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3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...

forkboy84 posted:

Having bleached blonde hair on the tip of your penis is not normal & probably unhealthy

That's the base. The boots go on the tip.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

NorgLyle posted:

Dean Malenko was a really good wrestler but would anyone and I'm pretty much including Dean Malenko's immediate family pop when his name came up on the Titantron? Does anyone even remember what his entrance theme sounded like?

Dean had a really cool James Bond style theme, it was sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h39AnDFUQB4

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
all I remember is that the K stood for Kinky

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

JUNGLE BOY posted:



Funny ad but should have used the rubber chicken pic instead

You'd think Cody would be better at bedroom stuff for as often as he's on his back.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


They're doing a rematch of Uso's and Zayn/Owens next week on Smackdown so they're not even giving the faces a month before switching the titles back lamo

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



SatoshiMiwa posted:

They're doing a rematch of Uso's and Zayn/Owens next week on Smackdown so they're not even giving the faces a month before switching the titles back lamo

Owens and Sami already had their moment. So nothing afterwards matters.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:



Funny ad but should have used the rubber chicken pic instead

My Flaccid Member was destroyed by Malakai Bluechew

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Gonzo McFee posted:

My Flaccid Member was destroyed by Malakai Bluechew

Oh my god, cum!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SatoshiMiwa posted:

They're doing a rematch of Uso's and Zayn/Owens next week on Smackdown so they're not even giving the faces a month before switching the titles back lamo

Doing the title match on TV to set up the 6-man on PPV. lol.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

3 A.M. Radio posted:

I'm at Smackdown tonight. Wanted to take my nephews to their first show. This is genuinely the worst experience I've had, be it WWE, AEW, or indy.. People aren't even cheering or booing, they're just... screaming. Loud, shrill, directionless screams, all at the top of their loving lungs. It's absolute madness, and not in a good or fun way.

This is a great description of everyone doing the Flair Woo

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Induct Scott Steiner into the Hall Of Fame

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Barry Bluejeans posted:

https://twitter.com/reigns_era/status/1649575128462774272?s=20

I think Viking Guy is at fault for stumbling back instead of stepping forward into position, though that doesn't explain why Braun ate poo poo on his way out of the ring

I'm laughing so hard at this clip, it rules, thank u for including those who do not watch The Product

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
"Here comes the explosive Ricochet!"

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Rarity posted:

Dean had a really cool James Bond style theme, it was sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h39AnDFUQB4

That theme gave us "what's wrong with this chair" so it's forever good.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Barry Bluejeans posted:

https://twitter.com/reigns_era/status/1649575128462774272?s=20

I think Viking Guy is at fault for stumbling back instead of stepping forward into position, though that doesn't explain why Braun ate poo poo on his way out of the ring

I'm suddenly remembering when Keith Lee debuted on AEW and absolutely threw Isiah Kassidy into freaking outer space.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Barry Bluejeans posted:

https://twitter.com/reigns_era/status/1649575128462774272?s=20

I think Viking Guy is at fault for stumbling back instead of stepping forward into position, though that doesn't explain why Braun ate poo poo on his way out of the ring

When keeping it Luthor goes wrong.

Braun failing at getting out of the ring really elevates this to botchamania.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Barry Bluejeans posted:

https://twitter.com/reigns_era/status/1649575128462774272?s=20

I think Viking Guy is at fault for stumbling back instead of stepping forward into position, though that doesn't explain why Braun ate poo poo on his way out of the ring

Ricochet should be doing the work there, but Braun tried to literally throw him instead.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I’m pretty sure Cody’s penis works fine and I think the advertisement should be switched around because I have always suspected Roman has erectile dysfunction.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Eat My Fuc posted:

I’m pretty sure Cody’s penis works fine and I think the advertisement should be switched around because I have always suspected Roman has erectile dysfunction.

Chodey Loads indeed.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I mean they both have biological children if you believe the mainstream narrative so who knows

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I want to talk about the upcoming MOTY Seth Rollins vs Omos.

How can he curb stomp someone that big? Will Seth continue to take L after L? They wouldn’t beat Omos twice in a row like that would they?

Brock beat Omos, Cody will beat Brock and he destroyed Seth with a broken pectoral breast, if Omos beats Seth I feel like Seth is getting buried. I guess he beat Logan Paul?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Freakin' is headed to Jacksonville

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Drew is a way better Rico: cya later shitlord........................


Draft is next Smackdown I think, hopefully Cletus the Robot makes his return.




just burst out lol'ing when I saw this... I've never even heard of Eddie Edwards, but if he's worse than the top 2.. yikes. The list would make 100% more sense if 8 was best and 1 was worst and switch drew/seth

Hirez fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Apr 23, 2023

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Hirez posted:

Drew is a way better Rico: cya later shitlord........................


