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RedQueen posted:https://twitter.com/dril/status/1649919372700565504 Looking into it
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Apr 23, 2023 00:55
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Is there a word in afrikaans for "puppetmaster"?
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Apr 23, 2023 00:56
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Elon will never be a shitposter. Only a poo poo poster.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:01
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:elon musk is paying for every famous person twitter blue and this thread is jealoius because it wants elon musk to buy it twitter blue im gonna sign you up for twitter poo!!!
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Apr 23, 2023 01:07
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Apr 23, 2023 01:07
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lol
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Apr 23, 2023 01:07
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FADE IN: EXT. TWITTER HEADQUARTERS - DAY A sleek, black Tesla pulls up to the entrance of Twitter headquarters. Out steps ELON MUSK, dressed in a sharp suit and his signature smug grin. He makes his way into the building, passing by employees who shoot him hostile glares. INT. TWITTER HEADQUARTERS - DAY Elon strides confidently through the office, basking in the attention of those who recognize him. He approaches a group of employees gathered around a computer screen. ELON MUSK: (to the group) What's going on here? TWITTER EMPLOYEE: (sarcastically) Oh, just watching some of your latest tweets, Mr. Musk. The group erupts in laughter, and Elon bristles. ELON MUSK: (angrily) You think you're so clever. But I'm the coolest and funniest man alive. Everyone knows that. A voice from across the room interrupts him. DRIL: (disinterested) Hey, Elon. Elon turns to see DRIL, a schlubby Twitter celebrity, sitting at a desk, typing away at his computer. ELON MUSK: (smugly) Well, well, well. Look who it is. The king of Twitter. DRIL: (deadpan) What do you want, Elon? ELON MUSK: (patronizingly) I just wanted to let you know that you're not the only one who can be funny on Twitter. DRIL: (unimpressed) Is that so? ELON MUSK: (confidently) Absolutely. I challenge you to a battle of wits. On Twitter. DRIL: (raises an eyebrow) You sure you want to do that? ELON MUSK: (smugly) Positive. I'll destroy you. DRIL: (sighs) Fine. But I warn you, I'm not an easy opponent. ELON MUSK: (laughs) Please. I'm Elon Musk. DRIL: (deadpan) Okay. Suit yourself. Elon stalks out of the office, a smug grin on his face. EXT. ELON'S OFFICE - DAY Elon sits at his desk, furiously typing away at his computer. His face contorts with anger as he reads through DRIL's tweets, each one funnier than the last. ELON MUSK: (to himself) This is impossible. How is he doing this? Just then, a notification pops up on his screen. He clicks on it, and his face contorts with rage. ELON MUSK: (to himself) That's it. He's gone too far. INT. TWITTER HEADQUARTERS - DAY Elon storms into the office, his face red with fury. ELON MUSK: (shouting) Where is he? Where's that little twerp? The room falls silent as everyone turns to look at him. DRIL: (calmly) What's the matter, Elon? ELON MUSK: (furious) You think you're so funny. But you're not. You're nothing. I'm Elon Musk. I'm the coolest man alive. DRIL: (coolly) And yet here you are, throwing a tantrum like a child. Elon lunges at DRIL, swinging wildly. But DRIL is too quick for him, easily dodging his blows and countering with lightning-fast strikes of his own. The two trade blows in a flurry of fists and kicks. Finally, DRIL lands a crushing blow to Elon's jaw, sending him crashing to the ground. He stands over Elon, who groans in pain. DRIL: (coolly) You're not as cool as you think you are, Elon. Maybe next time you'll think twice before trying to pick a fight with someone who knows how to handle themselves. Elon scrambles to his feet, his face bruised and battered. ELON MUSK: (panting) You... you may have won this time, dril. But I'll be back. DRIL: (disinterested) Sure thing, Elon. Whatever you say. Elon turns and stumbles out of the office, humiliated and defeated. INT. TESLA - DAY Elon sits in the driver's seat of his Tesla, seething with anger. He pulls out his phone and begins furiously typing away at his Twitter account. CUT TO: EXT. DRIL'S APARTMENT - DAY Dril sits on his couch, scrolling through his Twitter feed. His phone pings, and he looks down to see a notification from Elon Musk. DRIL: (to himself) What now? He opens the notification and reads Elon's latest tweet. His eyes widen in shock. DRIL: (surprised) Oh, no. This can't be good. CUT TO: EXT. CITY STREETS - DAY Elon's Tesla screeches to a stop in front of Dril's apartment building. Elon jumps out of the car, brandishing a metal baseball bat. ELON MUSK: (shouting) Come out, dril! I'm not finished with you yet! Dril peeks out his window, his eyes widening in fear. DRIL: (to himself) Oh, boy. This is bad. He quickly grabs his phone and begins dialing a number. DRIL: (into phone) Hello? Yeah, it's me. I need your help. CUT TO: EXT. CITY STREETS - DAY Elon smashes his way through the door of Dril's apartment building and begins making his way up the stairs, bat in hand. Suddenly, he hears a loud roar behind him. He turns to see a black motorcycle hurtling towards him. Riding the bike is none other than Keanu Reeves, dressed in full John Wick gear. KEANU REEVES: (shouting) Get out of the way, Elon! Elon swings his bat at Keanu, but Keanu easily dodges the blow and counters with a swift kick to the head. Elon crumples to the ground, unconscious. DRIL: (peering out of his apartment window) Whoa. That was... unexpected. KEANU REEVES: (holstering his gun) You okay, dril? DRIL: (nodding) Yeah. Thanks to you. KEANU REEVES: (smiling) No problem. It's all in a day's work for John Wick. The two exchange a nod, and Keanu hops back onto his motorcycle and rides off into the sunset. FADE TO BLACK.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:08
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is everyone still working for twitter just a musk simp can't imagine putting up with this
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Apr 23, 2023 01:10
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Zokari posted:is everyone still working for twitter just a musk simp yeah he fired everyone that didn't pledge their life to him
