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I’m a grunting buffoon that can’t dress himself and I shamble through the gutters getting empty drink cans thrown at me
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 14:01 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 17:38 |
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And what does that have to do with the subject of debate? I don't have any loose change to give out.
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 14:04 |
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freeedr posted:I’m a grunting buffoon that can’t dress himself and I shamble through the gutters getting empty drink cans thrown at me Same
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 14:19 |
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I seriously don't have anything to give you but someone left a half empty beer with a cigarette stub inside if you want it.
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 14:34 |
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By popular demand posted:I seriously don't have anything to give you but someone left a half empty beer with a cigarette stub inside if you want it. Kaipiroska
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 14:37 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I like how he's (I guess) pretending to be rich but got an off-the-rack shirt so the collar size is wrong for his pencil neck. 3Dmega is not saying that the collar is loose fitting, rather that it's visually too big. it looks like it might be as long from neck to tip as his face is from the bridge of his nose to his neck. he's the kind of person who will wear a standard issue young repub suit with medium-wide collars and medium-wide ties. that looks good if you have a medium-large nose, big neck, big wrists. He''s pretty slight so it makes him look like he's wearing his dad's suit. but you can't really tell how big the collars are? What you notice is the size of the tie knot--that's too big because the material is too thick.
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 15:17 |
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I notice the tie is also loose, so maybe he's one of those people who can't stand having stuff touching his neck, but can't bring himself to not wear a suit. That's the kind of neurotic weirdness I associate with people who'd do...that.
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 15:20 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I notice the tie is also loose, so maybe he's one of those people who can't stand having stuff touching his neck, but can't bring himself to not wear a suit. That's the kind of neurotic weirdness I associate with people who'd do...that. If he couldn't bring himself not to wear a suit, he'd be wearing a suit, and not a suit top with jeans.
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 15:23 |
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/ozempic-side-effects-weird-dreams-9ccdb749
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 18:22 |
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Lobok posted:her fashion style is Trapped in a Bunker with Hitler is that original
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 18:56 |
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This sound great, I'm honestly sick of getting up at morning with absolutely no celebrity making a visit. GET OUT OF MY DREAMS G.G. ALLIN
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 19:20 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:
My comment? Yeah Her look? No, hence my comment
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# ? Apr 18, 2023 20:48 |
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https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1648473159363072002?s=20
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 02:19 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 02:33 |
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Also the husband is a brony who apparently cannot understand the multiversal law of the High School AU. And also somehow thinks too much about cartoon horse genitals even for them.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 02:43 |
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He also posted on r/kotakuinaction, the gamergate reddit
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 02:54 |
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It's funny, anime faces are always already kind of westernized. Like there's a certain anglophilia involved almost all the time, but this body pillow is something different. It's like she sent the design back 5 or 6 times saying "no, it has to look more distinctively like a white person! Make it anime but not at all Japanese! My weird husband can't be jerking off to a Japanese version of me!"
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 04:42 |
Guessing this was ultimately unsuccessful from the headline. quote:"After the crash, the defendant ran away from the scene without providing information such as a driver's license, insurance, or vehicle registration," one of the responding deputies wrote in the official report. "The defendant was...described as having taken his clothes off and running away in just his underwear." Not inaccurate to think like he was avoiding Predators, I suppose.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 04:57 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 04:58 |
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It's just hibernating put it back so it can hatch
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 05:01 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:It's funny, anime faces are always already kind of westernized. Like there's a certain anglophilia involved almost all the time, but this body pillow is something different. It's like she sent the design back 5 or 6 times saying "no, it has to look more distinctively like a white person! Make it anime but not at all Japanese! My weird husband can't be jerking off to a Japanese version of me!" There's a special kind of pathetic and weird that's fun to mock for people who are perverts but somehow bad at it.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 05:14 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There's a special kind of pathetic and weird that's fun to mock for people who are perverts but somehow bad at it. cargo cult perversion
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 07:41 |
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ultrafilter posted:a suit top A jacket, it's called a jacket. Lmao.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 08:11 |
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https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1648598200469843968
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 11:21 |
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He's just keeping tradition alive! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Lorz quote:In the marathon at the 1904 Olympic Games, Lorz stopped running because of exhaustion after nine miles (14.5 km). His manager gave him a lift in his car and drove the next eleven miles (17.7 km), after which, Lorz continued on foot back to the Olympic stadium, where he broke the finishing line tape and was greeted as the winner of the race.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 11:40 |
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Was the Cuban mailman the one who got chased way off course by feral dogs in the 1904 St. Louis Marathon?
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 11:48 |
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GrossMurpel posted:He's just keeping tradition alive! Didn't someone take the bus, or am I remembering wrong?
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 11:49 |
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Always fun when a Jon Bois video is relevant to a topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AhABManTw
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 11:55 |
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Platystemon posted:Was the Cuban mailman the one who got chased way off course by feral dogs in the 1904 St. Louis Marathon? no the guy who got chased off course by feral dogs was one of the african guys who was there as part of the Boer War re-enactment, the Cuban mailman was the one who ate rotten apples and got an upset stomach so he fell asleep under a tree
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 12:07 |
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Alaois posted:no the guy who got chased off course by feral dogs was one of the african guys who was there as part of the Boer War re-enactment, the Cuban mailman was the one who ate rotten apples and got an upset stomach so he fell asleep under a tree What a lovely sentence.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 12:15 |
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the cuban mailman also ran the marathon dressed like this
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 12:38 |
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Yes we are looking at you Hollywood, it's not expensive to film a movie about a footrace!
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 13:20 |
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By popular demand posted:Yes we are looking at you Hollywood, it's not expensive to film a movie about a footrace! Tarantino will do it for free.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 13:36 |
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Alaois posted:the cuban mailman also ran the marathon dressed like this That’s exactly how I dress when I run. Who am I kidding, I don’t run.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 13:38 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A jacket, it's called a jacket. Lmao. You can wear a jacket with jeans and look fine, but he's got the (poorly fitting) dress shirt, the tie and the pocket square. That needs a different descriptor.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 14:21 |
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ultrafilter posted:You can wear a jacket with jeans and look fine, but he's got the (poorly fitting) dress shirt, the tie and the pocket square. That needs a different descriptor. It's the vest and him wearing only the top half of a three-piece suit with cheap blue jeans. It's hideous.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 14:30 |
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Dango Bango posted:Always fun when a Jon Bois video is relevant to a topic: Speaking of Jon Bois, JUICE finally launched last week https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/14/world/esa-juice-mission-launch-scn/index.html
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 15:18 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:That’s exactly how I dress when I run. Who am I kidding, I don’t run. if you also don't dress like that, it's still an accurate statement.
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 15:35 |
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https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1648416316729221120?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw
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# ? Apr 19, 2023 16:24 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 17:38 |
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S'all right my dude, once she reads this poo poo she'll dump you like a sack of rotten potatoes and you'll have nothing to worry about.
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