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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



https://twitter.com/jchybow/status/1649809364306255876?s=20
https://twitter.com/jchybow/status/1649840012106629120?s=20

Man’s getting dunked on so bad in the replies he had to quote tweet himself to get some cope from other check mark suckers :lol:

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1649884329240141828?s=20

They got matt too. elon is truly giving custom titles to his biggest haters lol

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
How many loving rockets does NASA launch every year (hint its over 100) but yeah Musk is way better at exploding rockets than NASA

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cool shirt

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1649884329240141828?s=20

They got matt too. elon is truly giving custom titles to his biggest haters lol

If he does this with people of note couldn’t he open himself up to (yet another) lawsuit by using their supposed paid verification as endorsement of Twitter blue which is using their likeness in advertisement without consent?

Also :lol: his simps fell in line and bought into Twitter blue as soon as it was announced when even Elon knows it’s for suckers and is actively using it as a punishment against his posting enemies by giving it to them

Dr. VooDoo has issued a correction as of 22:44 on Apr 22, 2023

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

it was today that i learned tim sweeney is not also tim schafer

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


Who the gently caress is spending $50 a day on weed? That's too much weed!

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

Advertisers are returning to twitter:

https://twitter.com/enigmalabs/status/1644403921799237632?s=20

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgJEXQkjNQ&t=68s

haha back in 2016 a musk rocket exploded on cape kennedy. it's so beautiful

apparently musk thought boeing shot it with a sniper rifle and they hosed around for a few months trying to recreate it until they found the actual problem

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2018/02/26/after-2016-rocket-explosion-elon-musks-spacex-looked-seriously-at-sabotage/ posted:

“We literally thought someone had shot the rocket,” Musk said in an interview last summer at SpaceX’s headquarters in Hawthorne, Calif. “We found things that looked like bullet holes, and we calculated that someone with a high-powered rifle, if they had shot the rocket in the right location, the exact same thing would have happened.”

If someone did shoot the rocket, SpaceX knew it needed to collect whatever evidence it could as fast as possible. “So for sure, we put pressure on the Air Force and the [Federal Aviation Administration] to go collect whatever forensic data was possible,” Shotwell said. “The first thing you do is think it’s some outside force, right. Because we couldn’t figure out how in the world this could have happened.”

Early indications were that something caused an upper-stage helium bottle to explode, and at the SpaceX test site in McGregor, Tex., engineers were trying to replicate the explosion. But “we were having a hard time blowing these bottles up,” she said.

So, instead, they got a rifle, “and we shot it,” Shotwell said. “And the signature on the bottle was just like the signature on the bottle that we recovered. That was an easy test to do. It’s Texas, right, everybody’s got a gun and you can blow stuff up.”

But who would want to?

About two weeks after the explosion, a SpaceX employee suddenly appeared at a Cape Canaveral facility of one of the company’s chief rivals. For years, SpaceX had been battling the United Launch Alliance, the joint venture of Boeing and Lockheed Martin, over lucrative contracts, worth hundreds of millions of dollars, to launch military satellites. […] The SpaceX employee who showed up at ULA’s facility had an odd request: Could he have access to the roof?

The reason, the employee explained, was that SpaceX had still images from a video that appeared to show a shadow, then a bright white spot, coming from the roof. ULA’s building was about a mile away from the launchpad and had a clear line of sight to it.

ULA was incredulous, and refused to let the SpaceX employee into the building. Instead, it called Air Force investigators, who inspected the roof and found nothing amiss.

It took months for SpaceX to complete its investigation into the cause of the explosion. Ultimately, it concluded there was a problem with a pressure vessel in the second-stage liquid oxygen tank. The FAA ruled out sabotage -- by rifle shot or any other means -- as a cause, and granted SpaceX a launch license so that it could return to flight.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

shackleford posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgJEXQkjNQ&t=68s

haha back in 2016 a musk rocket exploded on cape kennedy. it's so beautiful

apparently musk thought boeing shot it with a sniper rifle and they hosed around for a few months trying to recreate it until they found the actual problem

lol
Must have been a guy with a RPG this time around.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

the milk machine posted:

it was today that i learned tim sweeney is not also tim schafer

probably easy mistake to make, but remember that shafer is the good tim

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

I shot the rocket. It was me

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

https://twitter.com/LumeDeodorant/status/1646015287974658050

fknally my taint will smell as fresh as rain, thank u mister musk and twitter dot com

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc




lol

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mr Interweb posted:

probably easy mistake to make, but remember that shafer is the good tim

i thought it was weird for the guy who was cool enough (at one point at least) to make psychonauts to be such a weird dweeb on twitter

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
*wills a blue checkmark into existence for everyone posting in this thread*

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Only way this could get funnier is if he bans dril.

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

Dr. VooDoo posted:

https://twitter.com/jchybow/status/1649809364306255876?s=20
https://twitter.com/jchybow/status/1649840012106629120?s=20

Man’s getting dunked on so bad in the replies he had to quote tweet himself to get some cope from other check mark suckers :lol:

i don't think you get to brag about how cost-effective your rocket was until it manages to not explode

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

deadwing posted:

i wonder how many tesla engineers elon is going to assign to making dril's check permanent as he outsmarts them at every turn

New thread title

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

*wills a blue checkmark into existence for everyone posting in this thread*

just update our glenn avatars with his twitter av since glenn is a bluecheck

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lmao what a fuckin shitshow

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1649897513124786176


e: lol he is just begging celebs/big users to deactivate and leave all together

https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1649897908056227840

Wraith of J.O.I. has issued a correction as of 23:18 on Apr 22, 2023

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lmaooo

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1649897621421703169?s=20

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1649884329240141828?s=20

They got matt too. elon is truly giving custom titles to his biggest haters lol

Dril's next

Efb holy poo poo

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
dril's repeatedly changing his name to drop the check, and someone at twitter is immediately re-verifying him

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
lol the ending to halloween 6 but instead of the mark of thorn loomis screams in horror and despair as a blue checkmark appears on his arm

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol the ending to halloween 6 but instead of the mark of thorn loomis screams in horror and despair as a blue checkmark appears on his arm

this.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Branded in blue

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

bunch of people now getting tagged with blue

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1649901086570950659?s=20

https://twitter.com/conorsen/status/1649899967975243776?s=20

LGD has issued a correction as of 23:26 on Apr 22, 2023

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
Honestly the funniest outcome

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
they're absolutely hoping that people auto-blocking every blue check are going to block those people

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Wait…does Twitter have some kind of refreshing backup tick built into it that makes sure verified accounts remain verified in case there was a hiccup with it perhaps?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
cope

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

lmao if musk on a whim has decided to restore the legacy blue checks after getting trolled by dril and the remaining twitter engineers are panicking and loving it up

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


BUSINESS GENIUS

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1649899605289566222
https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1649899771480424448
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1649902084488142850

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
elon musk is paying for every famous person twitter blue and this thread is jealoius because it wants elon musk to buy it twitter blue

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Twitter is finally profitable after elon musk bankrolls like 20 million twitter blue subscriptions. In the end, only the idiots pay for their own blue.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Wait…does Twitter have some kind of refreshing backup tick built into it that makes sure verified accounts remain verified in case there was a hiccup with it perhaps?

Yes, it is the system that makes sure to restore the biggest_haters list first before continuing with the popular_popstars one.

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN
hahaha he's turned verification into forums cancer

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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


humiliating my enemies by giving them the thing i want people to buy for 8 dollars a month

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