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What is the most powerful flying bug?
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🦋 15 3.71%
🦇 115 28.47%
🪰 12 2.97%
🐦 67 16.58%
dragonfly 94 23.27%
🦟 14 3.47%
🐝 87 21.53%
Total: 404 votes
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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

DancingShade posted:

A Sam site in red alert takes just seconds to build.

you should be constantly building and canceling them anyway so you don't need to build silos

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Slavvy posted:

If the Russians are orks then the swiss are clearly dwarves because all they care about is gold and keeping to themselves so they can admire their gold in their mountain fortresses

are you sure youre not thinking of dragons

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Dragons occasionally fly around loving up the countryside, dwarves just turtle up in their caves

They even have all sorts of weird bespoke dwarfish weapons and vehicles you can't get anywhere else that they never sell!

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

meanwhile in bad news

https://twitter.com/pravda_eng/status/1648884193471131649

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Okay everyone star trek bridge scene roll to the side we'll add the sound in later.

Pretzel Rod Serling
Aug 6, 2008



https://twitter.com/nise_yoshimi/status/1648620257916121088?s=46&t=Lil8vLMPVkfPh80ODFeUGg

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Slavvy posted:

Dragons occasionally fly around loving up the countryside, dwarves just turtle up in their caves

They even have all sorts of weird bespoke dwarfish weapons and vehicles you can't get anywhere else that they never sell!

switzerland are mountain elves.

germany are forest elves

finland? snow elves.

norway? ice elves (different from snow elves)

poland? that's some plains elves you got there

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Does that mean Australians are drow because they live down under?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Slavvy posted:

Does that mean Australians are drow because they live down under?

and they are proud of their huge spiders

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Haha, yes, that was the good poo poo

I have to do more looking in my old pics to find the one of Ron Paul signing the purestrain gold sign, but I did find this:

dk2m
May 6, 2009

bedpan posted:

I have to do more looking in my old pics to find the one of Ron Paul signing the purestrain gold sign, but I did find this:



suddenly nostalgic for LF

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Slavvy posted:

Does that mean Australians are drow because they live down under?

also because they fear the sun

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

dk2m posted:

always nostalgic for LF

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Slavvy posted:

Does that mean Australians are drow because they live down under?

Well let's see if the label fits Australian senator Lidia Thorpe:

Female
Grifter
Bike gang boss boyfriend
Prone to fits of rage
Drunkenly yells at strangers in the street about them having a small penis (body shaming, shame on you Lydia!)
Recently barred for life from strip club

I mean... Drow is kind of fitting.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

A lady getting banned from a strip club is pretty impressive

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

people bombed by Ukraine nevertheless don’t blame Russia. the nyt investigates this curious phenomenon https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/19/world/europe/ukraine-russia-donbas-propaganda.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/OlgaBazova/status/1648724180358029315

only prepared spellcasters allowed in the rules based international world order

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/OlgaBazova/status/1648724180358029315

only prepared spellcasters allowed in the rules based international world order

Message received and lesson loving learned :stonk:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/OlgaBazova/status/1648724180358029315

only prepared spellcasters allowed in the rules based international world order

The scarred witch doctor is an archetype of the witch class, available to orc witches.

The scarred witch doctor draws power from her ability to endure pain and suffering. She mutilates her own flesh, inflicting horrific scars, in order to attract the attention of her patron. Rather than call forth a familiar, she creates a repulsive fetish mask that she uses as a repository for her power. A scarred witch doctor has the following class features.

Constitution Dependent: A scarred witch doctor uses Constitution instead of Intelligence when determining the highest level of spells she can cast, her spell save DCs, number of spells known at 1st level, and any effects of her hexes normally determined by her Intelligence.

Hex Scar: Whenever a scarred witch doctor learns a hex, she must carve or brand a symbol in her f lesh to represent this hex. She can disguise these scars with mundane or magical means, but they cannot be permanently removed.

Fetish Mask (Su): At 1st level, a scarred witch doctor forms a bond with a wooden mask. As she gains power, her connection to this mask causes it to grow ever more hideous and grotesque as it absorbs the weight of the self-induced pain that underlies her magic. Her spells derive from the insights her patron grants her while she’s enduring the cuts, burns, and other sorts of mutilations she inf licts upon herself. Her fetish mask acts in all ways like a witch’s familiar for the purpose of preparing and gaining spells. Rather than communing with a familiar to prepare spells each day, a scarred witch doctor hangs her mask on a wall, tree branch, or something similar and contemplates the agony it represents.

When wearing her fetish mask, a scarred witch doctor gains a +2 circumstance bonus on Heal and Intimidate checks and gains a +2 bonus on saving throws against effects that specifically cause pain or have the pain descriptor. If the mask is destroyed, the witch doctor can create another fetish mask (which almost immediately adopts the shocking appearance of the original) for the same price and time it takes a witch to replace a dead familiar.