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Apr 23, 2023 01:15
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new mandela effect just dropped
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Apr 23, 2023 01:15
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Lol they still haven't figured out how to fix the one weird trick of you lose your simp mark if you change your display name
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Apr 23, 2023 01:16
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 " How can we have a town square without a free and open town square of ideas? "https://twitter.com/TheRabbitHole84/status/1648543400491118592?t=FZ9f6y1S1p2fgBwAlgKLAQ&s=19
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Apr 23, 2023 01:16
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theCalamity posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656640576719945728/1099479703523434496/RDT_20230422_193905.mp4
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Apr 23, 2023 01:21
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Apr 23, 2023 01:31
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https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1649915691242524672 Imagine forcing every celebrity to speak out on your own platform saying how much it sucks. And also probably getting sued by them. Billionaire genius plan, give a bunch of rich people with legal teams already in place to protect their image/manage endorsements cause to sue.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:32
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all giving the unholy mark to dead people like Mormons baptizing corpses and the living recoil in horror at the mere proximity of the Check.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:38
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Asproigerosis posted:Lol they still haven't figured out how to fix the one weird trick of you lose your simp mark if you change your display name this was itself a workaround to keep people from buying twitter blue and then changing their display name to impersonate a brand
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Apr 23, 2023 01:38
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https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1649895497069641728?s=46&t=QbXcxXXMAZ6KLQ3VE283gg
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Apr 23, 2023 01:38
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https://twitter.com/maxkennerly/status/1649924555283001345?s=46&t=CF3Yg9XgdXL6BGcgu4WIXQ Christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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Apr 23, 2023 01:38
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1649915691242524672 I can see the hoards of lawyers foaming at the mouth for an easy lawsuit against one of the richest people in the world
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Apr 23, 2023 01:39
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https://twitter.com/Zoeytrope/status/1649934784632868865?s=20
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Apr 23, 2023 01:41
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Apr 23, 2023 01:59
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https://twitter.com/realpeteyb123/status/1649905213510123521
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Apr 23, 2023 02:02
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cool
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Apr 23, 2023 02:04
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looking good sir
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Apr 23, 2023 02:05
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https://twitter.com/JohnCassidy/status/1649935433072013313 ohh that's interesting, didn't the algorithm boost legacy verified accounts somehow? hilarious if he's trying to restore the >1M follower legacy verified blue checks to get the engagement numbers back up
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Apr 23, 2023 02:07
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that is about how a musk designed violin would turn out, isn't it
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Apr 23, 2023 02:07
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Apr 23, 2023 02:13
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instant block
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Apr 23, 2023 02:18
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https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1649766150320934913
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Apr 23, 2023 02:19
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Krassytrein and musk on the same side, it's how u know it isn't about red v blue, it's about the absolute dumbest loving idiots who ever lived against everyone else
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Apr 23, 2023 02:28
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Apr 23, 2023 02:32
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Trump crawled back to Musk, like a dog! 
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Apr 23, 2023 02:34
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Asproigerosis posted:Lol they still haven't figured out how to fix the one weird trick of you lose your simp mark if you change your display name It is not a weird trick. They have to do that in order to prevent people from changing their name to Eli Lilly or Raytheon and still keeping their blue mark. It's a if they didn't think this whole thing through.
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Apr 23, 2023 02:37
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https://twitter.com/BazziNYU/status/1649940616858550274
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Apr 23, 2023 02:40
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This one might actually be MBS and the Saudi investors just trolling
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Apr 23, 2023 02:42
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See? Clearly the rumors of him being bonesawwed on MBS' orders is fake news!
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Apr 23, 2023 02:42
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Chasing celebs around with the blue check like a kid on a playground with a booger on his finger
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