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i'm beginning to think that phil neville never actually had aids after all
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1646829246470389761?t=g6D5biFPBRNODtX0my8KBg&s=19 So what actually happened with Hames? He seemed useful even if he was overhyped. Was he just a headcase?
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He scored 5 in 19 in Greece, thanks wiki, but I have no idea if he scored all those goals in August and September
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waking up one transfer deadline day to find out that west ham had somehow outbid the rest of european football to sign carlos tevez and javier mascherano waking up one day several years later to find out exactly how much crime was involved in that process (a lot of crime)
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also remembering the time that mascherano went full bruno and just repeatedly screamed in the refs face until he got sent off
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You suddenly remember Kevin Lasagna a lot op.
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L.H.O.O.Q. posted:You suddenly remember Kevin Lasagna a lot op. drat that's really funny
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It's a name change request as performance art
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L.H.O.O.Q. posted:You suddenly remember Kevin Lasagna a lot op. Probably every time he has lasagna for dinner
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Failed Imagineer posted:Probably every time he has Kevin for dinner
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It's now self-perpetuating in that every time I see this thread I suddenly remember Kevin Lasagna
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Charles Insomnia
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I just call him yohan kebab now and feel bad every time
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the sex ghost posted:I just call him yohan kebab now and feel bad every time I don’t even remember his real name tbh.
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when I realised that Kevin Lasagna was a real person and not just something Joe Kinnear said in a press conference when he was appointed as cut-price Newcastle manager despite not managing a top-flight club for a decade prior, after Kevin Keegan quit as cut-price Newcastle manager and then sued for constructive dismissal because Dennis Wise kept buying Youtube players, after Sam Allardyce was fired because they thought bringing Kevin Keegan back would get the fans onside
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Mike Ashley had to describe how he was a 'power drinker' and threw up in a fireplace at a newcastle board meeting in official court transcripts
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FullLeatherJacket posted:when I realised that Kevin Lasagna was a real person and not just something Joe Kinnear said in a press conference when he was appointed as cut-price Newcastle manager despite not managing a top-flight club for a decade prior, after Kevin Keegan quit as cut-price Newcastle manager and then sued for constructive dismissal because Dennis Wise kept buying Youtube players, after Sam Allardyce was fired because they thought bringing Kevin Keegan back would get the fans onside Joe Kinnear being Newcastle manager.
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An underrated aspect of That Press Conference is the journalist in question explaining that his article didn't say anything like what Joe was insinuating and Joe admitted he hadn't read anything beyond the headline and carrying on anyway
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Gigi Galli posted:I don’t even remember his real name tbh. Yohan Cabaye, I will not confirm that I had to look that up to remember
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i had to look up n’zogbia as well
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jesus WEP posted:i had to look up n’zogbia as well I also had to look up Ben Afri.Not because I don’t remember Hatem Ben Arfa but because the name was so far off.
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i will always mbemba that newcastle team, they were good fun
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papiss cissé scoring a wondergoal against chelsea and then never doing anything again for the rest of his career
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He managed to turn that one goal into a big money transfer to China when they were just paying everyone whatever they wanted. Respect
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Tevez, Pelle, Cisse, Hulk, all getting 800k a week to play eleven games for Shandong Luneng or whoever before the authorities decided to take a closer look at the books
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the sex ghost posted:Tevez, Pelle, Cisse, Hulk, all getting 800k a week to play eleven games for Shandong Luneng or whoever before the authorities decided to take a closer look at the books Oscar went there at like 25 and was making £400k a week for 2 years then signed a new deal for £563k a week. Still there too!!! Good gig if you can get it
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:Oscar went there at like 25 and was making £400k a week for 2 years then signed a new deal for £563k a week. Still there too!!! King poo poo
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:Oscar went there at like 25 and was making £400k a week for 2 years then signed a new deal for £563k a week. Still there too!!! Yeah, he's basically traded his career anywhere anyone gives a poo poo in order to be slightly richer than God. Bonus points, he can probably move to just about anywhere when he retires and not be recognised.
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You have to respect Oscar's move. He found himself an incredibly high paying job and is milking every yuan he can out of it. It's a nice reminder that football is just a job to a lot of players.
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Shrapnig posted:You have to respect Oscar's move. He found himself an incredibly high paying job and is milking every yuan he can out of it. On topic: Benoit assou-ekotto just strolling into the dressing room before each match and asking who they were playing
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BAE’s interviews were always mint
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I wonder if he ever became a pornstar
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Andy Carroll being afraid of snakes (not his snake though :P )
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