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Agents are GO! posted:I asked your mom the same question last night. Well?
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Volmarias posted:Well?
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I was nervous, okay? Edit: I worked on that recipe for months. Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 17:01 on Mar 25, 2023 |
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Women’s Day marketing
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Platystemon posted:Women’s Day marketing Master Blaster run the world!
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Beachcomber posted:Master Blaster run the world! Incorrect, Tina Turner ultimately ran the world.
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Platystemon posted:Women’s Day marketing Women with large lips?
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Platystemon posted:Women’s Day marketing Okay but like, i laughed so its good marketing actually
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Mar 26, 2023 23:26
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Taylor Swift once again showing off her sandwich game.
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Picturing the social media employee that had to fingerblast the sandwich to create the beef hole
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CJacobs posted:Picturing the social media employee that had to fingerblast the sandwich to create the beef hole Size of beef hole is not dependent on how it's been fingerblasted, it's genetic. If anything, only seeing the bun is way more unnatural.
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Maybe this is better for the schad thread but the US Army launched a rebrand about a week ago. I've never really unpacked it before but it's weird as hell that there's multiple taglines for a fascist complex drone bombing children in the Middle East. Their prime choice seems to be "Be All You Can Be," whatever that means. The worst part though? A new ad campaign featuring Jonathan Majors that has already been pulled from TV and their channel. 
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UR GREE. THE MY.
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Shneak posted:Maybe this is better for the schad thread but the US Army launched a rebrand about a week ago. I've never really unpacked it before but it's weird as hell that there's multiple taglines for a fascist complex drone bombing children in the Middle East. Their prime choice seems to be "Be All You Can Be," whatever that means. The Army had a recruiting slogan decades ago of Be All That You Can Be (in the Army!). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms9pxvEbILs E: you may also be interested to learn that joining the Marines means fighting a lava monster somehow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ Volmarias has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Mar 27, 2023 |
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Volmarias posted:The Army had a recruiting slogan decades ago of Be All That You Can Be (in the Army!). Better than when they were doing “army of one”
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Wish it was an army of me help you if you complain
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Volmarias posted:The Army had a recruiting slogan decades ago of Be All That You Can Be (in the Army!). Look at this scrub who doesn't know you can just cheese Ceaseless Discharge by running back to the fog gate
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They are still doing a great job of making the military look like a completely miserable life choice so imo it's perfect execution.Shneak posted:
This is fuckin batshit. This dude planeswalks through a half dozen actual wars without a single injury on the American side appearing onscreen. They ACTUALLY showed the D-Day shore without a single body on it  edit: 
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WAR IS ABOUT THE CHOICE OF NOBLE SACRIFICE AT YOUR PEAK STRENGTH FOR YOUR COUNTRY! But we refuse to show any because that might discourage you
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Shneak posted:Their prime choice seems to be "Be All You Can Be," whatever that means.
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Ahh, the wonderful world of marketing the military. How are the laws on other countries about recruiters setting up shop in high schools?
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Best recruiting ad for, well, reality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhioeOeOHsA
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PainterofCrap posted:Best recruiting ad for, well, reality Gotta love the replies with all the Navy vets confirming that's exactly right.
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“Find your greater than”? Does your keyboard not have a shift key? You found the period just fine.
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Domus posted:“Find your greater than”? Does your keyboard not have a shift key? You found the period just fine.
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I'm not sure what "Adeia" is that I keep seeing advertised, but going to their website looks like a word salad of buzzword bullshit:quote:For over 30 years, Adeia has invented, developed and licensed innovations that advance how we live, work and play. I tend to think that good marketing involves making it clear what you're selling and why I should give a poo poo. Radical, I know.
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It's the sort of thing Walmart, Shell, or Raytheon puts out because you already know who they are, but they want you to associate them with better things than what they do.
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It’s an IP licensing company, spun off from XPERI Holding Company.
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Hey you! Join the navy!
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BMan posted:Hey you! Join the navy! No
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I saw the Village People live once. They wouldn't sing "Sex Over The Phone" despite my friend's request.
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lmao at this commercial for an interview with Jeremy Renner about his snow plow accident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4-HGKjSdvA
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I'm not sure what "Adeia" is that I keep seeing advertised, but going to their website looks like a word salad of buzzword bullshit: Innovatively inventing inventive innovations!
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I don't know if it's a dumb marketing move, but I sure was thinking this was about something else until I saw the small text.
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