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Sataere posted:Nah, it doesn't surprise me. If you could please ask your wife who she would pick for the first overall pick this year, and get that information along to Scott Fitteter.....that would be great.
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Sataere posted:For years, my wife would just pick whichever quarterback she felt would be good in the first round, despite me telling her how bad her process is. She took Tom Brady first because he'd won a Super Bowl when he was first starting out. And every loving time, she'd draft the best quarterback that year and win. It was hilarious and infuriating. In a friends league last year the one guy who had to autodraft his whole team steamrolled me in the playoffs on his way to second place. Fantasy football is indeed My wife wants to hear about my fantasy team about as much as the average TFF poster does so I try to keep my football mental illnesses out of conversation at home
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Ornery and Hornery posted:*sweating and breathing heavy*: ANTHONY RICHARDSON!!! He's going to be so good. I can't wait to celebrate a decade of Super Bowl wins.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:*sweating and breathing heavy*: ANTHONY RICHARDSON!!! Sataere posted:Nah, it doesn't surprise me.
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Compare and contrast with this consensus site: https://www.nflmockdraftdatabase.com/big-boards/2023/consensus-big-board-2023
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:This is because despite what we tell ourselves fantasy is like 95% luck. Funny you should mention this my ex did FF exactly one year and on my advice drafted Andrew Luck they year he got hurt and I never heard the end of it
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kiimo posted:Funny you should mention this my ex did FF exactly one year and on my advice drafted Andrew Luck they year he got hurt and I never heard the end of it You should have known 
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:
"Why do you INSIST on keeping that loving whiteboard in our bedroom when you have a mancave?" "Because YOU insist that I sleep HERE!"
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A big ol’ Pepe Silvia-style conspiracy yarn bulletin board but with QBR math equations.
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Imagine talking with other dads about football at your wife's brother's kid's soccer game. The gall!
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Sir that is the wrong kind of football talk would you please stick to discussing football
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No woman will touch me let alone go into a binding legal union
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2023 NFL Draft Thread: No woman will touch me
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Alright this is good, let's go Cris. https://twitter.com/DevclemNFL/status/1650964235311018018 Just in case that guy they have starting doesn't work out or doesn't want to stick around. e: listening to this delivery really makes me want Norm Macdonald to still be around and do a Cris Collinsworth impression. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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To be fair, or as fair as possible, he's not knocking Mahomes there, it's just 'well you don't have a backup QB and you need to spend a first round pick to replace Chad Henne.'
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how do we not have a backup just signed Blaine Gabbert
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:2023 NFL Draft Thread: No woman will touch me Checks out 
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:2023 NFL Draft Thread: No woman will touch me Write this on my tombstone. Yes, I know I just talked about my wife. STILL APPLIES!!!
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Grittybeard posted:Alright this is good, let's go Cris. This man is paid to know about football.
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Grittybeard posted:To be fair, or as fair as possible, he's not knocking Mahomes there, it's just 'well you don't have a backup QB and you need to spend a first round pick to replace Chad Henne.' The first part of that sentence makes sense but not the second part!
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Grittybeard posted:To be fair, or as fair as possible, he's not knocking Mahomes there, it's just 'well you don't have a backup QB and you need to spend a first round pick to replace Chad Henne.' Whoa there motherfucker
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bro how in the gently caress is Will Levis the straw that stirs this draft's drink apparently
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fast cars loose anus posted:bro how in the gently caress is Will Levis the straw that stirs this draft's drink apparently Grit. Hustle. Student of the game. Can’t keep him out of the weight room. It’s like having a coach ON the field.
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fast cars loose anus posted:bro how in the gently caress is Will Levis the straw that stirs this draft's drink apparently He's just this weeks' straw. It was Young just before because he separated himself, two weeks ago it was Richardson flying up draft boards, before that it was Stroud. It's a boring draft with about 10 good players in it and a bunch of just guys. They were always going to find something to make headlines.
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fast cars loose anus posted:bro how in the gently caress is Will Levis the straw that stirs this draft's drink apparently Because he's a lunch pail guy. First guy in, last guy out. A natural leader of men.
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BlindSite posted:He's just this weeks' straw. It was Young just before because he separated himself, two weeks ago it was Richardson flying up draft boards, before that it was Stroud. It's a boring draft with about 10 good players in it and a bunch of just guys. They were always going to find something to make headlines. I get that part that people will try to make anything stick but Will Levis is a distant 4th QB in this class at best, it's crazy. Richardson has him handily beat on the "if he can ever put it together his physical tools will make him incredible" side and the other two can actually play quarterback at a high level He should have, like, at best a 3rd round take a flyer grade and that's only because people will convince themselves he's a potential Josh Allen. I wouldn't waste a draft pick on him.
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fast cars loose anus posted:bro how in the gently caress is Will Levis the straw that stirs this draft's drink apparently Because there is too much time to fill between the superbowl and the draft
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fast cars loose anus posted:bro how in the gently caress is Will Levis the straw that stirs this draft's drink apparently the straw is twizzlers the drink is mayonnaise
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I will go on record that I think Will Levis will be a better NFL QB than Anthony Richardson. AR is a longer shot lottery ball with a higher upside but his floor is superbad.
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To be fair Will Levis has real Charlie Whitehurst "carry a clipboard forever" potential I guess
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Just as a heads up if you were to put in a prediction for the draft game you're currently guaranteed to at least place.
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Diva Cupcake posted:I will go on record that I think Will Levis will be a better NFL QB than Anthony Richardson. AR is a longer shot lottery ball with a higher upside but his floor is superbad. I also think this is true but that they will both be bad. I don’t think AR has the mental toughness to not completely collapse from mistakes. I watched it over and over in Gainesville. Just imagine this is Billy Beane in Moneyball asking if he’s a good hitter why doesn’t he hit good again and again and again while NFL scouts think he’s suddenly going to hit better against big league arms.
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Levis is the most AFC South prospect of all time.
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Be sure to draft the Imp Zone Wrestling FEderation, and watch Sudden Impact RIGHT NOW! https://twitch.tv/ritoru_demon
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time for roasted donut's annual draft quarterback thoughts post bryce young: definitely the best of the bunch, carolina might be a decent situation for him. hate him because he's a bammer but you go dude i guess cj stroud: if anyone could break the ohio state qb curse it's him, but uh, good luck dude lmao anthony richardson: bad at football in college, won't be any better in the pros will levis: this mother fucker couldn't beat out sean clifford in a camp battle. SEAN loving CLIFFORD. and people are out here wanting to spend a top 5 pick on him. any handful of people on this forum could run a draft better than most nfl gms hendon hooker: if i can't get bryce this is who i'm going for MAXSAW JIM DUGGAN: not very good qb that will be in the league forever as a backup. or make a quick change to coaching staff sleeper pick: uh clayton tune i guess. sean clifford: will have the immaculate ability to get signed as a 4th qb somewhere and cut before camp even starts
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I'm a dummy who doesn't know anything about anything, but I feel like all of the rhetoric about Anthony Richardson and Will Levis is exactly the same rhetoric as Malik Willis last year. What's the difference between them and Willis?
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Roasted Donut posted:time for roasted donut's annual draft quarterback thoughts post I can't really disagree with a lot of this
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