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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I am not comfortable with how close this suddenly is

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Tatum 35%FG on 14 attempts, 2 of 9 long.

And he's gonna keep shooting mamba mentality.

Marcus Smart is an offensive threat today and it's like, he's not used to that. He has that dawg, high effort, but a Kobe acolyte would never have even a little bit of self-doubt.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

For a Celtic, it should be Cyber Toine Mentality.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

TDepressionEarl posted:

The Hawks look good, the Celts look better. The glass and iron are under lock and key tonight.

that’s playoff basketball

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


I thought a few of the Bogdan Bogdanovic's fouls against him were borderline but not enough to challenge. He'll feel pretty steamed as he roots for the home team, his body language says he thought he earned uncalled and-ones through contact as well.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Trae Young got plenty of points in the end too, just not a lot of efficiency

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Chaos ball finale

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

wanted the hawks to win one more. sad

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Trae heard we were talking poo poo and caught fire in the second half, the first half had just already done its damage

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Board man get paid. Even with the shortened shot clock reset, there's gotta be a term for the sinking feeling a losing team gets after the elation of the missed shot– only for the other big to gobble up your stop, and your last chance to defend without fouling.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

loquacius posted:

Trae Young got plenty of points in the end too, just not a lot of efficiency

He scored at will in garbage time!

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


DENVER NUGGETS
G 27 Jamal Murray
G 5 Kentavious Caldwell-Pope
F 1 Michael Porter Jr
C 50 Aaron Gordon
G 15 Nikola Jokic

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES
G 10 Mike Conley
G 9 Nickeil Alexander-Walker
G 1 Anthony Edwards
C 32 Karl-Anthony Towns
C 27 Rudy Gobert

TDepressionEarl fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Apr 24, 2023

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Go wolfies

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

*Mario64 voice* Here we go!

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Denver is gonna get the only sweep of the first round

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


yes

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

the bitcoin of weed posted:

Denver is gonna get the only sweep of the first round

Sixers already swept, unless you are doing a Euph

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I could have sworn I watched the sixers drop a game live but I have had a fever so maybe I imagined that one

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

the bitcoin of weed posted:

I could have sworn I watched the sixers drop a game live but I have had a fever so maybe I imagined that one

They tried but the Nets absolutely would not allow it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Brooklyn could not contain Tobias Harris

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


I was about to say Jokic slow to start, 2 fouls, and he hits 3 consecutive buckets in the time it takes for my stream to catch up.

Gobert playing his role well. Prince and Anderson need to make a big impact to stay alive tonight.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I'm hoping that it's just a gentleman's sweep for the Nuggets, though I love Ant saying it isn't over.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Brown, Green, Jordan, Smith, and Bryant reads like the Kirkland brand second unit. Blue collar ballers in bulk. A bonus Braun to even out the pack.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Wolves losing the no-Jokic minutes, Wolves losing the series.

Clearly Jokic is not the MVP if his team can win without him.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

TDepressionEarl posted:

Brown, Green, Jordan, Smith, and Bryant reads like the Kirkland brand second unit. Blue collar ballers in bulk. A bonus Braun to even out the pack.

Bryant has been a DNP-CD for ages

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

euphronius posted:

wanted the hawks to win one more. sad

im glad of it

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Gobert doing some things on offense, Towns doing some things on defense, Jokic in foul trouble.

It seems like the Wolves have the ingredients, so why are the Nuggets still close, winning even?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the wolves don’t have very many good players

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

anthony edwards is good but i have not been too impressed with the rest

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I feel like if KAT just did his best Klay Thompson impression (infinite confidence catch and shoot guy who doesn't try to dribble too much) he'd score about 40 points a game.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Towns is an immature goofball and though I love him, I think the Timberwolves will trade him off-season

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Slowmo getting hit by his own teammate again I can't believe it

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Anthony Edwards looks like if Giannis could shoot a three-pointer. Very scary.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


If the foul is on Gordon fighting through the Towns ball screen, that's on the floor.
If the foul is on Jordan raising his hands, he's contesting the shot, that's 3 and 1.

Minnesota get a tough deal there, I woulda given it.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Wolves finally looking cohesive, can they fend off Porter cuts and Murray artillery?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I thought the nuggets had given up and then I blinked and they're down 1, this game's crazy

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


It just started thundering so hard outside I'm fearing flash floods and power outages.

On the plus side there's more basketball to make up for the three minutes I missed where I was in a panic rearranging deck chairs.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Wolves just wolves'd harder than I'd ever seen them wolves it up before.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


KCP first blood

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

rip wolves

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