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What? They arrested him in absentia? Tried sure, but arrested? You can do that? Good news everyone. I just hosed Scarlett Johansson, in absentia.
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Apr 21, 2023 22:37
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Philonius posted:What? They arrested him in absentia? Tried sure, but arrested? You can do that? But what did you name your left hand?
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Apr 21, 2023 22:38
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Philonius posted:What? They arrested him in absentia? Tried sure, but arrested? You can do that? You son of a bitch. She's my girlfriend, in absentia.
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Apr 21, 2023 23:19
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I’m just imagining them leading a pair of floating shackles through the jail like one of those ghost dog leash novelty toys
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Apr 21, 2023 23:35
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https://twitter.com/p144128p/status/1648773507017326592 Found in the duty-free section of Kaliningrad airport
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Apr 21, 2023 23:38
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Brings back some good memories of me abruptly throwing out my once-hilarious now-infuriating Putin/Putin-adjacent kitsch souvenirs in 2016
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Apr 22, 2023 00:00
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Dwesa posted:Article 9 of Japanese constitution would probably disallow it I would think the harder part would be hiring all the tugboats to drag Japan into the North Atlantic.
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Apr 22, 2023 00:03
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Sir John Falstaff posted:I would think the harder part would be hiring all the tugboats to drag Japan into the North Atlantic. Reliable reports from the imperial Russian warship Kamchatka indicate Japan already has a significant presence in the north Atlantic.
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Apr 22, 2023 00:06
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Piss Crone pro username change imo
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Apr 22, 2023 00:22
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That's up there with butt cancer analyst.
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Apr 22, 2023 00:48
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1649521561274048512 So with what exactly are you and yours going to stop the Ukrainians with, Pigozhin? the Wanker SS has mostly gone the way of the dodo in Bakhmut, Zaporizhzhia oblast is mostly crewed by green mobiks, and mighty Russia is now down to early cold war era tanks and weird technicals. You might try getting the air force to fly mass CAS missions, but then all that's going to lead to is the decimation of the air force too, given the amount of MANPADs in Ukrainian service.
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Apr 22, 2023 02:10
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Sir John Falstaff posted:I would think the harder part would be hiring all the tugboats to drag Japan into the North Atlantic. I have an uncle that works at NATO and he showed me the top secret updated maps. 
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Apr 22, 2023 02:17
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Just sell Japan Shetland, bingo bongo Japan's in the north atlantic.
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Apr 22, 2023 02:23
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OPSEC protects us all! Think first. It has been [0] days since the site owner was last contacted by the FBI.
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Apr 22, 2023 02:24
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DiomedesGodshill posted:I have an uncle that works at NATO and he showed me the top secret updated maps. Sorry u think you misheard him he said "top of" the secret updated maps
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Apr 22, 2023 02:28
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1649532657561108481 Meanwhile Russia be like "we invaded Ukraine to denazify them" 
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Apr 22, 2023 02:35
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DiomedesGodshill posted:I have an uncle that works at NATO and he showed me the top secret updated maps. wow the earth looks fucky from this perspective
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Apr 22, 2023 02:37
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would the russians actually attack shipping into odessa edit: ships belonging to other nations i mean
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Apr 22, 2023 02:47
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Zippy the Bummer posted:would the russians actually attack shipping into odessa Accidentally? Yes Intentionally but claimed accidentally? Yes.
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Apr 22, 2023 02:48
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Cartoon Man posted:I feel like the circus is a step down from the water park tickets.  both your sons are dead
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Apr 22, 2023 03:02
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Happy Friday thread, today is the 422nd day of the invasion and Ukraine still ain't conquered. Eat poo poo putin!
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Apr 22, 2023 03:05
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Accidentally? Yes dont the russians have cruise missiles that can (theoretically) hit the yards near the border (on the ukrainian side) where nato arms are being routed? they aren't doing that for some reason. im assuming the same reasoning, whatever it is, would make the russians less than inclined to attack foreign ships openly bound for odessa. i suppose they might try to board them instead, which brings up the notion of escort, which nato nations presumably wouldnt do for fear of escalation. could a non-nato nation try it? this is all wildly hypothetical of course, and perhaps risks clancy chat. but i was wondering about it
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Apr 22, 2023 03:23
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1649532657561108481 nah bro, they just want Lebensraum
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Apr 22, 2023 03:27
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HonorableTB posted:Also, y'all remember my posts bitching about Russian toilet paper, specifically the Lambi brand sold there and how it's so lovely you can literally see wood fibers and splinters? I saw a pack of Lambi in Finland the other day. Thank god I didn't wipe my arse!
