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you need therapy not weed
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Apr 18, 2023 17:27
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LifeSunDeath posted:I'm realizing that they're trolling. The newly regged account gives me that thought. haha I just assumed it was whoever else usually uses that av without looking, I don't even remember what poster that is but this seemed very out of character you're prolly right but who cares, weed thread, I'll play baseball against strawmen all day, AND IT WILL BE MORE LIKE BASEBALL THAN THE CALL-OF-DUTY-PACED poo poo THAT THE MLB IS ROLLING OUT RIGHT NOW
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Apr 18, 2023 17:27
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I was assigned this av by a corrupt person
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Apr 18, 2023 17:30
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that g ova there posted:I'm not trolling. I'm socially conservative because I'm a born-again Christian that is saving myself for marriage. I conform to a Seventh Day Adventist lifestyle and have had demons exorcised out of me by the power of Jesus Christ. I just love smoking God's plant though. My SO comes from a country with much violence because of the drug trade, and has as a result subsequent culturally--based views on marijuana. We're both in our mid-30s and preparing for marriage but I don't like the drugs, God's garden of eden drugs love me. hmm: * you don't brush your teeth or have a job * your dying wish is to smoke hella weed with the goat man * your first post after registering here as a new user was a FYAD reference in GBS, clearly a sign of a new user who is Very Serious * since registering what is almost certainly not your only account, you've posted roughly twice as much as I have, a clear sign of mental disorder is that you epic prison guy
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Apr 18, 2023 17:30
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Cabbages and Kings posted:hmm: I brush my teeth every day with non-fluoride organic toothpastes. Just pulled out a HELLA clean new toothbrush this morning. This is my only account. This is why Jesus tells us not to judge and vengeance will be his. FWIW I imprisoned epic prison guy and if I had 100lbs of muscle on me, would beat his rear end.
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Apr 18, 2023 17:34
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Don't feed the troll! Smoke weed instead.
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Apr 18, 2023 17:51
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Macichne Leainig posted:Smoke weed instead.
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Apr 18, 2023 17:54
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that g ova there posted:I'm not trolling. I'm socially conservative because I'm a born-again Christian that is saving myself for marriage. I conform to a Seventh Day Adventist lifestyle and have had demons exorcised out of me by the power of Jesus Christ. I just love smoking God's plant though. My SO comes from a country with much violence because of the drug trade, and has as a result subsequent culturally--based views on marijuana. We're both in our mid-30s and preparing for marriage but I don't like the drugs, God's garden of eden drugs love me. Lol I dated a seventh day Adventist for awhile. Y’all are loving crazies.
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Apr 18, 2023 17:58
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Im not in favor of that sort of lifestyle
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Apr 18, 2023 18:00
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I exorcise my demons with blunt smoke.
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Apr 18, 2023 18:01
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So I finally did the dynavap adjusta-bowl thing and it's awesome. small bowl, few puffs, feel just as high. this may be the answer to my weed problems (need to smoke less but get more high).
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Apr 18, 2023 18:04
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onesixtwo posted:Lol I dated a seventh day Adventist for awhile. Y’all are loving crazies. I'm crazy like Krazyzie Bone just tryna gently caress tryna have no babies
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Apr 18, 2023 18:09
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Oh, is that what's going on here, got it
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Apr 18, 2023 18:17
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lmaoing at this selective profligacy
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Apr 18, 2023 18:17
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I like to post in places I don't normally post lmaooooooo gotteeeeeem
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Apr 18, 2023 19:33
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Macichne Leainig posted:Smoke weed instead. I did and when I came back things were better here
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Apr 18, 2023 20:02
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Well on this threads recommendation I now have a Dynavap M+ with a dyna coil and FMJ in the mail. Better be worth all your fuss!
