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if the goal was to clear the pad I would simply lift the rocket up and put it back down without using combustion
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Apr 20, 2023 16:40
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I bet elon would hire von braun if he were alive to help out
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Apr 20, 2023 16:40
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moist turtleneck posted:if the goal was to clear the pad I would simply lift the rocket up and put it back down without using combustion it would be easier to jsut not put the rocket there in the first place
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Apr 20, 2023 16:41
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euphronius posted:I bet elon would hire von braun if he were alive to help out it would accelerate x, the everything app
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Apr 20, 2023 16:43
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entire area potentially affected by contaminants https://twitter.com/pblodlr/status/1649059706218991617
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Apr 20, 2023 16:44
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Umbrella also has the “combat data” excuse every time a zombie virus escapes and destroys everything they own.
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Apr 20, 2023 16:45
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lol all the bazingas getting blessed with new and exciting forms of cancer thanks to mr musk, so that they can be new candidates for uploading their brain into a floppy disk
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Apr 20, 2023 16:47
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webcams for christ posted:entire area potentially affected by contaminants 
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Apr 20, 2023 16:47
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https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/status/1649066376810643456?s=20
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Apr 20, 2023 16:48
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webcams for christ posted:entire area potentially affected by contaminants who needs safety regulations, this is texas
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Apr 20, 2023 16:49
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webcams for christ posted:entire area potentially affected by contaminants lol elon musk raining garbage down on the residents of texas because their government fought for tax breaks that would attract innovation and job creators!!
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Apr 20, 2023 16:49
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sure the rocket exploding might LOOK bad, but when you consider that every other rocket launch was fake and this was humanity's first real attempt at a launch,
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Apr 20, 2023 16:50
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Slotducks posted:muskites are hyperfocusing on the exploding thing as if it was planned Navigational system test
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Apr 20, 2023 16:51
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Texas is gonna be the desert version of Rapture in like 3 years
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Apr 20, 2023 16:52
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webcams for christ posted:entire area potentially affected by contaminants It was supposed to be uncrewed but a poor janitor snuck in for a nap just before launch and..
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Apr 20, 2023 16:53
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webcams for christ posted:entire area potentially affected by contaminants I probably would not bag that with my barehands
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Apr 20, 2023 16:55
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ah. https://twitter.com/esghound/status/1649070286946422786
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Apr 20, 2023 16:59
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Three Olives posted:Because Silicon Valley bullshit. can’t wait until the first round of settlers on Mars Scrum their way out of a food crisis
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Apr 20, 2023 16:59
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Looking into it
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Apr 20, 2023 17:00
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Three Olives posted:Because Silicon Valley bullshit. "Traditional aerospace companies have tried to anticipate and prevent as many failures as possible ahead of times. Because they design rockets, the things we put warheads on."
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Apr 20, 2023 17:02
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lol
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Apr 20, 2023 17:02
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look we're not gonna put any people on it until it hasn't blow up 2, maybe 3 times, ok?
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Apr 20, 2023 17:03
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Three Olives posted:Because Silicon Valley bullshit. 1. ✅ Fail fast (Done) 2. ❌ Learn faster (To-do)
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Apr 20, 2023 17:03
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It owns that the narrowing realm of possibilities under capitalism has turned a failed attempt to recreate and, ostensibly, improve 60s era technology into a major achievement.
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Apr 20, 2023 17:04
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apparently that debris raining from the sky is from the launch pad itself which limits further rocket launches for a while now elon can focus on his core competencies like stealing the worlds dankest memes and keeping catturds smiling and satisfied
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Apr 20, 2023 17:06
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Elon famously doesn’t believe in safety or following regulations
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Apr 20, 2023 17:06
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jfc
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Apr 20, 2023 17:08
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wait....did the launch pad not have a channel to divert the energy horizontally?!? holy poo poo lol what did they loving expect to happen
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Apr 20, 2023 17:09
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mdemone posted:wait....did the launch pad not have a channel to divert the energy horizontally?!? why would they have one of those that sounds cringe
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Apr 20, 2023 17:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVB_BcbLlUs
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Apr 20, 2023 17:12
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oh my god they just elevated it but didn't channel the back thrust, Jesus loving christ
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Apr 20, 2023 17:12
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it's pretty funny there's good odds he hurried the launch to launch on le epic meme weed day
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Apr 20, 2023 17:15
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HOW DID THEY NOT BUILD A DIVERSION TUNNEL HE OWNS A COMPANY THAT BUILDS TUNNELS
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Apr 20, 2023 17:15
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shyduck posted:HOW DID THEY NOT BUILD A DIVERSION TUNNEL even the guy in The Incredibles has a tunnel
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Apr 20, 2023 17:17
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the joke, as always, is on us
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Apr 20, 2023 17:18
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mdemone posted:wait....did the launch pad not have a channel to divert the energy horizontally?!? diverting energy? sounds like new age crystal magic bullshit. this is science and these are the world's greatest engineers.
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Apr 20, 2023 17:24
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:diverting energy? sounds like new age crystal magic bullshit. this is science and these are the world's greatest engineers. please report to the Alchemy thread for re-education
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Apr 20, 2023 17:25
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It got 29 miles into the sky before it shat itself. Mars is 33.9 million miles when closest to earth. So only another 1.2 million Starships to go.
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Apr 20, 2023 17:26
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:the joke, as always, is on us That's like 1/3rd of a Twitter
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Apr 20, 2023 17:27
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mdemone posted:wait....did the launch pad not have a channel to divert the energy horizontally?!? Ummm actually it cleared the launch pad so mission accomplished? You just can’t grasp the immense genius of Elon-*head gets vaporized by concrete debris traveling at speed of sound*
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