Draft is next Smackdown I think, hopefully Cletus the Robot makes his return.




just burst out lol'ing when I saw this... I've never even heard of Eddie Edwards, but if he's worse than the top 2.. yikes. The list would make 100% more sense if 8 was best and 1 was worst and switch drew/seth



What is that the top 8 wrestlers on i dont recognize the UI

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Hirez posted:

Drew is a way better Rico: cya later shitlord........................


Draft is next Smackdown I think, hopefully Cletus the Robot makes his return.




just burst out lol'ing when I saw this... I've never even heard of Eddie Edwards, but if he's worse than the top 2.. yikes. The list would make 100% more sense if 8 was best and 1 was worst and switch drew/seth



Has Eddie Edwards spent any time in WWE? because this clearly looks to be made by a deranged WWE fan except for Edwards being in there.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards were a hot tag team for a year or two, went to NXT and I think they jobbed to The Ascension at their peak in NXT so they were a little too early to be indie darlings in NXT under Hunter. Then they split up and Eddie Edwards' peak was becoming an Impact champion long after The American Wolves were relevant and I think Davey kept skipping out on indie bookings, became a fire-fighter and retired several times and did a porno.

I'm sure Tony Khan could probably throw them back together for a little ROH nostalgic run because I remember The American Wolves being a good tag-team but they're both uninteresting singles wrestlers

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Eddie Edwards' most notable single career moment is getting his head split open with a baseball bat by Sami Callahan

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tampa Bae posted:

Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards were a hot tag team for a year or two, went to NXT and I think they jobbed to The Ascension at their peak in NXT so they were a little too early to be indie darlings in NXT under Hunter. Then they split up and Eddie Edwards' peak was becoming an Impact champion long after The American Wolves were relevant and I think Davey kept skipping out on indie bookings, became a fire-fighter and retired several times and did a porno.

I'm sure Tony Khan could probably throw them back together for a little ROH nostalgic run because I remember The American Wolves being a good tag-team but they're both uninteresting singles wrestlers

Davey just retired after allegations of domestic violence came forward against him

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

1glitch0 posted:

Has Eddie Edwards spent any time in WWE? because this clearly looks to be made by a deranged WWE fan except for Edwards being in there.

He might have done some jobber appearances maybe, like Eric Young, Moxley, Danielson and Bobby Roode did back in the day.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Rarity posted:

Eddie Edwards' most notable single career moment is getting his head split open with a baseball bat by Sami Callahan

Was that the time Sami sold t shirts trying to kayfabe his botch as intentional?

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Was that the time Sami sold t shirts trying to kayfabe his botch as intentional?
Yeah but Sami is just gross in a gross way and not a fun way like Juice Robinson

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Sami looks like one of those guys that spends an inordinate amount of time trying to convince other people that showering is unnecessary.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

3 A.M. Radio posted:

I'm at Smackdown tonight. Wanted to take my nephews to their first show. This is genuinely the worst experience I've had, be it WWE, AEW, or indy.. People aren't even cheering or booing, they're just... screaming. Loud, shrill, directionless screams, all at the top of their loving lungs. It's absolute madness, and not in a good or fun way.

I don't think they pop, they just screech in pain

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

reignofevil posted:

I'm suddenly remembering when Keith Lee debuted on AEW and absolutely threw Isiah Kassidy into freaking outer space.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1491590172542218255?lang=en

Also:

https://twitter.com/AdamGoldberg28/status/1637636026255409152

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Trying posted:

I don't think they pop, they just screech in pain

The WWE Universe: I Have No Pops, and I Must Scream

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Tampa Bae posted:

Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards were a hot tag team for a year or two, went to NXT and I think they jobbed to The Ascension at their peak in NXT so they were a little too early to be indie darlings in NXT under Hunter. Then they split up and Eddie Edwards' peak was becoming an Impact champion long after The American Wolves were relevant and I think Davey kept skipping out on indie bookings, became a fire-fighter and retired several times and did a porno.

I'm sure Tony Khan could probably throw them back together for a little ROH nostalgic run because I remember The American Wolves being a good tag-team but they're both uninteresting singles wrestlers

I loved the American Wolves but I had no idea they spent a second in NXT. lmfao

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Rarity posted:

Eddie Edwards' most notable single career moment is getting his head split open with a baseball bat by Sami Callahan

This is always what I think of

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

1glitch0 posted:

I loved the American Wolves but I had no idea they spent a second in NXT. lmfao
It was before the era of Asuka or Kenta or Samoa Joe, they showed up a little too early

SG Bamboo posted:

This is always what I think of


This era of ROH sucked, there were a couple highlights but it wasn't until Generico vs Steen that it got good again. Shoutout to Adam Cole vs Kyle which was pretty good

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Rarity posted:

Eddie Edwards' most notable single career moment is getting his head split open with a baseball bat by Sami Callahan

Going to suggest being the only non-Japanese to win the GHC Heavyweight Title is more notable than anything involving Sami

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

forkboy84 posted:

Going to suggest being the only non-Japanese to win the GHC Heavyweight Title is more notable than anything involving Sami

This is how I found out i've been wrong the last two years thinking current champ Jake Lee was Korean-born

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