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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

spaceblancmange posted:

gently caress you paddington you little loving freak

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Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Lot of people forget Sesame Street is owned by HBO now, (They still end up on PBS, just after they appear on HBO).

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

spaceblancmange posted:

gently caress you paddington you little loving freak

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1649522509941821440

This whole thing is such a shitshow, lol

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1649399628117188609?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

#blockthegrey too! gently caress all checkmarks!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
like i never even heard of caturd till all the Musk poo poo stated in Oct/Nov.

like some people here say Donnie himself also reposted catshit posts, but I dont think so?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/AmalasRosa/status/1591115490839367680?t=bVSNk918Y634U3ThnUVpwg&s=19

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

whose the UK terf woman that put a fake bullseye one her forehead?

the blue checkmark is like that post except now 8$ a month is involved.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Paddington bear is bitch made

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hitler famously forced Jews in the concentration camps to pay for their optional Twitter accounts

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Barudak posted:

Not even remotely surprised this little poo poo pays for blue

he's a monarchist, it tracks

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
All you folks saying $50 for weed is elephant erasure. It's not cool.

We are high level mammals too and have the right to use.

But nobody gives us jobs besides zoos (sad jail), or circus (sadder and more embarrassing jail.) And both just pay you in food.

So you gotta pickpocket oblivious tourists on safari to get any cash, then bellow at the terrified weed store clerk enough and try to get them to understand you want to buy a bucket of weed.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/CovfefeChan/status/1649524701910257668?s=20
https://twitter.com/Konfyoozed/status/1649547519188148225

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Few people in history have ever been as owned as this person.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


For 11.99 you can get a crossed-out swastika that says you aren’t racist. Why wouldn’t you pay less than 12 bucks to prove it unless you’re racist?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



only $43,999,999,000 to go

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

lol that's the stuff

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.


Probably fake by lmao if true.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Would you date a Twitter employee

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Ralepozozaxe posted:

Lot of people forget Sesame Street is owned by HBO now, (They still end up on PBS, just after they appear on HBO).

it’s not true. They’re an individual company and HBO licenses their show

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Castor Poe posted:



Probably fake by lmao if true.

That cropped "anyway I know this is kinda out of left field but are you single?" :rubby:

.random
May 7, 2007

Castor Poe posted:



Probably fake by lmao if true.

Definitely fake. The half cut off sentence is: “anyway, I know this is kinda out of left field but are you single?”

e: fb :argh:

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

This is probably fake, but I could see this being real

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Would you date a Twitter employee

No.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

it's true.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Hmmm, interesting. Most of the blue checks in her replies are on her side. Apparently there is an even greater force in this world for attracting simps than Elon Musk.


Someone go tell Elon he needs to become a big titty v-tuber to attract more subscriptions.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

IShallRiseAgain posted:

This is probably fake, but I could see this being real

It's real. It comes from the NASA Spaceflight forum.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Would you date a Twitter employee

Depends on how hardcore they are

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Would you date a Twitter employee
Hypothetically I think there are some situations where it's feasible. A spite employee who hates Musk, is just trying to get by and is terrible at networking themselves elsewhere?

It's definitely in a more grey area than a Republican.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Would you date a Twitter employee
They can't even get me verified anymore

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Murdstone posted:

They can't even get me verified anymore
Twitter is now a lady of the night

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Would you date a Twitter employee

Of course not. Elon fired all the hot girls in ad sales, remember? Now it’s all grody programmer dudes

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Klyith posted:

Hmmm, interesting. Most of the blue checks in her replies are on her side. Apparently there is an even greater force in this world for attracting simps than Elon Musk.


Someone go tell Elon he needs to become a big titty v-tuber to attract more subscriptions.

He's already a colossal boob, what more do you want?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

He's already a colossal boob, what more do you want?

*wakes up*

Did someone say colossal boobs? :q:

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Would you date a Twitter employee

If their meme game is strong. Maybe.

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
I can't get hard for anyone without a checkmark, sorry.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1649504016768946207

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Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
They targeted blue check marks...

Blue check marks.

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