtsbol.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

There is something less respectable about being wine drunk than there is about being drunk on beer or liquor.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Gripweed posted:

There is something less respectable about being wine drunk than there is about being drunk on beer or liquor.

Liquor is the only respectable drunk. Beer and Wine is just an issue with controlling consumption. There are levels to it though. Whisky and Gin are extremely respectable; tweed suit, goes to the opera level respectable. Vodka can be iffy, if you drink a Vodka tonic you can go gently caress yourself. Rum is a no go unless it's summer or you've got summer energy. Brandy is respectable, but you probably don't have any friends. Tequila is bullshit. If you're drinking some bullshit like Akvavit you need to ask yourself why you feel the need to be contrarian all the time.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Drink better tequila.

Though doing that probably veers into either brandy or akavit territory.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Are there "different kinds of drunk" like my mother used to say? I have been drunk on beer, wine, tequila, etc. and it's all the same to me.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

credburn posted:

Are there "different kinds of drunk" like my mother used to say? I have been drunk on beer, wine, tequila, etc. and it's all the same to me.

No, objectively not.

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credburn posted:

Are there "different kinds of drunk" like my mother used to say? I have been drunk on beer, wine, tequila, etc. and it's all the same to me.

Yes, subjectively proven

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

credburn posted:

Are there "different kinds of drunk" like my mother used to say? I have been drunk on beer, wine, tequila, etc. and it's all the same to me.

Yes, undeniably.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Nah


E- in my opionion

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

China is right to blanket their cities with security cameras. We shouldn't have any expectation of privacy in public spaces so I don't know why people go apeshit whenever they put in cameras. Put the cameras everywhere, especially so we can give more speeding tickets and fine the fuckers that run stop signs to oblivion. Parking also needs to be way more expensive. At least $100 a day if you make over X yearly salary. Either that or remove all street parking and put parklets everywhere.

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