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Cao Ni Ma posted:Twitter is finally profitable after elon musk bankrolls like 20 million twitter blue subscriptions. In the end, only the idiots pay for their own blue. the old "take out a loan to pay another loan" trick, very smart
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Apr 22, 2023 23:33
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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1649900972360224769?s=46&t=z3uF6wUvSqPNGhOasO9PNQ
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Apr 22, 2023 23:34
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Dr. Furious posted:hahaha he's turned verification into forums cancer thats power
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Apr 22, 2023 23:34
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https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1649903296448978947
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Apr 22, 2023 23:34
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:the old "take out a loan to pay another loan" trick, very smart Robbing Y, to pay X (the everything app)
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Apr 22, 2023 23:35
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twitter poo
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Apr 22, 2023 23:35
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when launching a major product, i can't stress enough how important it is for the most vocal and influential users of your platform to react with a scream of horror if you give it to them gratis. it is critically important that they treat your major revenue driver as a hideous disfigurement
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Apr 22, 2023 23:35
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actually when launching a major product its important that it explode on the launch pad
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Apr 22, 2023 23:36
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its all so awful lol lmfao
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Apr 22, 2023 23:36
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This is very clearly a hamfisted solution to the mass-blocking twitter blue trend. How bad must the blocks have been getting for him to slap blue onto a bunch of celebrity accounts?
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Apr 22, 2023 23:37
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just make it where you cant block tiwtter blue like you cant block blue stars on something awful
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Apr 22, 2023 23:38
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ah so this is why dril didnt show a checkmark for me when I was reading about it but did later when I saw something retweeted
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Apr 22, 2023 23:39
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*chuckles* you know i am something of a blocked user myself
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Apr 22, 2023 23:39
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:ah so this is why dril didnt show a checkmark for me when I was reading about it but did later when I saw something retweeted 
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Apr 22, 2023 23:39
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classic goon not reading/listening to tweet post
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Apr 22, 2023 23:40
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Elon is so mad about block the blue that he's going to move all the legacy checkmarks over to the new Twitter badge so you can't block everyone without blocking dril and Charlie Sheen.
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Apr 22, 2023 23:42
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you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine
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Apr 22, 2023 23:43
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Fuck You And Diebold has issued a correction as of 23:47 on Apr 22, 2023 |
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Apr 22, 2023 23:43
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mods please change wint's user name to "musk's conflict emeralds"
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Apr 22, 2023 23:45
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https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1649822071378317312
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Apr 22, 2023 23:45
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Apr 22, 2023 23:46
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Parity warning posted:https://twitter.com/LumeDeodorant/status/1646015287974658050 Literally saw a TV commercial for this last night and my husband looked at each other and were like who smells so bad that they need this much loving deodorant?
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Apr 22, 2023 23:46
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stephen king is very ungrateful
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Apr 22, 2023 23:46
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Firing up the Star On machine, but not charging anyone
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Apr 22, 2023 23:46
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this is all so very very stupid. how does it keep getting stupider? is there no floor?
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Apr 22, 2023 23:47
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:ah so this is why dril didnt show a checkmark for me when I was reading about it but did later when I saw something retweeted lol
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Apr 22, 2023 23:48
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Dr. VooDoo posted:https://twitter.com/jchybow/status/1649809364306255876?s=20 The reddit comment got downvoted into oblivion lol
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Apr 22, 2023 23:50
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The replies are a mass of cope and seeth as well. Blue checks are always ready to defend his lordship
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Apr 22, 2023 23:50
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Apr 22, 2023 23:51
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great job elon (someone else's screenshot) https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/1649901666110435331?s=20
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Apr 22, 2023 23:51
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(elmur fudd in tails got trolled voice) i want dat checkmark
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Apr 22, 2023 23:52
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https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1649904218776412200?s=20
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Apr 22, 2023 23:53
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https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1649904107098963969 Only a matter of time until celebrities start mass deleting their Twitter accounts.
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Apr 22, 2023 23:55
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no famous person on earth can resist the allure of twitter
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Apr 22, 2023 23:56
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Just a Moron posted:Who the gently caress is spending $50 a day on weed? That's too much weed! You can't go through an 1/8th a day? rookie
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Apr 22, 2023 23:56
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https://twitter.com/Arr/status/1649905817343397890 heh
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Apr 22, 2023 23:57
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Three Olives posted:Only a matter of time until celebrities start mass deleting their Twitter accounts. elon is making twitter better 
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Apr 22, 2023 23:57
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:ah so this is why dril didnt show a checkmark for me when I was reading about it but did later when I saw something retweeted dril getting a billionaire to fight him in a battle of attrition was the only way twitter could have ended zetamind2000 has issued a correction as of 00:05 on Apr 23, 2023 |
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Apr 22, 2023 23:57
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its gone again
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Apr 22, 2023 23:59
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Last Chance posted:this is all so very very stupid. how does it keep getting stupider? is there no floor? elon is basically the "idea guy" from any gaming or mmo forum that "doesn't code or anything but sits around coming up with great ideas" accounts from his other companies have made clear there's always a lot of people around him that herd him around showing him what he wants to see and also insulating the actual competent people from his great ideas (more or less) because we see what happens when his great ideas coming in contact with reality the problem with twitter is the protective ablative layer of elon whisperers wasn't in place. everyone with a lick of sense bailed except the sycophants and the h1bs who couldn't find something else so this is an Idea Guy who has never been told no in his life firing everyone who tells him his Ideas are bad and demanding things be implemented in a hardcore way then soyfacing when his Great Ideas encounter reality it owns
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