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ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


veering into main character syndrome itt

fakee. awful snipe

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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Posting like this ftw

All your probation reasons are wrtitten like that

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

All your probation reasons are wrtitten like that

I'm getting better though

KittenJucerSupreme
Feb 12, 2023

by the sex ghost
Sorry for being weird, just not sure why I'm catching rereg accusations here lol. I will log off though. Apologies again for poo-pooing up the thread.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

dog went swim.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

KittenJucerSupreme posted:

Sorry for being weird, just not sure why I'm catching rereg accusations here lol. I will log off though. Apologies again for poo-pooing up the thread.

Headshots you with Broken Butterfly

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

just post regular it's not hard

Mock Turtle
Jul 19, 2022

curious aids-style posting

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Mock Turtle posted:

curious aids-style posting

full blown even

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/RGGSoundBox/status/1649485315701198860?t=fw0xcobvaMKjpL1pXHj0fA&s=19

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
I'm on chapter 10 or 11 in yakuza 0 and i dont want it to end

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Dongicus posted:

dog went swim.

good dog

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that is clearly a giant otter

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Dongicus posted:

dog went swim.

Good dog

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

fakee. awful snipe

die.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

pets are cool

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


I have a work pup too. His name is Sam. I also work at an animal crematorium and he wants to eat the customers pets so bad. Here he was begging for my pizza though.

What QCS thread did gene hackman fan have his meltdown in? I just remember someone saying "he stopped posting jokes and started posting like the Joker" and I think about it a lot.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Dongicus posted:

dog went swim.

Good boy

Or girl IDK

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Neat edit! :)

Last time someone misclicked on a post of mine in a saga thread, things went considerably worse for me.

OH MY loving poo poo!!! This slaps so loving hard!

Is there a 12" maxi?!

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

I worked in a lovely German ad agency once and they got sued into oblivion after I left because the office pup bit a client in the balls which rules

pups are praxis

BUMBACLOT
Jun 19, 2008

when i worked in a hospital they had volunteers with therapy dogs come around to brighten the patients' day and stuff and i would pet those dogs every chance i got. really amazing the effect just petting a dog has, even on a person who's having the worst day/week of their life

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

cats are great too, never got the joy of owning a cat until i adopted my little idiot.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




BUMBACLOT posted:

when i worked in a hospital they had volunteers with therapy dogs come around to brighten the patients' day and stuff and i would pet those dogs every chance i got. really amazing the effect just petting a dog has, even on a person who's having the worst day/week of their life

Especially on someone having a horrible day. Cuddly critters are excellent for that.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

NoiseAnnoys posted:

I worked in a lovely German ad agency once and they got sued into oblivion after I left because the office pup bit a client in the balls which rules

Ach, nein, der Hund hat meinen Hodensack gebissen!!!!

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



NoiseAnnoys posted:

cats are great too, never got the joy of owning a cat until i adopted my little idiot.
Just like with any pet, it's about finding one whose personality suits you.

When I decided to get a cat from a shelter, I'd barely sat down on the floor when this tiny orange striped tabby mixed with scottish fold (this is just a guess, though) came up to me and curled up in my lap.
I even did the "hold the cat on its back in your hand", because that's supposed to test if it's been socialized with humans from a very young age, and he was practically asleep by then, he was that comfortable.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


We had been looking at shelters and cafes for new cats, and after starting to give up hope, at one of them my wife sat down and out of nowhere a little black kitten came up to her, and with no sniffing or checking or anything just crawled into her lap and fell asleep.

