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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

It's the thought that counts.

Never consider what those thoughts were.

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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
going to the pink pony with a gallon bag of spaghetti and a jar of private selection arrabiata (gotta show your net worth)

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i think you already know the answer to this

it was homemade but somehow worse than stouffers

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


pandy fackler posted:

i texted her and i was misremembering it was homemade BBQ sauce lol

....what kind of bbq sauce?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Azathoth posted:

it was homemade but somehow worse than stouffers

Im pretty sure we accused him of Stouffer's and he was offended so this is probably correct

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Strippers: Nothing Comes Closer to Home

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

it being a dogshit terrible lasagne and it being a really good expertly made lasagne both paint an extremely pathetic portrait each in their own way. its like one of those illustrations where you can see the young lady or old crone depending on what you focus on. its excellent

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

....what kind of bbq sauce?

it was stubbs and he scraped the labels off so he could take credit for it

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I keep thinking about that lasagna.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Just sitting there beside the business cards until someone throws it out

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Tenkaris posted:

No he brought homemade lasagna to strippers because he had nobody else in his life he could think of to bring some to

This is the bleakest thing I've ever read

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Everyone take some time to reflect and think about someone who you would bring a lasagna to

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Crazypoops posted:

Everyone take some time to reflect and think about someone who you would bring a lasagna to

i'm weeping

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

it being a dogshit terrible lasagne and it being a really good expertly made lasagne both paint an extremely pathetic portrait each in their own way. its like one of those illustrations where you can see the young lady or old crone depending on what you focus on. its excellent

I feel like if it was really good that more sad funny whereas if it's terrible you feel better laughing at it

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



What I'm saying is I want some lasagna

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
same, but--and this is important--without jizz or roofies in it

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


pandy fackler posted:

it was stubbs and he scraped the labels off so he could take credit for it

lmfao, and we have our answer folks:

Ironcrowned made package lasanga but claimed it as his own homemade recipie


vvv the what??

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
When I think of this website and “lasagna”, I cannot help but recall the saxophone bathtub incident.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I make a beautiful lasagna. 3 kinds of cheese, sauce from scratch, everyone loves it. I'd like to give everyone in the world a slice of my lasagna.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

pandy fackler posted:

it was stubbs and he scraped the labels off so he could take credit for it

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i cant eat dairy

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Smythe posted:

i cant eat dairy

Take a regular person pill, then

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Hatebag posted:

Take a regular person pill, then

dopnt work well & make u feel like you have a big balloon inside u

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Foo Diddley posted:

same, but--and this is important--without jizz or roofies in it

That is all

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


I prefer my roofies covered in semen, personally

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

helps them go down smooth

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Smythe posted:

i cant eat dairy

I saw you eat pizza

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Smythe posted:

dopnt work well & make u feel like you have a big balloon inside u

That's sad. I hope science will someday help you eat cheese good

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

That DICK! posted:

I saw you eat pizza

Please no doxxing in this thread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
That is all

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Al! posted:

That is all

Iron crowned after giving out his 12th dollar for the weekend

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
iron crowned puts his 12 singles on the stage and removes one every time she does a move that displeases him

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

That DICK! posted:

I saw you eat pizza

sometimes we have to make sacrifices

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

That DICK! posted:

Iron crowned after giving out his 12th dollar for the weekend

lmfao

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

That DICK! posted:

Iron crowned after giving out his 12th dollar for the weekend

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

That DICK! posted:

Iron crowned after giving out his 12th dollar for the weekend

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

That DICK! posted:

Iron crowned after giving out his 12th dollar for the weekend

lmfao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Al! posted:

[patting the side of his favorite strip club lovingly] yeah, i've just been coming here for so long i feel home here. there's so much of me in the walls of this place

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John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
things Iron Crowned wouldn't shut up about, in order:

how all dogs should die
strip clubs
his amazing lasagna making skills

so it was almost certainly homemade lol

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