At 5th level, the scarred witch doctor gains the ability to add magical abilities to her mask as if she had the Craft Wondrous Item feat.

This ability otherwise functions like and replaces the standard witch familiar.

Scarshield (Su): At 1st level, a scarred witch doctor learns how to harden her mutilated skin, gaining an enhancement bonus to her natural armor bonus equal to 1/2 her class level (minimum +1). She can use this ability for a number of minutes per day equal to her class level. These minutes do not need to be consecutive but she must spend them in 1-minute increments. This ability replaces the witch’s 1st-level hex.

Hexes: The following hexes complement the scarred witch doctor archetype: evil eye, misfortune (Advanced Player’s Guide); scar, unnerve beasts (Ultimate Magic).

Major Hexes: The following major hexes complement the scarred witch doctor archetype: agony, nightmare (Advanced Player’s Guide); cook people, infected wounds (Ultimate Magic).

Grand Hexes: The following grand hexes complement the scarred witch doctor archetype: death curse, natural disaster (Advanced Player’s Guide); dire prophecy (Ultimate Magic).

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/OlgaBazova/status/1648724180358029315

only prepared spellcasters allowed in the rules based international world order

frightening that the orks have developed an affinity for magic, is this the escalation needed to bring NATO into the war?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Any theories on the big flash of light over Kyiv?

https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1648770423486574598

SplitSoul has issued a correction as of 08:28 on Apr 20, 2023

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum

SplitSoul posted:

Any theories on the big flash of light over Kyiv?

https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1648770423486574598

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

SplitSoul posted:

Any theories on the big flash of light over Kyiv?

https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1648770423486574598

looked like a transformer explosion

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
you all keep criticizing the ukrainians for using all them norse symbols but what if they're just employing rune magic to counter putin's muscovite-mongolic sorcery?

now where's my wapo paycheck?

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:

Spergin Morlock posted:

looked like a transformer explosion

autobot or decepticon

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
NL and Denmark together buying 14 leo2a4s for Ukraine. Dutch military has and will continue to have 0 tanks. loving insanity.

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

lol metzen just copied thor with thrall.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Spergin Morlock posted:

looked like a transformer explosion

I'd assume Ukrainians are familiar with what that looks like by now, but I am not an explodologist. :shrug:

Orange Devil posted:

NL and Denmark together buying 14 leo2a4s for Ukraine. Dutch military has and will continue to have 0 tanks. loving insanity.

*To be delivered in 2024.

SplitSoul has issued a correction as of 09:13 on Apr 20, 2023

Turtle Watch
Jul 30, 2010

by Games Forum

Tankbuster posted:

lol metzen just copied thor with thrall.

He realized lightning bolts and Norse gods are problematic



👑

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Orange Devil posted:

NL and Denmark together buying 14 leo2a4s for Ukraine. Dutch military has and will continue to have 0 tanks. loving insanity.

i mean come on, who's going to invade the netherlands? luxembourg? oh no so scary

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

John Charity Spring posted:

i mean come on, who's going to invade the netherlands?

The United States of America

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

gradenko_2000 posted:

The United States of America

...you've got me there

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

John Charity Spring posted:

i mean come on, who's going to invade the netherlands? luxembourg? oh no so scary

Luxembourgs military only has about 1k people lol

Grimnarsson
Sep 4, 2018
It's the most vicious, most ruthless 1000 people in existance.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Yeah, not a transformer.

https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1648778990281277440/video/1

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

SplitSoul posted:

Any theories on the big flash of light over Kyiv?

https://twitter.com/KyivPost/status/1648770423486574598

why do you think this guy got arrested?

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/OlgaBazova/status/1648724180358029315

only prepared spellcasters allowed in the rules based international world order

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
They got distracted by the sorcerer and blindsided by the 5th level druid using call lightning.

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


the orks using their witchcraft to call down balls of lightning on kyiv, when will NATO finally launch the nukes and punish these intransigent slavs?

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

I think we should all take a moment to ponder how stupid the Fella stuff is. These dumb stocky dog people as a symbol of patriotism and, I dunno, the superior European haplotype groups or something.

Imagine someone paying money to someone else to get their own Fella image, that they then proudly display on their Twitter, comfortable in the knowledge that they are part of something greater than themselves.

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Russia is fighting the combined military industrial output of all of NATO and still hanging in there

Thats really more of an indictment of the MIC being a hollow grift machine than Russia being particularly competent though

Imagine WW2 lend-lease sending over a dozen tanks and saying the rest are on order for next year, also theres no spare parts, good luck

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