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Doc Fission posted:Happy Valentine's Day ... no one. Well I don't know what to say to that... Except that in Puerto Rico, it's called a Señor Flurry.
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I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk.
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The annual "TGS" viewer walk-on contest. It's great promotion, Lemon. We found that if someone is actually on NBC, they're 4% more likely to watch it.
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Apr 21, 2023 08:25
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Doc Fission posted:Happy Valentine's Day ... no one.
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Apr 21, 2023 08:48
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“Can we have our money now?”
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Grizz, Dotcom, thank you for pretending to be bouncers. Maybe someday we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.
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Davros1 posted:The annual "TGS" viewer walk-on contest. It's great promotion, Lemon. We found that if someone is actually on NBC, they're 4% more likely to watch it. I will not be spoken to this way, I am a contest winner!
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Apr 21, 2023 16:48
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Sir, here’s your Nancy Drew. For the men it’s called a Hardy Boy.
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Apr 22, 2023 23:08
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I can't believe I'm talking to Dr. Robert Ballard.
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Jenna: "Without me, you'd still be behind that light board in Chicago turning bags of Sour Patch Kids inside out to lick them clean!" Liz: "I got my money's worth! And without me, you'd still be doing local commercials for store-brand douches!" Jenna: "Well, joke's on you, because that wasn't a commercial. I don't know what that was!"
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Apr 23, 2023 02:07
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I've never made a mistake, so I don't totally understand. But I'm here for you, Jane.
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Apr 23, 2023 18:14
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BETTER THAN HOT PIZZA?! THAT'S INSANE!
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Apr 23, 2023 20:18
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My signature Janis Joplin cocktail-the Frank Schlong
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Apr 23, 2023 20:41
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We KNOW what art is. IT'S PAINTINGS OF HORSES
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Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so...would you like one as well?
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LividLiquid posted:BETTER THAN HOT PIZZA?! THAT'S INSANE! Now there is a line I think of all the time
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I speedwalked home on these!
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Sash! posted:Now there is a line I think of all the time
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 "Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?" "Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be."
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I read somewhere it's Tuesday.
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I shure do like dem french-fried potaters!
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Apr 28, 2023 13:51
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No you don't, Oprah.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:07
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This is debasing to both of us. I was a Tuskegee airman!
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Are you ready to play? Interrogation Bear!
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Only Kindness posted:No you don't, Oprah. I'm snitting next to Borpo! 
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Apr 29, 2023 06:48
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You wouldn't expect a movie called "Somewhere" to go absolutely nowhere.
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Apr 29, 2023 08:58
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"The Rural Juror" is the true story of Roy Jerner!
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You're still here! You didn't go to the store for milk and heroin and never come back!
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Cam-er-ah.
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Thundercracker posted:"The Rural Juror" I love how often Liz's memories of being the ugly duckling/lonely nerd/put-upon-but-supportive-friend etc eventually get revealed to be very selective memories of her actually being a powerfully sarcastic bully who terrifies and undermines people.
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Jerusalem posted:I love how often Liz's memories of being the ugly duckling/lonely nerd/put-upon-but-supportive-friend etc eventually get revealed to be very selective memories of her actually being a powerfully sarcastic bully who terrifies and undermines people.
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I am completely ignorant about anything going on in Tina Fey's life, but this sounds depressing 
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Apr 30, 2023 04:45
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Nothing too bad. Just some teeth-suckingly ignorant poo poo she said when people criticized her for writing a white actress to be a Native American.
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I AM A JEDI
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LividLiquid posted:Nothing too bad. Just some teeth-suckingly ignorant poo poo she said when people criticized her for writing a white actress to be a Native American. Phew, that sounds dumb but not as terrible as I was imagining it could be. Anyway, I had no idea Jon Hamm was in this show and the description,"He looks like a cartoon pilot" is an amazing description 
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Jerusalem posted:I love how often Liz's memories of being the ugly duckling/lonely nerd/put-upon-but-supportive-friend etc eventually get revealed to be very selective memories of her actually being a powerfully sarcastic bully who terrifies and undermines people. That scene gave me a moment of reevaluating a few incidents in high school, where I thought I was just a mouthy weirdo who would fire back if a swipe was taken, but in reflection some of those incidents were me just taking shots at kids because of their social caste who weren't bullying me or anyone that I was aware of. I also have to question if some of the people who did get into it with me, got into it because I goaded them in the first place.
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"Couldn't you just, you know, inject something right into his heart?" "Oh, I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different..."
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Hello, I'm Nazi doctor Heinrich Spaceman.
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:"Couldn't you just, you know, inject something right into his heart?" .... hmmm.... he might not be faking it.....
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potee posted:Hello, I'm Nazi doctor Heinrich Spaceman. I want people to know!
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