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This is Hank Hill with the News.
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Fur20 posted:when the lights in boomhauer's room are turned off and the door is shut, a disco ball descends from the ceiling and dido starts playing How many of these jokes did Family Guy steal for Quagmire's house?
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Apr 15, 2023 06:49
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Ghost Leviathan posted:How many of these jokes did Family Guy steal for Quagmire's house? They even pull the same stunt where they realize the sexual harassment stuff isn't funny and they rewrite it so women are just naturally attracted to them. KotH realized it way quicker than Family Guy.
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Apr 15, 2023 07:20
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Milo and POTUS posted:hanks "bad" haircut in the barber episode is so funny No self respecting bus company would let him on with hair like that
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Apr 15, 2023 08:09
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You're queering the spiral!
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Apr 15, 2023 12:58
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Are we stem on stemming?
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Apr 15, 2023 13:03
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How dare you steal that boy's innocence! Now get out of this gardening section, you make me sick!
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Apr 15, 2023 14:02
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LAO TZU LIVED IN A HUTE AND ATE STRAW
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Apr 15, 2023 14:14
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WHO'S THE QUEEN? YOU KNOW IT
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Apr 15, 2023 14:15
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You're a loser! Which means I'm a loser! Which means my dad was right!
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Apr 15, 2023 14:15
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Game day is tomorrow. You’re in the single vase category so you gotta pick one player to send in
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Apr 15, 2023 14:19
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FBS posted:How dare you steal that boy's innocence! I get the feeling that whole bit is not kidding in the slightest about gardening shows.
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Apr 15, 2023 15:29
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Deep down, under all this government ape fur, I'm a winner!
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Apr 16, 2023 01:46
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Ohhhh I am sooo impressed! Have you also downloaded the classified instruction manual for this tank from Vladimir Putin's website, took a correspondence course in Russian, translated the manual, memorized it, and eaten it? Have you Hank? Putin?
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Apr 16, 2023 01:50
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Yo anyone know where I can get some primo boggle sand?
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Apr 16, 2023 02:19
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Arson Daily posted:Yo anyone know where I can get some primo boggle sand? *immediately starts sobbing*
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Apr 16, 2023 02:57
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Death and Texas is one of my favorite episodes. So many good layered jokes in that one.
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Apr 16, 2023 03:02
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You hear the expression "Lie like a dog" so much it is almost a cliché.
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Apr 16, 2023 03:03
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The haircut episode when jack blows puts shaving cream on his head and blows it off with the dryer it makes the first part of the shave and a haircut two bits riff
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Apr 16, 2023 03:22
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I laugh uncontrollably at him clotheslining a kid off of his 10-speed and biking away, yelling about jackasses
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Apr 16, 2023 03:53
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That's like buying a haircut for Saddam Hussein... and I hate Saddam Hussein!
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Apr 16, 2023 04:48
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... a half of a half of a percent
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Apr 16, 2023 05:36
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My child is student of the month at Arlen Elementary. "OH yeah? Well my child is god to millions of Asians!"
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Apr 16, 2023 05:44
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Cowslips Warren posted:My child is student of the month at Arlen Elementary. Legit comeback
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Apr 16, 2023 06:52
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A lot about Hank's personality makes sense given every flashback to his childhood is frankly horrifying levels of near-constant verbal abuse from Cotton. He's incredibly anxious and terrified of judgement when anywhere outside his comfort zone, and has a thankfully much lesser tendency to explosive outbursts of anger. It says a lot that Hank and Peggy have been good enough parents for Bobby to be legitimately easygoing and cheerful.
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Apr 16, 2023 07:15
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Furthermore,
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Apr 16, 2023 08:27
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A lot about Hank's personality makes sense given every flashback to his childhood is frankly horrifying levels of near-constant verbal abuse from Cotton. He's incredibly anxious and terrified of judgement when anywhere outside his comfort zone, and has a thankfully much lesser tendency to explosive outbursts of anger. It says a lot that Hank and Peggy have been good enough parents for Bobby to be legitimately easygoing and cheerful. That fancomic where Bobby becomes a couple's therapist is so touching. https://www.filmsforaction.org/articles/comic-if-bart-simpson-and-chris-griffin-went-to-couples-therapy/ You're a real great dad y'know.
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Apr 16, 2023 12:37
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That's almost a long form shitpost but maybe that just helps, Bobby's friendly nature, unflappability and skill at defusing tension is never treated as anything less than a good thing. In a show all about flawed people, he brings out the best in them.
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Apr 16, 2023 13:23
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sorry, it's flawed. You lose.
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Apr 16, 2023 13:36
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I'm goin' down to the corn dog shack to watch the girlies make lem-o-nade.
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Apr 16, 2023 13:36
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I was thinking about Pieter Bruegel, the Elder and other similar artists who did a lot of paintings of happy villagers. They tend to celebrate the lives of humble people of limited means some of them are shown from a god’s eye view like you are looking down in them from above, which makes sense when you realize they were painted for rich people to decorate their house with:  some of them are at a more normal perspective so you feel like you’re there yourself:   if you zoom in some of the characters are almost cartoonish, but it’s always a celebration of the lives of real people or at least an attempt to show happy drunk not-rich people  much like koth
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Apr 16, 2023 14:52
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https://i.imgur.com/7hpUkHi.mp4
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Apr 16, 2023 14:54
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The racetrack episode is one of those episodes that reminds me of my dad the most. Just on my rear end constantly to get a job when I was in sixth and seventh grade. And at any time in my life until the day he died, if a job I had was awful, I was told tough poo poo. My boss at the flower shop I worked at told me to shovel the snow at his house? I should be grateful.
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Apr 16, 2023 15:02
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A lot about Hank's personality makes sense given every flashback to his childhood is frankly horrifying levels of near-constant verbal abuse from Cotton. He's incredibly anxious and terrified of judgement when anywhere outside his comfort zone, and has a thankfully much lesser tendency to explosive outbursts of anger. It says a lot that Hank and Peggy have been good enough parents for Bobby to be legitimately easygoing and cheerful. Cotton should have been Cotton and gotten his rear end back to Japan to marry the woman he actually loved instead of making Tilly's and Hank's life hell. In fact I think the only positive thing Cotton ever said about marriage poo poo was when Peggy had a black eye, and Cotton was aghast. "HANK I didn't teach you to do that!"
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Apr 16, 2023 16:08
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By black eye, you mean in a full body cast because her parachute didn't work.
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Apr 16, 2023 16:52
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A lot of people don't like certain episodes because they feel too awkward or mean spirited, like Mrs Wakefield and Hanks Bully. But for me the worst of them is New Cowboy on the Block. Just twenty minutes of pure torture for a barely satisfying ending.
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Apr 16, 2023 17:06
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PinheadSlim posted:A lot of people don't like certain episodes because they feel too awkward or mean spirited, like Mrs Wakefield and Hanks Bully. But for me the worst of them is New Cowboy on the Block. Just twenty minutes of pure torture for a barely satisfying ending. I like Dale’s squirrel tactics
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Apr 16, 2023 17:13
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Star Man posted:The racetrack episode is one of those episodes that reminds me of my dad the most. Just on my rear end constantly to get a job when I was in sixth and seventh grade. And at any time in my life until the day he died, if a job I had was awful, I was told tough poo poo. It's such a toxic way to be towards your kids and hopefully it's dying out
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Apr 16, 2023 21:38
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I used to chase skirt with your grand daddy. He's a... mean kind of funny
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So you used Bill up and you cast him aside. Do you have any idea how hurtful that is every time that happens to him?
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