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Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Saladman posted:

It's not a Reddit cultural map without unintentional errors (Germany), Easter eggs for idiots (Algeria), intentional errors (Tunisia), and bizarre racism that doesn't even apply to the country where it was used (Morocco).

The 3 African ones are obviously added by some rear end in a top hat because the font and the flag symbols are completely different from the rest. Also the headline says "across Europe"

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Zat posted:

The 3 African ones are obviously added by some rear end in a top hat because the font and the flag symbols are completely different from the rest. Also the headline says "across Europe"

No Turkiye though

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Ras Het posted:

The Hungarians do literally come from the steppe and the putative Uralic homeland is deep in Russia marginally to the north of the steppe

The homeland of the proto-indo-Europeans is currently believed to be southern Ukraine so technically those are actually the only European languages descended from the central asian steppe.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

The homeland of the proto-indo-Europeans is currently believed to be southern Ukraine so technically those are actually the only European languages descended from the central asian steppe.

asia doesn't start until tashkent

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


taters posted:



Perfect. No notes.

I'm loling imagining the massive case of blue balls the mapmaker gave themselves by resisting the temptation to break the US up into several splinter states.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I’m pretty sure that’s something even the guy who did the “one world under communism” althist map did, complete with “reservations and bantustans but make them socialist”.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Not a map, but so many maps that get posted here are really just embellished lists based on national characteristics.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/a41NRAV.jpg :nws:

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Rebel Blob posted:

Not a map, but so many maps that get posted here are really just embellished lists based on national characteristics.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/a41NRAV.jpg :nws:

I think there was a Queen song about this.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Yeah, that map is rear end.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
England owned once again

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


Rebel Blob posted:

Not a map, but so many maps that get posted here are really just embellished lists based on national characteristics.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/a41NRAV.jpg :nws:

As a Portuguese, I'm ok with this.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Rebel Blob posted:

Not a map, but so many maps that get posted here are really just embellished lists based on national characteristics.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/a41NRAV.jpg :nws:

Made by a spaniard?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Rebel Blob posted:

Not a map, but so many maps that get posted here are really just embellished lists based on national characteristics.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/a41NRAV.jpg :nws:

“Draw me like one of your French girls.”



😡

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Rebel Blob posted:

Not a map, but so many maps that get posted here are really just embellished lists based on national characteristics.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/a41NRAV.jpg :nws:

politically-loaded maps: Gigantic Iberian Asses

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Portugal is Eastern European.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Portugal não tem dos cus pequenos

Or something like that

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Rebel Blob posted:

Not a map, but so many maps that get posted here are really just embellished lists based on national characteristics.

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/a41NRAV.jpg :nws:

Decagone Irregulier would be a good username.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Without even reading the text you can tell what country the artist comes from.

Horny Racism

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Antigravitas posted:

That map certainly says something about the politics of the map maker…

And also that they are a moron.

Onomatopoeias are actually super interesting. Note the table of "Cats and dogs": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-linguistic_onomatopoeias

I was just about to post something like this. I saw a video years ago about how different languages do onomatopoeias for animals and it is still scarred into my brain that the French think a Duck quacking sounds like "coin coin."

It is the weirdest interpretation of "Quack" i have ever heard and I have no idea how they ended up there.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

From the weird way that the French use the alphabet, wouldn't that literally be pronounced by the french as "quack qua"?

Like how croissant is said in French as queso.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

SlothfulCobra posted:

From the weird way that the French use the alphabet, wouldn't that literally be pronounced by the french as "quack qua"?

Like how croissant is said in French as queso.

They have a hard "c" sound in the beginning, but the video I saw did not sound like they were pronouncing it as "Quack" it was more like "Kweh Kweh."

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

They have a hard "c" sound in the beginning, but the video I saw did not sound like they were pronouncing it as "Quack" it was more like "Kweh Kweh."
That's a chocobo, not a duck.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Ducks go “cancan”

It is pronounced “cancan”

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I was just about to post something like this. I saw a video years ago about how different languages do onomatopoeias for animals and it is still scarred into my brain that the French think a Duck quacking sounds like "coin coin."

It is the weirdest interpretation of "Quack" i have ever heard and I have no idea how they ended up there.

With a French pronunciation it sound pretty close to what ducks actually sound like to me.