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Apr 22, 2023 03:46
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DiomedesGodshill posted:I have an uncle that works at NATO and he showed me the top secret updated maps. Can’t believe you just post this out in the open. I’m sure I can dig up a Sims 3 discord it would be better hosted on
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Apr 22, 2023 04:36
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GundamHealer posted:Can’t believe you just post this out in the open. I’m sure I can dig up a Sims 3 discord it would be better hosted on  Did you say Sims 3?
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Apr 22, 2023 05:09
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FMguru posted:It is as foretold in the prophecies*: 
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Apr 22, 2023 05:43
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orange juche posted:
Green haired Nazi wearing sim 3 players
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Apr 22, 2023 05:49
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Apr 22, 2023 06:05
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orange juche posted:
I love looking at this image. It’s like one of those fractal gifs
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Apr 22, 2023 06:06
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Disco Pope posted:I saw a pack of Lambi in Finland the other day. Thank god I didn't wipe my arse! I have finnish Lambi deployed in my bathroom right now. It's good. Like a rimjob from god
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Apr 22, 2023 06:13
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Lmao it's still just as funny now as it was then that they literally got three copies of Sims 3 instead of three SIMs (for phones)
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Apr 22, 2023 06:16
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Sir John Falstaff posted:I would think the harder part would be hiring all the tugboats to drag Japan into the North Atlantic. If Australia can be in Eurovision...
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Apr 22, 2023 06:46
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https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1649466256930603013 Cope, seethe, and mald, you know well what your ending will be if you dare attack a NATO country.
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Apr 22, 2023 07:00
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1649466256930603013 It's a good thing that Russian propagandists don't have actual pull on Russian strategy. They won't do anything that stupid.
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Apr 22, 2023 07:10
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orange juche posted:It's a good thing that Russian propagandists don't have actual pull on Russian strategy. They won't do anything that stupid. Famous last words. I'll give it an even chance that either: 1) Russia's constant baiting of NATO (the pipeline destruction, the drone harassing, etc) eventually goes too far, or 2) Ukraine suffers a serious setback, which makes it unlikely that they will ever be able to get a decent resolution to the war. Which will cause NATO to enter the war directly. Putin is a yapping little dog, he's never going to use nukes if war is contained to Ukraine and it's immediate surrounds.
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Apr 22, 2023 07:27
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Tehdas posted:Famous last words. NATO is a defensive alliance. NATO will not enter the war in a boots on the ground way unless Russia hits first. Sure, NATO is unified in the idea that Russia is a threat, but they are absolutely not unified in what should be done about it. If a NATO member were directly attacked by Russia, then the problem becomes trivial since the attacked country would invoke Article 5, if it were a big enough attack. That said, NATO is going to do everything it can to avoid getting pulled into the war directly, as nobody really knows what happens when nuclear powers come to blows directly. You seem to have pretty funny ideas about what NATO will do in a given situation. Only the most dire of predictions involve an attack on NATO, Ukraine getting loving rolled all the way to the Polish border is not enough to get NATO to enter, as there would still be NATO members in disagreement on what to do, as they are not treaty obligated to respond and support Ukraine if it's losing the war in a major way. The instant a Russian BTG wanders across the border into Lithuania or Poland, or Sergei the Drunken Fighter Pilot accidentally bombs Kraków, then it's on like Donkey Kong, but until then, it's not happening. orange juche fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Apr 22, 2023 |
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Apr 22, 2023 07:42
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Yea calm down. NATO isn't going to fire up the boys because Ukraine gets rolled.
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Apr 22, 2023 08:18
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orange juche posted:NATO is a defensive alliance. NATO will not enter the war in a boots on the ground way unless Russia hits first. Sure, NATO is unified in the idea that Russia is a threat, but they are absolutely not unified in what should be done about it. If a NATO member were directly attacked by Russia, then the problem becomes trivial since the attacked country would invoke Article 5, if it were a big enough attack. That said, NATO is going to do everything it can to avoid getting pulled into the war directly, as nobody really knows what happens when nuclear powers come to blows directly. 
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lol not about to pull a chelsea manning https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1649572700858335233
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