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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
the one time three olives doesn't post about something they bought and they get probed, lol

e: what a lovely snipe

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Rudeboy Detective posted:

The kids called it "Gooning." It's when you go off by yourself in a dark hole and inject c-spam between your nostrils. Cartels invented it.

There's a whole subreddit about this.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

eXXon posted:

Another one? Christ I thought Musk already had a dozen of those.

Avignon, not Avril Lavigne. Learn the difference!

happyhippy posted:

But he isn't.
Hes telling some employee to just flag their account with it. Costing zero unless you want to factor in the employee wage to do it, but that's getting paid if its done or not.

Question is has he flagged them for forever free, or just a few months, giving them a free taster like a dealer would.

Changing his mind and telling a servant to untick their free blue badge would cost him more than just letting them have it (even assuming that King et al would then start paying the $8, which probably wouldn't happen). It's like if a billioneer was picking pennies from the street.

Meaning he's absolutely going to do it.

Uncle Wemus posted:

Hope Shatner dies soon

I hope Muskie makes him the pilot of Starship.

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
why the gently caress does elon get all the rare meats i want some avignon

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




LegoMan posted:

the top people were beheaded and the bottom guy got a sniper bullet in the brain

:wrong: the somali leader in Captain Phillips was tricked into meeting negotiators and blackbagged

Hanks watched his friends get sniped and cried while covered in their brains, eraser nipples protruding

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

trucutru posted:

Yes, but it should also let everybody know you're paying for them misers.

https://twitter.com/oskararnarson/status/1649191571080790016

Would love to sell a tv show, work 60 hours a week, and get told by the social media intern that I’m now sponsored by GoebbelS69.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Yeah my first thought was any Jewish famous person would instantly be sponsored by usernames like @HitlerWasRight or really any minority on Twitter. It just seems like it would be nothing but harassment



Which means he’ll do it of course :lol:

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
@TheSecretAnnex has gifted you 25 months of twitter blue!

click here to accept

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1649264831118348289
https://twitter.com/MrSeanHaines/status/1649253835997687810
https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1649248278792359944

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

@TheSecretAnnex has gifted you 25 months of twitter blue!

click here to accept

like it wouldn't apply automatically, c'mon

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015


This is preposterous!

Mynameismud
Jul 12, 2009
Twitter down?
I just get errors on all links now.

MuffinsAndPie
May 20, 2015

Mynameismud posted:

Twitter down?
I just get errors on all links now.

same here, at least when clicking the embeds here


I'm disappointed with how little time that lasted

MuffinsAndPie has issued a correction as of 12:21 on Apr 21, 2023

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/dril/status/706943077798297601?t=MYVdvW-2_j-vPTkRyJNcGg&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/MattNavarra/status/1649328592856264704?t=bzzS4cCGWxPo5aqrdV3SfQ&s=19

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

incredible

this means all the 'gizmos' elon talked about will dissappear

gatekeeping this will cleave into ad revenue extremely hard, and that was already on life support

elon musk ftw

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah, people are not gonna pay to advertise

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
this is a story about a man who could not stop stepping on his own nutsack

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
ELON MUSK or THE SUNK COST FALLACY;
A Comedy In 4 Acts

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

im pretty sure hes going to charge them at the $8 individual account rate, 'its not about the money, its about sending a message' - joker

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Jesus Christ the news explained that the space x explosion isn't a big deal because a private company was behind it so it didn't use taxpayer funds

Like just straight up helping Elon lie to the public

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



lolling at the reference to “bots” in there

I’d forgotten that it was one of his original excuses for trying to back out and now they have to pretend they still care

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
just straight up propaganda

https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/video/spacex-starship-rocket-disintegrates-mid-air-after-launch-98748799

govt vs private industry talk is at about 1:35

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/FrncisFukyomama/status/1649199610311720961

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

been giving my limbic system a thrashing all afternoon to own e. musk

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


16BBH: (EDITING A TWEET OUT THAT LEADS TO hosed UP poo poo)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody has issued a correction as of 01:35 on Apr 22, 2023

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

musk keeps thinking up new and innovative ways to make twitter suck that are nothing but minute and entirely self-installed pain points that divert millions away in revenue. i'm kind of impressed

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

(16BBH: editing tweet out carry on)

I went into the account and the first thing I saw was a photo of what appears to be two beheaded women. Glad to see this account isn't breaking any rules!

Somebody has issued a correction as of 01:33 on Apr 22, 2023

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War

shyduck posted:

vyelkin edit: tweet removed

https://twitter.com/ellagirwin/status/1649281847053127681?s=46&t=o307xxBiew2hWqLPw2eClA

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/BobbyAllyn/status/1649372906558717953?t=h3ztZa7S0RfKQT4FqMSfVw&s=19

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


She's right

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

letting Nazis have political rights is a good idea

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


The ads are getting better.

https://twitter.com/searching_usa/status/1648586319206002690?s=20

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

ben shapino posted:

She's right

Shes right about free speech but she is wrong about the fact they will restrict hateful conduct

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

befehl ist befehl

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

richest man in the world bragging about buying red texts for his posting enemies.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1649366726373408768?t=0omouSuD8YVN8gQ_T8pDiQ&s=19

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

dude they won't pay $8 because they don't get anything for it lol

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