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Apr 18, 2023 20:37
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the fmj really makes it hard to gently caress up or have a bad time
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Apr 18, 2023 20:45
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Good, because for some reason ordering from the Simrell website was a huge pain in the rear end. It wouldn't take my card, so I had to dig into my old PayPal account that I hadn't touched for like four years. But in a stroke of luck, my PayPal had birthday money from my dad from three years ago. Ultimately, this was a net positive for my trouble. FYI the Dynavap website is offering 20% for what I assume to be all of their accessories for a 4/19 sale. If you want to get a fancy lighter or something.
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Apr 18, 2023 20:50
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Is there a thread for shrooms dosing and preparation? I have my first batch going and itd be good to know how to prep them so I don’t lose my mind Also weed is good all hail weed
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Apr 18, 2023 21:51
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Scornful Sexbot posted:Is there a thread for shrooms dosing and preparation? I have my first batch going and itd be good to know how to prep them so I don’t lose my mind Psychedelics Megathread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3457375&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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Apr 18, 2023 21:59
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Altared State posted:Psychedelics Megathread Thank u friend
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Apr 18, 2023 22:09
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I'm both curious about shrooms & terrified to accidentally do them under the wrong circumstances (the wrong mood, the wrong people, the wrong time, etc.), so I haven't tried them yetScornful Sexbot posted:Also weed is good all hail weed 
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Apr 18, 2023 22:30
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm both curious about shrooms & terrified to accidentally do them under the wrong circumstances (the wrong mood, the wrong people, the wrong time, etc.), so I haven't tried them yet Just don't do that many your first time. Get a little spacey and feel it out. You don't have to do a heroic dose on the first go.
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Apr 19, 2023 00:02
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm both curious about shrooms & terrified to accidentally do them under the wrong circumstances (the wrong mood, the wrong people, the wrong time, etc.), so I haven't tried them yet same same, thankfully I have someone very experienced who said they're willing to babysit me my first time lol
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Apr 19, 2023 00:04
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I bought a pack of those Mike Tyson ears and they work. I hope he's kicking some money back to Evander Holyfield.
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Apr 19, 2023 00:23
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that g ova there posted:I'm not trolling. I'm socially conservative because I'm a born-again Christian that is saving myself for marriage. I conform to a Seventh Day Adventist lifestyle and have had demons exorcised out of me by the power of Jesus Christ. I just love smoking God's plant though. My SO comes from a country with much violence because of the drug trade, and has as a result subsequent culturally--based views on marijuana. We're both in our mid-30s and preparing for marriage but I don't like the drugs, God's garden of eden drugs love me. It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up
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Apr 19, 2023 05:58
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm both curious about shrooms & terrified to accidentally do them under the wrong circumstances (the wrong mood, the wrong people, the wrong time, etc.), so I haven't tried them yet You can't really re-dose shrooms so start with a gram and try adding a gram each following time until you have a bad time. Good friends and a private space is the gold standard but as long as the mood is high and the environment welcoming it should be fine with a low dose. My first trip was 4g of Atlantis truffles in vondel park and while it was absolutely trouble free it was definitely a rocky start until I realised everyone else was doing exactly the same thing as me: tripping balls in a beautiful park and laughing about it. Don't do what my friend did and aspire to be 0.001% shrooms by body weight and ingest 9 grams in a foolish attempt to "face his demons" Laserface fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Apr 19, 2023 |
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Apr 19, 2023 09:53
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Can someone tell me why all of these jobs that would be the ultimate jobs for a lazy person - where you just get paid to sit there and occupy a room unsupervised overnight and maybe answer a phone call or shuffle some papers around - are the only ones that require drug tests
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Apr 19, 2023 09:58
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Usually because you're the only one there and you're there for a reason and it's to not be on drugs.
