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Aware posted:I like the blue checks there I said it Thought you could hide at the bottom of a page, huh
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IBroughttheFunk posted:After hearing the nebulous phrase "citizen journalism" tossed about by Musk for ages now as an alternative to legacy and traditional media, are you all finally ready to see a prime example? Ex-NASA engineer being interviewed posted:“NASA has been hamstrung by politics, but Elon Musk is not, for the most part. Fred shared with me that he knows Elon Musk is an incredibly amazing and kind person, and if his mission is to get people living on the moon that’s going to happen.” Let's interview one of the thousands of smart people who over the decades has helped make space missions real from behind the scenes and have him only talk about how great Elon is and Elon did this and everything is from the hand of ELON. Please notice me, Elon! And it worked.
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Apr 24, 2023 04:47
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hes mad about a federally regulated muscle relaxer because some dumb gently caress named it after a brave new world? lol https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-12153/soma-oral/details also huxley didnt think the population had to be drugged he thought you would have to basically use insane conditioning from birth plus free opiates to the massess to have a functioning happy society. orwell didnt believe you needed mind control just facism. and ann rand is mad her parents tricked her and wont grow the gently caress up. much like elon mad his dads emerald mine :checks notes: made him rich enough to invest in paypal
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Apr 24, 2023 05:05
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Ayn Rand's dystopian social outcomes: all the rich people gently caress off to a secret valley and need to create mechanical replacements for labour because even she knows that the rich are only rich off the back of unpaid labour.
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Apr 24, 2023 05:10
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snergle posted:hes mad about a federally regulated muscle relaxer because some dumb gently caress named it after a brave new world? lol Jesus Christ. Every time I think Elmo cannot possibly be any more dumb and pathetic he manages to plunge through the floor and find new levels of obnoxious stupidity. 
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Apr 24, 2023 05:15
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I don't even think reality will let Elon get married even if he wanted to. That man is the most divorced. From common sense, Grimes, whatever you name it
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Apr 24, 2023 05:20
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:Let's interview one of the thousands of smart people who over the decades has helped make space missions real from behind the scenes and have him only talk about how great Elon is and Elon did this and everything is from the hand of ELON. Please notice me, Elon! It's why SpaceX has been so successful, NASA has spent the last 50 years getting absolutely hosed by being forced to abandon/drastically change/make stupid decisions about poo poo based on the whims of whoever's in charge of the government at the time. Elon said "here's a virtually unlimited budget, build me rockets" and picked up the cream of the crop in terms of rocket engineers who didn't want their life's work thrown in the bin because the house went red/blue this election cycle. This is in no way an endorsement of melon.
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Apr 24, 2023 05:21
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:I don't even think reality will let Elon get married even if he wanted to. Honestly seeing how vindictive and petty ol musky has been of late, you just know he'd be a poo poo tier partner. Good on Grimes for getting the gently caress away from that.
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Apr 24, 2023 05:27
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/JewishWorker/st...%5Es1_&ref_url= The kicker is all the blue checks replying to this tweet that are proving its point.
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Apr 24, 2023 05:27
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This mf below this post paid $8 for Twitter
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Captain Hygiene posted:Thought you could hide at the bottom of a page, huh Never has so much been said about so little 
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Apr 24, 2023 05:32
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I wish Buzz Aldrin would punch Musk in the face like he did that moon landing truther idiot.
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Apr 24, 2023 05:36
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Saw that Elon Musk picked a fight with Dril, and of course like everyone else he picks a fight with over twitter, he lost and embarrassed himself even further.
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Buzz Aldrin's 93, I'd let him punch me in the face just for the secondhand notoriety.
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I just want to clarify, I did not pay for Twitter blue and I did not request it.
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But the fax machine has had a massive, incalculably huge impact on business and the economy 
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Megillah Gorilla posted:But the fax machine has had a massive, incalculably huge impact on business and the economy It's a dumb quote on multiple levels!
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Apr 24, 2023 06:10
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By 1980 or so, it will become clear that the facsimile machine's impact on the economy has been no greater than the invention of written language.
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Apr 24, 2023 06:10
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The day we started saying "fax" instead of "facsimile" was the day civilization began its decline.
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Elviscat posted:I wish Buzz Aldrin would punch Musk in the face like he did that moon landing truther idiot. Neil Armstrong made E. Lon Hubbard cry.
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Jelly posted:I've legitimately never been exposed to a less funny human being than Elon Musk. I honestly don't believe it's a possible accomplishment for the remainder of human history. For one, I don't think most people have the privilege to invest that kind of time toward misunderstanding humor. My current bad joke is this: What is the most dangerous type of canoes? Volcanoes! My husband will not let me forget the fact that this joke is terrible verbally. I am still funnier than Musk.
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Apr 24, 2023 06:18
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If the fax machine is so great why can't it fax me a pizza?
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Ad by Khad posted:I'm not saying it was the most dominant opinion in 95. But it was a thing. The simpsons was still making fun of e-commerce being a do-nothing get rich quick scheme in 1998. Hackers came out in 1995 and the guy who goes on a computer date with President Roslin tells her to "net me" and it's presented as the most pathetic dweeby thing you could possibly do.
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Apr 24, 2023 06:19
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If the fax machine was so great then why did we need to invent the telephone
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Apr 24, 2023 06:20
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elon musk denies the emerald mine ever since they dug up the chaos emeralds
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The Saddest Rhino posted:If the fax machine is so great why can't it fax me a pizza? You need one of those scanner/fax combo machines for that.
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deep dish peat moss posted:elon musk denies the emerald mine ever since they dug up the chaos emeralds Its been hilarious to see how he can't even get his own dad to deny the emerald mine business.
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To be fair to that 1990s economist etc., predicting the future is easy with hindsight. However I think we can safely predict that Musk will continue to create nothing of value, and will try to diss and destroy anything of value he encounters.
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I said come in! posted:Its been hilarious to see how he can't even get his own dad to deny the emerald mine business. IIRC his dad also sucks and they don’t get along, so he probably enjoyed getting to undercut his son’s public statements.
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Pirate Radar posted:IIRC his dad also sucks and they don’t get along, so he probably enjoyed getting to undercut his son’s public statements. Ooh absolutely, Elon's entire family is pure garbage.
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I said come in! posted:Ooh absolutely, Elon's entire family is pure garbage. I wouldn't say that. His trans kid that hates him is probably okay.
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Pyrtanis posted:Honestly seeing how vindictive and petty ol musky has been of late, you just know he'd be a poo poo tier partner. Good on Grimes for getting the gently caress away from that. that mf had a child with elon and, following that, another one I understand the urge to credit Grimes with dumping Elon and hooking up with a trans lady, but we should not forget how many bad decisions she made beforehand.
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Apr 24, 2023 07:01
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Elon Dad sucks for creating Elon, but Elon dad is also cool for saying Elon deserves being pushed down some stairs in school.
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Wasting my money on 20 bux of savings and 1 dollar of loose change on a monthly basis
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Holy poo poo, Xbox uberfanboy klobrille has a new job?
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