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skeleton warrior posted:Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend lmfao again
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Tokyo Sexwale posted:an all-time classic, who made that anyway Endorph i think but im not entirely sure
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Sagas thread having a normal one
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Mr Hootington posted:I thought babies came out of butts and didn't understand or know what sex was or how it worked until high school because I wasn't taught sex Ed. do people still let you handle plastic shopping bags unsupervised?
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Spanish Manlove posted:do people still let you handle plastic shopping bags unsupervised? Yes. The culprit was the private evangelical Christian school I attended during 6th-8th grade. Our science books had entire chapters ripped out and after completing the book we just studied the Bible the rest of the year. Out of the 8 kids in our class. 5 of them became teen parents before graduating high school. Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Apr 21, 2023 |
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Dear GIRLFRIEND , When I send you an excel file containing the next 2 month's budget because I want your input about whether to drop $400 on a Nintendo Switch and games, sending "Gay." as an answer and then ignoring me is a good way to get loving BLACKLISTED FROM HOUSEHOLD DECISIONS
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Dongicus posted:Dear GIRLFRIEND , all time goon classic
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Apr 21, 2023 22:48
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God asking the unborn soul, "aight, rear end or vagina?"
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Dongicus posted:Dear GIRLFRIEND , Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't soyin'
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Spanish Manlove posted:all time goon classic i love her.
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Dongicus posted:Dear GIRLFRIEND , Shampy?
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symbolic posted:Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't soyin'
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Apr 21, 2023 22:56
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skeleton warrior posted:Welp, inadvertently reminded myself of a legend Truly an all time classic
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Apr 21, 2023 23:19
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I.M. Gei is a terrible poster and a bizarre human being, but he grew up in Texas so not understanding how babby is formed is pretty much the least remarkable thing about him.
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Apr 21, 2023 23:27
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Goons misremember poo poo from movies they saw the same day they're posting. Misremembering a sex ed talk they were half paying attention to years ago isn't really remarkable, besides how stupidly they misremembered it.
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Apr 21, 2023 23:29
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anal style sex
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loling remembering the ruler
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That’s two new posters with cat-related usernames that regged and immediately ran in here to become the Main Character, rly makes u think
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:anal style sex  e: misread that as "anal sex style"
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:anal style sex
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Terrible Opinions posted:Goons misremember poo poo from movies they saw the same day they're posting. Misremembering a sex ed talk they were half paying attention to years ago isn't really remarkable, besides how stupidly they misremembered it. i mean its one of the few things you can laugh about from im gei where he isnt threatening to beat someones head in or similar, so it gets brought up a lot proportionally
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
this made me double check majima's abilities
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symbolic posted:Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't soyin'
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Cuttlefush posted:this made me double check majima's abilities 
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Terrible Opinions posted:Goons misremember poo poo from movies they saw the same day they're posting. Misremembering a sex ed talk they were half paying attention to years ago isn't really remarkable, besides how stupidly they misremembered it. This is America we teach are kids wrong on purpose
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Absolutely in awe of that Kal-El supersperm that survived stomach acid and pushed its way through intestinal lining to fertilize that egg.
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I am from Texas and they definitely did not teach great info in school but I lucked out and lived in a house with computers and internet and such, so I had access to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.D.A.M._The_Inside_Story Which was great, I learned all sorts of poo poo maybe before I was supposed to, but it was comprehensive so I knew exactly how pregnancy worked without any of the awkward conversation and stuff, like I would try and find a way to get this software now if I needed to explain sex to a teenager, because it would do a much better job
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went to French Catholic school. They were not shy about explaining things in a no-bullshit way except for when this kid fell out of his chair laughing at the words "système sexuel" (which isn't even the right way of addressing the reproductive system but whatever) and the teacher just left and some other lady took over.
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the russian verb that goes with sex (like we say have sex in english) can mean a bunch of different things but it shares a root with the word for busy and is reflexive so i always think of it as "busying oneself with sex" and it makes me laugh
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Plant MONSTER. posted:went to French Catholic school. They were not shy about explaining things in a no-bullshit way except for when this kid fell out of his chair laughing at the words "système sexuel" (which isn't even the right way of addressing the reproductive system but whatever) and the teacher just left and some other lady took over. In an older generation she probably would've just nailed him in the face with a ruler in high school I had a French teacher who was taught by nuns in pre-Quiet Revolution Quebec and she was great but also never to be crossed
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lobster shirt posted:the russian verb that goes with sex (like we say have sex in english) can mean a bunch of different things but it shares a root with the word for busy and is reflexive so i always think of it as "busying oneself with sex" and it makes me laugh It can also mean 'to exercise' or 'to train'. Like you can 'do' sports or sex the same way.
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Tokyo Sexwale posted:In an older generation she probably would've just nailed him in the face with a ruler Oh, absolutely. The librarian/music teacher at our school was an ex navy lieutenant and had a hard time restraining herself when kids would gently caress around with her. They'd escalate and goad her to the point she took a glass jar holding pencils and smashed it over a table, slicing her hand in the process. She played the bassoon and scribbled over all the breasts in the national geographics
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I was in our district's "gifted and talented" program and so we all had a special smart kids class instead of sex ed. I guess cause the district figured none of us were in danger of ever having sex.
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Waste of Breath posted:I was in our district's "gifted and talented" program and so we all had a special smart kids class instead of sex ed. I guess cause the district figured none of us were in danger of ever having sex. lol owned
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Waste of Breath posted:I was in our district's "gifted and talented" program and so we all had a special smart kids class instead of sex ed. I guess cause the district figured none of us were in danger of ever having sex. lol fuckin nerds
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My parents owned a huge black and white book about art history which I ruined by trying colorize the naked bits with color pencil when I was ten. OTOH I did learn a lot about impressionism and neoclassical art in the process.
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Lmao of course my childhood sex ed software is on YouTube https://youtu.be/1V8XtuI-3oc  9 year old me 
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