It’s been nearly two years now and she is still his favorite place to sleep.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend

Was going through old messages trying to find the picture my wife took of the soon-to-be-our-cat in her lap, and stumbled across the time I sent her this:

https://streamable.com/a18ar6

Which some wonderful person made out of a transcription of the ADTRW chat thread where I.M. Gei revealed that he thought it was possible (though unlikely) for women to become pregnant through anal sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=Javtitles%20tweet&pagenumber=145

Enjoy! I’ll keep looking for that kitten picture though

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Great find.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

skeleton warrior posted:

Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend

Was going through old messages trying to find the picture my wife took of the soon-to-be-our-cat in her lap, and stumbled across the time I sent her this:

https://streamable.com/a18ar6

Which some wonderful person made out of a transcription of the ADTRW chat thread where I.M. Gei revealed that he thought it was possible (though unlikely) for women to become pregnant through anal sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=Javtitles%20tweet&pagenumber=145

Enjoy! I’ll keep looking for that kitten picture though

absolute banger.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

skeleton warrior posted:

Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend

Was going through old messages trying to find the picture my wife took of the soon-to-be-our-cat in her lap, and stumbled across the time I sent her this:

https://streamable.com/a18ar6

Which some wonderful person made out of a transcription of the ADTRW chat thread where I.M. Gei revealed that he thought it was possible (though unlikely) for women to become pregnant through anal sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=Javtitles%20tweet&pagenumber=145

Enjoy! I’ll keep looking for that kitten picture though

having to print of a .pdf of a ruler to measure how owned he was

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

skeleton warrior posted:

Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend

Was going through old messages trying to find the picture my wife took of the soon-to-be-our-cat in her lap, and stumbled across the time I sent her this:

https://streamable.com/a18ar6

Which some wonderful person made out of a transcription of the ADTRW chat thread where I.M. Gei revealed that he thought it was possible (though unlikely) for women to become pregnant through anal sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=Javtitles%20tweet&pagenumber=145

Enjoy! I’ll keep looking for that kitten picture though

an all-time classic, who made that anyway

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I'm playing through Y3-5 since I got them cheap from the last Steam sale for my Deck and so far I've been just spending time in Y3 on Okinawa doing the side quests, it's the still the only game around that lets you just dick around Okinawa while being a dad and doing gently caress all while helping folks with their random problems. I powered through Yakuzas 0-2 and I'm now just taking things chill and enjoying learning mahjong. gently caress those archaic fighting mechanics, but on easy it just lets me to just bash through poo poo without dealing with that nonsense to advance story. To end my review, Yakuza is the perfect series, 6/5

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

may as well repost this before imgur deletes it I guess

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

skeleton warrior posted:

Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend

Was going through old messages trying to find the picture my wife took of the soon-to-be-our-cat in her lap, and stumbled across the time I sent her this:

https://streamable.com/a18ar6

Which some wonderful person made out of a transcription of the ADTRW chat thread where I.M. Gei revealed that he thought it was possible (though unlikely) for women to become pregnant through anal sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=Javtitles%20tweet&pagenumber=145

Enjoy! I’ll keep looking for that kitten picture though

lmao again

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

skeleton warrior posted:

Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend

Was going through old messages trying to find the picture my wife took of the soon-to-be-our-cat in her lap, and stumbled across the time I sent her this:

https://streamable.com/a18ar6

Which some wonderful person made out of a transcription of the ADTRW chat thread where I.M. Gei revealed that he thought it was possible (though unlikely) for women to become pregnant through anal sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=Javtitles%20tweet&pagenumber=145

Enjoy! I’ll keep looking for that kitten picture though

enormous lol


Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
gf preggers with butt babies

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Sex Ed teacher: the sperms travel up four and half meters of intestines before being deposited into the stomach, where they turn into little babies

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Booourns posted:

may as well repost this before imgur deletes it I guess


:ohdear:


:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

skeleton warrior posted:

Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend

Was going through old messages trying to find the picture my wife took of the soon-to-be-our-cat in her lap, and stumbled across the time I sent her this:

https://streamable.com/a18ar6

Which some wonderful person made out of a transcription of the ADTRW chat thread where I.M. Gei revealed that he thought it was possible (though unlikely) for women to become pregnant through anal sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3977331&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=Javtitles%20tweet&pagenumber=145

Enjoy! I’ll keep looking for that kitten picture though

I think that's one of those lies people get taught in sex ed to try to scare them into not loving

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

rodbeard posted:

I think that's one of those lies people get taught in sex ed to try to scare them into not loving

I thought babies came out of butts and didn't understand or know what sex was or how it worked until high school because I wasn't taught sex Ed.

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