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Apr 19, 2023 10:03
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deep dish peat moss posted:Can someone tell me why all of these jobs that would be the ultimate jobs for a lazy person - where you just get paid to sit there and occupy a room unsupervised overnight and maybe answer a phone call or shuffle some papers around - are the only ones that require drug tests I work as a night auditor at a hotel. I have approximately 5 to 6 hours of free time in an average shift, have no manager lording over me during the night, and generally have excellent job security because nobody wants to work nights -- and I've worked at a few hotels, not a single one drug tested me. Usually because if they drug tested they'd have to fire the entire kitchen staff, the maintenance guy, and half the front desk. That all being said, I generally avoid being high at work, I'm not a functional human being when high and I've no idea how anyone manages it -- not to mention driving to and from. But if you're one of those people who can work stoned, look into night audit jobs at hotels. Archonet fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Apr 19, 2023 |
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Apr 19, 2023 10:50
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Kinda big difference between micro dosing a one hit and honkin' down a j-bone before strolling in. I remember one time after taking a t-break I hit a friend's pen at work. The hustle n bustle of people getting loud at 6am was overstimulating for a bit, but I weathered the onset and was fine.
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Apr 19, 2023 13:18
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A high CBD low THC one hitter would be great for that night audit job.
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Apr 19, 2023 14:30
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also if you fellas want an additional chuckle: the only job that drug tested me that I really didn't expect was my veeeery first one, doing -- get ready for this -- stocking shelves at a grocery store. Keeping in mind that I lived in the whitest, most milquetoast suburban loving neighborhood, this job was a mile from my house, and I am a pasty ginger poo poo who had not even tried weed at this time because I didn't have a connection. "nope, gotta drug test you" -- for a job putting boxes on loving shelves. Meanwhile, I actually have very light accounting duties/have to do simple math on a nightly basis, and have a remarkable amount of responsibility as a night auditor (at least in terms of "you're the only one there, you have access to the cash drawer and the keys to everything, make sure the building doesn't burn down"), and they've at least apparently realized people are still capable of retaining these abilities regardless of their (off-duty) drug use. But not that grocery store, not for putting boxes on shelves, nosiree. You could hurt someone. You could put a box in the wrong spot. And wouldn't that be just terrible? Then again, this is the same grocery store that barred the stock clerks from listening to music through earbuds for "safety", while allowing the guys running the motorized floor buffers to do so. I do wonder myself if they're the ones getting stoned on the job, as their policies were often not ones I'd say were made by a sane, sober mind. Archonet fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Apr 19, 2023 |
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Apr 19, 2023 14:51
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turns out the war on drugs was unjustified
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Apr 19, 2023 15:42
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Archonet posted:also if you fellas want an additional chuckle: the only job that drug tested me that I really didn't expect was my veeeery first one, doing -- get ready for this -- stocking shelves at a grocery store. LifeSunDeath posted:turns out the war on drugs was unjustified drug tests I used to have a whole routine for getting high before my lovely retail job - get to work a half hour early, find a remote parking lot, use Visine (  use it BEFORE you smoke for best effect! ),  , smoke a cigarette, run the AC for five minutes blowing hard on my shirt, go inside and wash my hands and use a tiny bit of mouthwash. Sometimes I'd overdo it and get a little bit too high, but I was working retail sales for a cell phone store in 2004, soo  The really hosed up part is when I realized that I sold better high, because I could connect with the dipshit customers betterEDIT this was also in 2004, long before medicinal weaponized weed. also double  at how vape carts made that entire routine totally pointless
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Apr 19, 2023 15:53
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You could move to new york, or get a remote job from there. It's illegal for employers to test for thc. Or you could wait for the government to accidentally make it illegal for the rest of the USA to test. Hey, it might happen tomorrow with this timeline.
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Apr 19, 2023 16:24
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Been listening to Jello Biafra's new podcast and extremely surprised and amused that he is a huge pothead and used to be a hippie. And Al Jorgensen, somehow, is also a weedhead and hasn't turned chuddy
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Apr 19, 2023 16:52
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Philthy posted:You could move to new york, or get a remote job from there. It's illegal for employers to test for thc. oh poo poo that rules
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Apr 19, 2023 16:57
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