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sharknado slashfic posted:Lmao my grandmother's watching an Ancient Aliens marathon gamgam getting j'rooti
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Apr 22, 2023 21:57
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:gamgam getting j'rooti Honestly this is all a result of the Navy videos, she's been interested in birds ever since they showed them on Fox. So now she watches every crank show she can find on the History channel and tells me about them. She's 93 and harmless so I go ahead and let her believe in the moon nazis.
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Apr 22, 2023 22:03
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sharknado slashfic posted:Honestly this is all a result of the Navy videos, she's been interested in birds ever since they showed them on Fox. So now she watches every crank show she can find on the History channel and tells me about them. She's 93 and harmless so I go ahead and let her believe in the moon nazis. it's all part of the MJ12 plan to what end I don't know
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Apr 22, 2023 22:04
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Slavvy posted:I'm pretty sure we do, in fact, understand how they work They understand how Chat GPT works at a high level but no, even the creators don't understand what is actually going on inside. These larg language models are pretty much a black box as far as the details of getting from A to B go.
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Apr 22, 2023 22:42
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These guys think of AI like a digital YHWH. AI as a being that has always been and has (retroactively) orchestrated human development to give rise to itself
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Apr 22, 2023 23:16
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need a new aitee directly into my veins. lues clues dont give me the fix i need.
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Apr 22, 2023 23:18
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helta posted:need a new aitee directly into my veins. lues clues dont give me the fix i need. Coulthart and Nolan have both said "by the end of the year" but various weirdos have been saying "in a few months" for decades so...
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Apr 22, 2023 23:27
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Here's a probably fake video of a uso. The fact that the squid doesn't even flinch makes me skeptical along with everything else about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNL3eBETlQ
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Apr 22, 2023 23:30
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sharknado slashfic posted:Here's a probably fake video of a uso. The fact that the squid doesn't even flinch makes me skeptical along with everything else about it. I was like "IDGI the squid is nice and all WTF WAS THAT"
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Apr 22, 2023 23:41
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squids like waddup you seen my new trick?
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Apr 22, 2023 23:46
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Squid: No I'm not sure what it is. Its shining a light on my eye? Ensign, fire a warning shot across their field of view
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Apr 22, 2023 23:49
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/six-cattle-died-mysteriously-texas-tongues-removed-authorities-say-rcna80957 NBC reporting on cattle mutilations for no apparent reason.
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Apr 23, 2023 00:43
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Azathoth posted:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/six-cattle-died-mysteriously-texas-tongues-removed-authorities-say-rcna80957 Happens all the time at Skinwalker Ranch, OP.
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Apr 23, 2023 00:44
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Horseshoe theory posted:Happens all the time at Skinwalker Ranch, OP. like rich people the aliens eat the garbage parts of the cow
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Apr 23, 2023 00:45
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Happens all the time cause cows drop dead a lot and scavengers will eat the softest stuff first like the tongue
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Apr 23, 2023 00:46
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Yes, the point wasn't that I think it's aliens, the point was that for some reason NBC is reporting it, and an absolutely classic description of it too, and specifically without any mention of the historical connection with UFOs / high strangeness.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:08
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what's the woo explanation for the cattle coring are the greys building flesh golems out of tongues and anuses
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Apr 23, 2023 01:13
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Azathoth posted:Yes, the point wasn't that I think it's aliens, the point was that for some reason NBC is reporting it, and an absolutely classic description of it too, and specifically without any mention of the historical connection with UFOs / high strangeness. Mhmm it's surprisingly missable as an explanation tho, it's an easy mystery for a knowledge haver to sell at an idiot hence it gets the clicks
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Apr 23, 2023 01:16
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chupacabras are getting them imo. they're very precise
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Apr 23, 2023 01:17
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:what's the woo explanation for the cattle coring the Linda Howe/Richard Doty narrative is that the greys are dying from a genetic disorder that can only be reversed with DNA from cows and people. It's real bad scifi schlock.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:23
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:what's the woo explanation for the cattle coring we are those flesh golems op im 80% anus
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Apr 23, 2023 01:26
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land hagfish, eating cows from the inside
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Apr 23, 2023 01:39
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there's DNA in every part of the cow though
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Apr 23, 2023 01:41
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woah are we doing the satanic panic again already?
