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Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

I'm racking my brain trying to find it, but I swear there were actual late-90s Japanese fizzy drinks that were named after various PSX characters

Like, there was Mitochondria flavour, Chocobo flavour, and a third one that escapes my memory of the Official UK PSX magazine bit that mentioned their existence

I swear to god I am not making any of this up, but my attempts at googling them turn up nothing

E: well how’s this for a snipe - please say hello to the cat I’ve been looking after lately… his name is Earl

Deathslinger fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Apr 21, 2023

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FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
you sold fizzy lifting drinks

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

FirstnameLastname posted:

you sold fizzy lifting drinks

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
You lifted fizzy stealing drinks

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

FirstnameLastname posted:

you sold fizzy lifting drinks

Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!




i think you’re talking about the ff potion drinks

https://www.siliconera.com/taste-test-final-fantasy-potion-procured/

https://youtu.be/XA3cMGUy28w

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FirstnameLastname posted:

you sold fizzy lifting drinks

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

FirstnameLastname posted:

you sold fizzy lifting drinks

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

touch fizzy get lifty

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Joey McChrist posted:

touch fizzy get lifty

rox
Sep 7, 2016

FirstnameLastname posted:

you sold fizzy lifting drinks

Joey McChrist posted:

touch fizzy get lifty

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Joey McChrist posted:

touch fizzy get lifty

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
phil calling them fizzy style lifting drinks

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

phil calling them fizzy style lifting drinks

Wonka tells Phil he loses cause he stole fizzy lifting drinks.

"Wow ok so I was just supposed to know I wasn't allowed to drink the fizzy drinks ack ack ack c'mon man. Talk about beginner's trap!"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

FirstnameLastname posted:

you sold fizzy lifting drinks

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i dont think phil would make it to the fizzy lifting drinks or into the factory at all for that matter

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i dont think phil would make it to the fizzy lifting drinks or into the factory at all for that matter

he would win like always

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Does anyone have a link to the thread this came from?



I have vague memories of it being a Something Awful original.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

It's based on a real guy iirc

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

SirSamVimes posted:

Does anyone have a link to the thread this came from?



I have vague memories of it being a Something Awful original.

LETS ALL DRAW ANIMES

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

HonorableTB posted:

ty for the rec, gonna check it out

here's the link for anyone else interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syNIM7LOpDk

This was an interesting watch, thanks!

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Joey McChrist posted:

touch fizzy get lifty

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~



Thank you, lmao once again that it was literally the second reply.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


recently permabanned user iron crowned brought a lasagna to a stripper ok goon telephone happened it was actually a porn star lol it was just AT a strip club

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3581054&userid=36529&perpage=40&pagenumber=106#post430818361 posted:

So, now that I'm officially at work and using a keyboard instead of a tablet, details I guess.

After my tacos and margaritas, I went home, fed the cat, took a catnap and watched an episode of American Dad! Now it's 8:30, and since I didn't go to a strip club over the weekend, I figure what the hell, it's a Monday, it'll be lackluster and I'll leave after spending a minimal amount.

I get there, and as predicted, I'm not really impressed with the obvious dancers, so I put some money down on Keno, at least then I have something keeping me there for a little while so I don't get stuck in traffic on the way back (the southbound lanes were backed up, as in stopped, for a good 5 miles).

So, about 3 dancers later, someone I had thought was the superfluous server gets on stage. I had thought she was a server because all the dancers usually wear a bikini/underwear around. Anyway, I go to tip her:

:j: whoa, the stage is smaller than I'm used to.
:v: uh, where are you used to? (thinking that she had been dancing at a different club around here)
:j: California
:v: What are you doing here?
:j: I'm the porn star, when you walk into $place, there's a big poster of me with my legs spread. Actually that flier there is a smaller version of it. (there is, she's doing a show on Friday there and I didn't even notice it was her :negative: )

So, after she gets off stage she comes and sits with me, and we shot the poo poo for a bit, and now I'm going to make lasagna tomorrow, and she's going to cook some fish for me, and then we're going to go out to eat next week. She also gave me free passes to the show on Friday, so I guess I'm doing that now.

I can't tell if it's a hustle, so it's kind of like Schrödinger's hustle at the moment. She's in the area for a month, so I'm going to roll with it, I mean what's the worst that can happen?

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
I think that’s worse. have to check the numbers

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
On a monday

How does this story get sadder every time

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

He is so cool lol.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
the stripper was garfield and he just wanted to cheer her up on her least favourite day

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Strip club regular guy is one of the worst types of guys

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Iron Crowned

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Lasagna in a round dish??

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Look i don't know about the rest of you but if I had someone bring me lasagna at work they'd be my best friend for at least the rest of the day.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I can't tell if it's a hustle, therefore it isn't.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Shoot your shot. Too bad it didn't work out for them. :sigh: love is fickle.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

cheese looks good at least :cheers:

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Shugojin posted:

recently permabanned user iron crowned brought a lasagna to a stripper ok goon telephone happened it was actually a porn star lol it was just AT a strip club

i found out i can edit my own posts in the goldmine so i will put htis in the IC permaban thread lol

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


lobster shirt posted:

i found out i can edit my own posts in the goldmine so i will put htis in the IC permaban thread lol

lmao nice

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Psycho Landlord posted:

did you max Saejima though

Not maxed but yeah he’s pretty badass with some extra skills and revelations under his belt. His final fight was definitely the easiest of the four for me.

Yakuza 4: it’s alright! Made me want to replay 0 though so I’m gonna do that and give Hard a try because I’m scared of Legend.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Depressing. :(

(Lasagna stripper not yakuza)

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Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:

Look i don't know about the rest of you but if I had someone bring me lasagna at work they'd be my best friend for at least the rest of the day.

Yeah but would you eat a lasagna that was made in this apartment?

Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate got me a valentine's day present


(Yes I know I need to scoop the litter box)

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