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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Another picture of Keith pointing. What is it with him pointing

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



e: https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1647529428400979968

https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1647531369164156928

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Apr 16, 2023

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
That would be a tough wank indeed

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Microplastics posted:

Another picture of Keith pointing. What is it with him pointing
It's the only point he's got at this stage.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
not saying it's what caused whatever catastrophuck happened in his head but he was heavily rumoured to be a bothersome and repeated chaser of transwomen during the early aughts



also I didn't think it was possible for me to get much more anti landlord but having to essentially try and pause the grieving process for my dad so I can get poo poo ready for various inspections and works at next to zero notice has put me so far to the left of mao I might accuse him of slacking

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

"no, we have at least one policy. look, over there!"

(keith slips quietly into a taxi which speeds off in a cloud of rubber smoke)

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

DesperateDan posted:

not saying it's what caused whatever catastrophuck happened in his head but he was heavily rumoured to be a bothersome and repeated chaser of transwomen during the early aughts



also I didn't think it was possible for me to get much more anti landlord but having to essentially try and pause the grieving process for my dad so I can get poo poo ready for various inspections and works at next to zero notice has put me so far to the left of mao I might accuse him of slacking

I always wonder if Graham was responsible for scripting Alan Partridges proclivities in series 1. He certainly helped on the scripts

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Convex posted:

"no, we have at least one policy. look, over there!"

(keith slips quietly into a taxi which speeds off in a cloud of rubber smoke)

(hits a deliveroo rider on its way out)

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I'm selfishly going to miss trolling Glinner on twitter as I'm not on any other platform that he uses. But I'm glad he's been kicked off again.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

DesperateDan posted:

not saying it's what caused whatever catastrophuck happened in his head but he was heavily rumoured to be a bothersome and repeated chaser of transwomen during the early aughts

A trans woman posted a before-and-after pic on one of his tweets - which was pretty brave of her - and he immediately accused her of being porn-addled. I don't think I've ever seen a motherfucker need to turn on his monitor more in my entire life.

Condolences on the death of your father, it's not fair that you're expected to deal with so much admin bullshit so soon.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
The Therese Coffey Bogs:




https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/23453214.woodbridge-blue-plaque-suffolk-coastal-mp-therese-coffey/

quote:

Suffolk Coastal MP Therese Coffey has received another tongue-in-cheek 'honour' from environmental campaigners – a blue plaque on public toilets in a Suffolk market town.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/ephemeral1107/status/1647553306456104964

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Not now Space Dragons from Mars

https://twitter.com/latestinspace/status/1646907907601055746?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

How do they know what dragon bones look like? Do they also have secret earth dragon bones to compare them to?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
they asked chatgpt what dragon bones would look like

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Look more like sea cucumbers

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

How do they know what dragon bones look like? Do they also have secret earth dragon bones to compare them to?

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

This is literally your loving job you moron

https://twitter.com/dominicpenna/status/1647517369810468865?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Here's how Wesley. First, you have a series of policies, or proposals if you will.

Ah, I see...

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Microplastics posted:

Another picture of Keith pointing. What is it with him pointing
I'm starting to miss that whole 'knuckle point' era when some spad misread a study about pointing being rude or something.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Wes much more interested in fixing the problem of services being free at the point of delivery.

MonkeyLibFront
Feb 26, 2003
Where's the cake?
It's really starting to irk me when labour can't answer questions, yes it's annoying that Laura puts opposition under more scrutiny than the actual government but gently caress me sideways I have no idea what labour are going to do once in government, even new labour had their stall set out.

Every interview pushes me to spoil my ballot again.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

MonkeyLibFront posted:

It's really starting to irk me when labour can't answer questions, yes it's annoying that Laura puts opposition under more scrutiny than the actual government but gently caress me sideways I have no idea what labour are going to do once in government, even new labour had their stall set out.

Every interview pushes me to spoil my ballot again.


smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

MonkeyLibFront posted:

It's really starting to irk me when labour can't answer questions, yes it's annoying that Laura puts opposition under more scrutiny than the actual government but gently caress me sideways I have no idea what labour are going to do once in government, even new labour had their stall set out.

Every interview pushes me to spoil my ballot again.

It's not unreasonable for the opposition to be put under more scrutiny than the sitting government as election time draws nearer. We already know what the Tories are going to do. It's up to Labour to convince us that they'll be better, or even just different. and they are signally failing to do so.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
“how dare you ask me how I’d fix the government’s problems, now let me tell you why you should elect Labour so they can fix the government’s problems”

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Please Keith, I beg you, do something, anything vaguely interesting. People are concerned you might be poo poo

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
What if....now keep an open mind....he points at things with BOTH hands?

MonkeyLibFront
Feb 26, 2003
Where's the cake?

Jedit posted:

It's not unreasonable for the opposition to be put under more scrutiny than the sitting government as election time draws nearer. We already know what the Tories are going to do. It's up to Labour to convince us that they'll be better, or even just different. and they are signally failing to do so.

Absolutely should be but she lets con guests away with some fairly light probing, I just want decent policy explained so that the population have a choice because so far it's just Tory light.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Kier starmer has always sucked and this attack ad campaign proves it. Incredibly stupid stuff.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Jedit posted:

It's not unreasonable for the opposition to be put under more scrutiny than the sitting government as election time draws nearer. We already know what the Tories are going to do. It's up to Labour to convince us that they'll be better, or even just different. and they are signally failing to do so.

reasonable at first glance but my experience has been that's an excuse.

like the flipside happens a lot too. "We quote the conservative government sources more often since they're in government, when they aren't in government we quote them more often since the people need to know what the opposition thinks."

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

happyhippy posted:

What if....now keep an open mind....he points at things with BOTH hands?


"brave sir kieth saves labour from the corbynite scourge"

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

MonkeyLibFront posted:

Absolutely should be but she lets con guests away with some fairly light probing, I just want decent policy explained so that the population have a choice because so far it's just Tory light.

She probably wouldn't ask if labour actually had policies to tell people about.

Unless it was 'gulags for poors'

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I feel like part of being a good politician should be being able to exploit the media to get your message out.

I heard there was a guy managed that in 2017, wonder what happened to him.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

happyhippy posted:

What if....now keep an open mind....he points at things with BOTH hands?

He looks hopelessly confused:



Now, Su(c)Key, make anti-clockwise circles with one hand while making clockwise ones with the other. Can you do that?

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

He looks hopelessly confused:



Now, Su(c)Key, make anti-clockwise circles with one hand while making clockwise ones with the other. Can you do that?

he looks like he's trying and failing to do this 🥺👉👈

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
Wild how Starmer’s media profile becomes more incompetent and scandal-prone as the test of an actual election approaches. I’m sure his supporters are glad they’ve spent the last half decade loudly talking about how the press assessment of a leader is always just.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Convex posted:


"brave sir kieth saves labour from the corbynite scourge"

I never noticed there was another Doomguy in that artwork.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Nilbop posted:

I never noticed there was another Doomguy in that artwork.

Kier, wait no, they're CORBYN SUPPORTERS!

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Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
I'm british!!!!

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