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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Wonder how long it will be before Raab is back as a minister? Pfft, he will get an ovation on Wednesday as he goes to the back benches during PMQs
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Apologies for bringing the mood down on a Friday, but I'm not seeing the usual clues that this 2000AD-rear end tweet is satire? https://twitter.com/DWPgovuk/status/1648998758766575619?t=HcA49efFkwKzNIgYwSDgtA&s=19 And it seems that our absolute normality is starting to concern some people: https://twitter.com/rosekilnwitch/status/1649099272418213898?t=UorvD19fwK1qiHNfuokHjA&s=19
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Wonder how long it will be before Raab is back as a minister? I think there's some rule that you have to stay out of a ministerial position for 3 whole weeks to receive your resignation bonus, so, 4 weeks tops
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keep punching joe posted:In addition to breakfast clubs, Labour will also provide all universal credit claimants with 16 candles. Payndz posted:[Looks at focus group] 14 candles? 12? 3? Okay, forget the candles. And the breakfast clubs. and... introduce beatings for children who disrespect our flag ... .. or who split infinitives crispix fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Apr 21, 2023 |
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crispix posted:and... introduce beatings for children who disrespect our flag i'm glad there's finally a party that is going to firmly deal with this kind of behaviour
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crispix posted:and... introduce beatings for children who disrespect our flag or who don't know what a full frontal adverb is
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keep punching joe posted:In addition to breakfast clubs, Labour will also provide all universal credit claimants with 16 candles.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:or who don't know what a full frontal adverb is
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Guavanaut posted:Something that terrifies people who think that pronouns are 'woke'? The woke teachers were in the closet making parts of speech and I saw the parts of speech and one of the pronouns looked at me.
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Guavanaut posted:Something that terrifies people who think that pronouns are 'woke'? 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Apologies for bringing the mood down on a Friday, but I'm not seeing the usual clues that this 2000AD-rear end tweet is satire? Feels like every couple of months the UN puts out a statement about the UK being hosed.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Feels like every couple of months the UN puts out a statement about the UK being hosed. That would be the world bank, down grading the UK slowly but gradually down from AAAAAA to Do not touch status.
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happyhippy posted:That would be the world bank, down grading the UK slowly but gradually down from AAAAAA to Do not touch status. It's still AAAAAA but now that represents the sound you make when you think about the state of the UK
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So this weeks bogey man of the UK is the Civil Service! Bad luck Small Boats, Muslim Grooming Gangs, and Lefty Lawyers. Maybe your time will come back again soon.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Apologies for bringing the mood down on a Friday, but I'm not seeing the usual clues that this 2000AD-rear end tweet is satire? I got a 7 day twitter ban due to my tweet to Purseglove over this earlier. It looks like the disabled are going to be targeted once again. The Tories have done it before, as did Labour beforehand and will do again if they are next in power. Watch as the media gaslights the public into thinking that us cripples are the reason why people can't afford to eat etc. When the Tories got into power in 2010, disability benefit fraud was an estimated 0.5%. That figure is a hell of a lot lower these days. Guavanaut posted:Gove also famously has a bookshelf full of eugenics shite. Regardless of who gets in next, I fully expect a modernised version of the Aktion T4 Program to come into effect.
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1649424034407280646?cxt=HHwWjMCz7fKa9-MtAAAA Don't worry we have free speech and totally don't jail protestors like those China and Russia places.
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happyhippy posted:So this weeks bogey man of the UK is the Civil Service!
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fuctifino posted:When the Tories got into power in 2010, disability benefit fraud was an estimated 0.5%. That figure is a hell of a lot lower these days. Official stats say it was still 0.5 last year. Which is apparently 30 million quid which won't get you much.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Official stats say it was still 0.5 last year. Which is apparently 30 million quid which won't get you much. That'll get you an unusable PPE face mask and a single latex glove from Matt Hancock's local pub landlord.
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1649424034407280646?cxt=HHwWjMCz7fKa9-MtAAAA there’s and interesting summary of cases in private eye which just show it’s an absolute lottery in justice, some get off by jury, some get suspended sentences and some get summarily executed
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Jel Shaker posted:there’s and interesting summary of cases in private eye which just show it’s an absolute lottery in justice, some get off by jury, some get suspended sentences and some get summarily executed The judge in the Dartford verdict sounds like a right old oval office
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NotJustANumber99 posted:The protestors hosed up the Dartford crossing for a day and got 3 years. The company running it have hosed it up everyday for the last few decades. Where's the justice? ah welcome to britain you must be new here
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