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Apr 23, 2023 01:44
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yes but this time the role of satan is being played by radar Comes with a nice hat
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Apr 23, 2023 01:46
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Satan: loves our bread
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Apr 23, 2023 01:46
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and cow anuses
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Apr 23, 2023 01:46
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:the Linda Howe/Richard Doty narrative is that the greys are dying from a genetic disorder that can only be reversed with DNA from cows and people. It's real bad scifi schlock. They can reverse their genetic disorder but not figure out how to farm cattle. Makes sense.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:46
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I have no doubt that predation has been mistaken for cattle mutilation by inexperienced people many times, but ranchers know what predation looks like and when they say what they found isn't something they've ever seen before and no predator does I tend to believe them.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:46
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I mean if they just need DNA they should get themselves a nice big greyhound, bleed it from time to time*, pat it and take it for walks the rest of the time  (*this is done by some veterinary practices, its safe and humane. And greyhounds are like but sleepy cats unless they see a rabbit)
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Apr 23, 2023 01:47
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personally i believe anything a rancher tells me, jolly or otherwise
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Apr 23, 2023 01:47
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blatman posted:personally i believe anything a rancher tells me, jolly or otherwise MOTHERFUCKER Sorry, minor Epstein thread moment got triggered by your post
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Apr 23, 2023 01:49
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D-Pad posted:I have no doubt that predation has been mistaken for cattle mutilation by inexperienced people many times, but ranchers know what predation looks like and when they say what they found isn't something they've ever seen before and no predator does I tend to believe them. I mean I've also read quotes from ranchers saying they didn't see anything suspicious but reported the deaths "just to be sure" based on rumors of mutilations going around, I fully believe 99.9% of "mutilations" are predator action with the minute percentage left over being regular criminal mischief. After the fact creeps like Doty jump on board for psy-op purposes.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:55
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D-Pad posted:I have no doubt that predation has been mistaken for cattle mutilation by inexperienced people many times, but ranchers know what predation looks like and when they say what they found isn't something they've ever seen before and no predator does I tend to believe them. Yeah, there's two competing things going on. On one hand, cattle dying is a normal part of ranching. I dunno what the normal number is but I seem to remember Hunt for the Skinwalker saying something like 5-10% of the herd dying per year is normal. Sometimes they die and are noticed immediately, sometimes they go missing and don't get found for a while because they died in some weird spot, so seeing dead cattle in all stages of decomposition is just a part of the job. When something weird happens and they aren't decaying normally or aren't being eaten by scavengers in the normal way, I trust them at least to the point of saying "that's not normal". Now on the other hand, something not being normal doesn't mean its paranormal. So if there's a weird bacterial infection, perhaps what contributed to the death or even just something that takes hold in the corpse after death, it could cause some poo poo that a rancher hasn't seen before but if it was carted off for a necropsy that a doctor could figure out. I don't necessarily buy the "ranchers don't know how scavengers eat" argument, but infection by some weird poo poo makes a lot of sense, including potentially keeping scavengers away because something literally doesn't smell right.
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Apr 23, 2023 02:02
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The only thing that would give me doubt on a ranchers assessment of scavenger behavior is that the insurgent coyote is a little unpredictable and I could see there being a lot of variation in how they leave a corpse esp since at some point the rancher is interrupting the process
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Apr 23, 2023 02:09
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there was an article or blog post or something somewhere that presented a case for cattle mutilations being a secret government operation to test for and prevent novel transmissible prion diseases along the lines of mad cow from emerging and potentially wreaking havoc on both bovine and human populations stealth helicopters were involved if anyone knows what i'm talking about i would love a link
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Apr 23, 2023 02:12
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is covert testing on isolated sample groups by corporations woo?
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Apr 23, 2023 02:12
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why wouldn't a corporation just use the government and military it owns to do covert testing?
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Apr 23, 2023 02:13
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I don't know why they'd need to do anything covert, at least unless it's covert because they just don't want to pay for cattle. Ranchers will sell you cattle, it's kinda their whole thing. I can see how someone new in an area popping up and buying cattle might make people notice but the whole abduction thing only makes sense if they need really specific cattle from a herd for some reason and they're concerned the rancher won't let them buy the specific one for some reason.
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Apr 23, 2023 02:23
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pancake rabbit posted:there was an article or blog post or something somewhere that presented a case for cattle mutilations being a secret government operation to test for and prevent novel transmissible prion diseases along the lines of mad cow from emerging and potentially wreaking havoc on both bovine and human populations very funny if the art bell black helicopters were just the secret FDA cow disease commandos
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Apr 23, 2023 02:30
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