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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

AndrewP posted:

He’s already made his crimes pretty clear:

1. Walk into store

2. Grab whatever you want

3. You can’t touch me, later

It's true - store employees are neither his dad nor cops

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Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


With another streaming service that their show on it dying, maybe that means they just own it themselves now!

Ha ha...... ha...

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

A wedding on Thanksgiving is psychotic and it'll drive me crazy knowing I'll never hear their reasoning for it.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
These Pentagon leaks are getting weirder and weirder

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Griffin is now alone on the latest Trial by Fieri as these challenges should be, more fun to watch him succumb to the madness

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
The zoomers have beaten Griffins cronch

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1646171314166681600?s=19

CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

I remember realising you can totally eat an apple core, proceeding to do so, and then knowing why you don't. Tastes loving awful.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I always eat the apple core, it tastes like apple

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006
If you eat an apple from the top or bottom instead of the side the core doesn’t register as a big deal. Bonus, you get to be defensive about it anytime someone sees you do it.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Eat dat apple from da bottom.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way let us never speak of it again or be weird about it online.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
As a kid I was deathly afraid of accidentally ingesting apple seeds because they contain cyanide, and I somehow knew enough to know that cyanide is bad for you (but probably not the amount that an apple's worth of seeds contains).

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
sneak preview of next week's Munch Squad

https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1646920742372532231

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Wow this brand is memeable and zany

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Justin and Travis are playing Tender Loving Care. So if you want to see a very bad porn game... I mean probably just watch the Giantbomb East playthrough, but this might be good too.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Really starting to doubt Travis's sexpert credentials

roomtwofifteen
Jul 18, 2007

Erstwhile goon supergreatfriend also did a fantastic stream of it a few years back

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire

Humanity is burying itself in plastic.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



I too was a theater cleaner. It was a small 5 screen in Texas. You could get a bucket of 6 beers or a bottle of wine, popcorn n all the regular movie candy you would expect and hot dogs no one should ever eat.

There was an employee who would drink halfie beers left over by people. He drank dip and piss at least once.

I was a cultured person and would only drink from left over bottles of wine because most people would pour it into a glass and you were less likely to drink anything "not wine".

To conclude this story I slipped on a bunch of popcorn butter spilt on the floor and fell down real hard in front of a bunch of people. I was p wine drunk at the time and never came back to work when they asked me to file an accident report.

Theater cleaning is a world of contrast.

Beer_Suitcase fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Apr 18, 2023

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Beer_Suitcase posted:

I too was a theater cleaner. It was a small 5 screen in Texas. You could get a bucket of 6 beers or a bottle of wine, popcorn n all the regular movie candy you would expect and hot dogs no one should ever eat.

There was a guy who would drink halfie beers left over by people. He drank dip and piss at least once.

I was a cultured person and would only drink from left over bottles of wine because most people would pour it into a glass and you were less likely to drink anything "not wine".

To conclude this story I slipped on a bunch of popcorn butter spilt on the floor and fell down real hard in front of a bunch of people. I was p wine drunk at the time and never came back to work when they asked me to file an accident report.

Theater cleaning is a world of contrast.

I read this and thought it was the Achewood thread for a second

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


I don't know how long its been going on but Travis has really gone too far this time on one of the squarespace TAZ ads

Travis EVERYONE remembers Reboot not just the mcelroys!!! it was rad!!!

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Tried to listen to some steeplechase on the way to work today, Travis said like three particularly obnoxious sentences and I had to turn it off. When will someone rehost this stuff and do like an ommission of all the Travis parts? I'll pay.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

VelociBacon posted:

Tried to listen to some steeplechase on the way to work today, Travis said like three particularly obnoxious sentences and I had to turn it off. When will someone rehost this stuff and do like an ommission of all the Travis parts? I'll pay.

lmao

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Brother_and_Me?wprov=sfti1

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

VelociBacon posted:

Tried to listen to some steeplechase on the way to work today, Travis said like three particularly obnoxious sentences and I had to turn it off. When will someone rehost this stuff and do like an ommission of all the Travis parts? I'll pay.

Man I know I’m not the one to judge posting histories in this thread, but, have you considered listening to a different podcast

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

VelociBacon posted:

Tried to listen to some steeplechase on the way to work today, Travis said like three particularly obnoxious sentences and I had to turn it off. When will someone rehost this stuff and do like an ommission of all the Travis parts? I'll pay.

You're embarrassing

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

goblin week posted:

Man I know I’m not the one to judge posting histories in this thread, but, have you considered listening to a different podcast

But man when it's good it's so, so good.

e: what is BDG from the thread title?

VelociBacon fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Apr 18, 2023

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
This is like the best Travis has done in TAZ. If the weird hate takes over that quickly, just stick to wonderful, sawbones etc

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Ches Neckbeard posted:

This is like the best Travis has done in TAZ. If the weird hate takes over that quickly, just stick to wonderful, sawbones etc

Is wonderful the brother+ wife one that Griffen does? Sounds like they're all doing that except the dad I suppose. I'll take a listen.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Like there was an example in today's MBMBaM where Travis flies in with a lovely nothing segment and ends it with "if you want the segment to be better, please suggest better alternatives to my email." Thats right there to poo poo on.

Anywho, I really want Justin to pick FMV Quest more often. Drag his family into psycho games, all while Justin delights in their misfortune.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

VelociBacon posted:

But man when it's good it's so, so good.

e: what is BDG from the thread title?

Brian David Gilbert, was part of the Polygon crew for a while.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Seeing that was set in the West side of Charlotte is a bit surreal. That's oddly specific enough that I'm half tempted to track it down and skim through to see if anything stands out.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Did you drink Goo Punch?

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

VelociBacon posted:

e: what is BDG from the thread title?

and furthermore, who is this McElory and how do they relate to the McElroys?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
My wife received Richard's Stïnk today

She's over the moon, I'm just a little disappointed--it was originally supposed to arrive on 4/20

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

VelociBacon posted:

But man when it's good it's so, so good.

e: what is BDG from the thread title?

Brian David Gilbert

https://www.youtube.com/@briandavidgilbert/featured

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


And to make the BDG thing seem less random, BDG Griffin, and Justin were coworkers at Polygon. Griffin and Justin left just around the time he was a breakout star of the site and then left himself a year or so later

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Shinjobi posted:

Like there was an example in today's MBMBaM where Travis flies in with a lovely nothing segment and ends it with "if you want the segment to be better, please suggest better alternatives to my email." Thats right there to poo poo on.


if you can't handle him at his celebrity nicknames then you don't deserve him at his Streetcar Named Deez Nuts

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