Unrelated, and shamelessly stolen from the Ukraine thread:



A map in the office of Kyrylo Budanov, the chief of Ukraine's Main Directorate of Intelligence of the Ministry of Defense, with a tongue in cheek rendering of how Russia should be divided post-war. Everything pretty self explanatory, but does anyone know what the ФРП over Kaliningrad or the ЦАР over central Russia are supposed to stand for for?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Ducks go “cancan”

It is pronounced “cancan”

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

MeinPanzer posted:

With a French pronunciation it sound pretty close to what ducks actually sound like to me.

Unrelated, and shamelessly stolen from the Ukraine thread:



A map in the office of Kyrylo Budanov, the chief of Ukraine's Main Directorate of Intelligence of the Ministry of Defense, with a tongue in cheek rendering of how Russia should be divided post-war. Everything pretty self explanatory, but does anyone know what the ФРП over Kaliningrad or the ЦАР over central Russia are supposed to stand for for?

I’ve seen Tsentralno-Aziatskaya Respublika used before for some of that. Dunno if it’s that, but the only people who hate the worst part of Russia to live in more than russians are people who hate Russia

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

MeinPanzer posted:

the ЦАР over central Russia are supposed to stand for for?
:iiaca:

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I’ve seen Tsentralno-Aziatskaya Respublika used before for some of that. Dunno if it’s that, but the only people who hate the worst part of Russia to live in more than russians are people who hate Russia

Ah, that makes sense. Now what is ФРП supposed to stand for, Федеративная Республика Пруссия, or something like that?

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

They have a hard "c" sound in the beginning, but the video I saw did not sound like they were pronouncing it as "Quack" it was more like "Kweh Kweh."

That’s also pretty much how a duck sounds? I mean as closely as anything else. It’s not like they make a "quack" noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I24bSviEEI0 Is a video of someone saying "coin" in French.

This is what a duck sounds like for anyone who flunked out of their daycare class when they were three years old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyd3qrSabw4

Also I feel like English can’t talk poo poo when a dog goes "bow wow", which is not even remotely close to a sound a dog ever makes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I was just about to post something like this. I saw a video years ago about how different languages do onomatopoeias for animals and it is still scarred into my brain that the French think a Duck quacking sounds like "coin coin."

It is the weirdest interpretation of "Quack" i have ever heard and I have no idea how they ended up there.

It is not pronounced like in American though.

It sounds in French like quan quan (read by an American)

An (East) German girl told me that in her region they say "nac nac"

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

AndreTheGiantBoned posted:

It is not pronounced like in American though.

It sounds in French like quan quan (read by an American)

An (East) German girl told me that in her region they say "nac nac"

American whose native language is French here, quan quan is not that sound read either US English or French

It’s almost as if IPA is the only way for any of this to make sense

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Extraordinarily annoying, I love it.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

American whose native language is French here, quan quan is not that sound read either US English or French

It’s almost as if IPA is the only way for any of this to make sense

c.f. obama saying wa gwan

https://youtu.be/2z168hPCZuk

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Edgar Allen Ho posted:



It’s almost as if IPA is the only way for any of this to make sense

Yes, getting drunk is the only way to make sense of French, doesn't have to be on IPA, though

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

American whose native language is French here, quan quan is not that sound read either US English or French

It’s almost as if IPA is the only way for any of this to make sense


It was an attempt of a helpful approximation.
IPA is better. It would be the same sound as "coin" in "coincé"

coincé
\kwɛ̃.se\

So it would be kwɛ̃ kwɛ̃

Do you agree or do Canadians say it different

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



AndreTheGiantBoned posted:

It is not pronounced like in American though.

It sounds in French like quan quan (read by an American)

An (East) German girl told me that in her region they say "nac nac"

My German friend in college claimed ducks said "schnatter schnatter" but I can't swear he wasn't loving with me.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Enten schnattern, but it's not an onomatopoeia.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

MeinPanzer posted:

Ah, that makes sense. Now what is ФРП supposed to stand for, Федеративная Республика Пруссия, or something like that?

dunno why it took half a day for me to notice but you've misread the letter

It's not FRP it's FRG

as in Federativnaya Respublika Germaniya, homeland of KaliningradKönigsberg

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