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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

theflyingexecutive posted:

crimpin aint easy

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

looks like second try on one of mine

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1642975494923759617?s=20

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/DeputyWarlock/status/1642600133807185922?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/0xgaut/status/1650867275103174660

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
on the one hand he may just be acting ironic, otoh this mf paid $8 for twitter blue

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

theflyingexecutive posted:

crimpin aint easy

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Kenny Logins posted:

on the one hand he may just be acting ironic, otoh this mf paid $8 for twitter blue

i think they're one of those doesn't-understand-hexadecimal 0xcrypto bros. it's probably not ironic

e: idk looks like they soured on crypto actually lol. if true i guess i cant really blame them

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 25, 2023

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

get stickbugged

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/memesbreakcore/status/1650950791618867200?s=20

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

is that the new plastic bag song?

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
https://mobile.twitter.com/lameypilled/status/1650874048006721537

The whole thread

Losing my poo poo at "we're not jedi"

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



lol @ elon avatar incel

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

jeebus bob posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/lameypilled/status/1650874048006721537

The whole thread

Losing my poo poo at "we're not jedi"

33yo old man "got laid" with a 19yo girl and they are currently "dating"

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

laserghost posted:

33yo old man "got laid" with a 19yo girl and they are currently "dating"

this scans with their hosed up expectations and ideas of women

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

laserghost posted:

33yo old man "got laid" with a 19yo girl and they are currently "dating"

he has the social maturity of a nineteen year old, does that count

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
i read "lebron retiring" as "lesbian retiring" and it made total sense in the context of their "community" being loving stupid as hell

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

i read "lebron retiring" as "lesbian retiring" and it made total sense in the context of their "community" being loving stupid as hell
i bet they find that the women that meet them seem to turn out to be "gold stars" more often than not

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1651330314906615814

:science:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


our greatest scientific minds at work

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://twitter.com/seevua/status/1651170141743501313?s=46&t=Mu6ngisnZlTkezPxh7sqCQ

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

laserghost posted:

33yo old man "got laid" with a 19yo girl and they are currently "dating"

good for them imo

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

cowboy beepboop posted:

good for them imo

nah

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


jeebus bob posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/lameypilled/status/1650874048006721537

The whole thread

Losing my poo poo at "we're not jedi"

isn't the "in" bit "involuntary"? lol, lmao

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


it’s not really involuntary they all just have caviar taste on a tuna budget

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Have you priced bluefin these days? I don't get the comparison

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

jesus WEP posted:

it’s not really involuntary they all just have caviar taste on a tuna budget

this reminds me of a dude who was mad i wasn’t attracted to him and tried to neg me years ago lol. he said something like “i’ve seen the kind of guys you go after and you’re not in their league”

which fair, but smart and funny will still make up for being ugly a nontrivial part of the time so why not shoot my shot

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


that's a weird neg because who on earth doesn't want to gently caress above their league???

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Look at this loser who wants to dick hot people. What a loving idiot

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I would simply gently caress my way up the ranks

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


you moron. you lack the skills necessary to succeed; instead suck me off because you can't do any better

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


look buddy, here at the dick sucking factory we're unionised and don't work for free. you want it you pay just like everybody else

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



mediaphage posted:

this reminds me of a dude who was mad i wasn’t attracted to him and tried to neg me years ago lol. he said something like “i’ve seen the kind of guys you go after and you’re not in their league”

which fair, but smart and funny will still make up for being ugly a nontrivial part of the time so why not shoot my shot

lol, isn't this a self-own on his part by admitting he's not in that league? it makes him sound pretty desperate

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1650961258437308442?t=Z2Um0UMSeYJ3f6wRIMCQ-Q&s=19

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Agile Vector posted:

lol, isn't this a self-own on his part by admitting he's not in that league? it makes him sound pretty desperate

more like him acknowledging reality i think

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
“look, let’s just talk turkey. I’m a big dumb ugly guy, plus I’m mean. on the other hand, I assume that you’d rather have sex with me than shoot for someone who is even marginally desirable. let’s do this”

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

laserghost posted:

33yo old man "got laid" with a 19yo girl and they are currently "dating"

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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

class exists more than ‘leagues’ do

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