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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

dont rape

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
lol

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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has anyone said pedophelon musk yet

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Filthy Hans posted:

has anyone said pedophelon musk yet

:hmmyes:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Today a coworker was saying that their Tesla has some kind of body panels around the wheels that loosen up when driving in the rain. "It's like a lego car, you have to snap some parts back on every once in a while."

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

drat good work with the dramastic line break

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1651421505195237376

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/apr/27/elon-musks-statements-could-be-deepfakes-tesla-defence-lawyers-tell-court

The attorneys for Huang’s family sought to depose Musk regarding recorded statements from 2016 in which he allegedly said: “A Model S and Model X, at this point, can drive autonomously with greater safety than a person. Right now.”

Tesla, however, opposed the request in court filings, arguing that Musk, the Tesla CEO, cannot recall details about the statement and questioning the authenticity of the recording.

“[Musk], like many public figures, is the subject of many ‘deepfake’ videos and audio recordings that purport to show him saying and doing things he never actually said or did,” Tesla said.

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

Lid posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/apr/27/elon-musks-statements-could-be-deepfakes-tesla-defence-lawyers-tell-court

The attorneys for Huang’s family sought to depose Musk regarding recorded statements from 2016 in which he allegedly said: “A Model S and Model X, at this point, can drive autonomously with greater safety than a person. Right now.”

Tesla, however, opposed the request in court filings, arguing that Musk, the Tesla CEO, cannot recall details about the statement and questioning the authenticity of the recording.

“[Musk], like many public figures, is the subject of many ‘deepfake’ videos and audio recordings that purport to show him saying and doing things he never actually said or did,” Tesla said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsixsRI-Sz4&t=4765s

this 720p60 video of an interview with kara swisher, uploaded by vox to youtube in 2016, which has 3.7 million views, might be a deep fake

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

shackleford posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsixsRI-Sz4&t=4765s

this 720p60 video of an interview with kara swisher, uploaded by vox to youtube in 2016, which has 3.7 million views, might be a deep fake

lmao

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Elon can't escape how Google has such powerful framing devices.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
That's a temporal AI deep fake. This is why Elon is trying to warn us about the evil AI!

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Lid posted:

Elon can't escape how Google has such powerful framing devices.

Watch him now to try to buy YouTube to get rid of the video, in what is commonly known as the "ElonJet" maneuver.

Or, more likely, to come up with his own video hosting service to make YouTube obsolete within 2 months, as part of X, the everything app.

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

elon is already hard at work taking down youtube because he started paying content creators on Twitter and gave them a bit the ability to write 10000 word screeds and upload movie length diatribes of them whining in their cars

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Lid posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/apr/27/elon-musks-statements-could-be-deepfakes-tesla-defence-lawyers-tell-court

The attorneys for Huang’s family sought to depose Musk regarding recorded statements from 2016 in which he allegedly said: “A Model S and Model X, at this point, can drive autonomously with greater safety than a person. Right now.”

Tesla, however, opposed the request in court filings, arguing that Musk, the Tesla CEO, cannot recall details about the statement and questioning the authenticity of the recording.

“[Musk], like many public figures, is the subject of many ‘deepfake’ videos and audio recordings that purport to show him saying and doing things he never actually said or did,” Tesla said.

100% a defense pushed by Elon against his lawyers objections :laffo:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



mcbexx posted:

Watch him now to try to buy YouTube to get rid of the video, in what is commonly known as the "ElonJet" maneuver.

Or, more likely, to come up with his own video hosting service to make YouTube obsolete within 2 months, as part of X, the everything app.

So an xvideos

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

I just had an awful vision of eln buying up porn sites and running them like twitter and recommendations for teslabot porn

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

DrPossum posted:

I just had an awful vision of eln buying up porn sites and running them like twitter and recommendations for teslabot porn
He would probably be hit by a rain of bullets, Alex Murphy style, by the end of week one. Turns out porn watchers are less patient to bullshit than your average journos.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Toplowtech posted:

He would probably be hit by a rain of bullets, Alex Murphy style, by the end of week one. Turns out porn watchers are less patient to bullshit than your average journos.

The true silent majority

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

DrPossum posted:

I just had an awful vision of eln buying up porn sites and running them like twitter and recommendations for teslabot porn

does this result in more or less incest porn?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

DrPossum posted:

I just had an awful vision of eln buying up porn sites and running them like twitter and recommendations for teslabot porn

suddenly very in love with the idea of his sycophants needing to beg him to create robo sex dolls because no one will gently caress them otherwise and Elon, sage as always, muttering “concerning” and only producing one prototype that castrated its only test pilot

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Animal Friend posted:

does this result in more or less incest porn?

oops all incest porn

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

DrPossum posted:

oops all incest porn

So no change then?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
I'd imagine it would be straighter and whiter incest

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

DrPossum posted:

I just had an awful vision of eln buying up porn sites and running them like twitter and recommendations for teslabot porn

lol bring it on

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Stepmom STUCK in burning Tesla wreck

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

That's hot

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000


king

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


A friend sent me a Twitter link about the crazy hail some of Texas got and gently caress any big tweet is basically unreadable. Scrolling to replies is just a sea of brain dead blue check marks attempting to make viral tweets with poo poo like “trans hail, I’m sure. Maybe we should have vaccinated the sky huh?” with basically no engagement but it’s all you’ll see unless you scroll for a minute to get past the smooth brain brigade

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



respect

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

epic fight

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

shackleford posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsixsRI-Sz4&t=4765s

this 720p60 video of an interview with kara swisher, uploaded by vox to youtube in 2016, which has 3.7 million views, might be a deep fake

that video is just deep state propaganda made by the cia and rachel maddow, the twitter files cover this

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


everything that makes me sound bad is a deepfake

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


DrPossum posted:

The true silent majority

cox populi

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



When a humiliation fetish is actually an uno reverse card.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Hmmmm. Get a Cybertruck?


Or This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTPFvxqPf4

The world of concept electric trucks/futuristic vehicles has already long left Tesla in the dust.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


It kinda looks like a 2/3rds scale Toyota FJ Cruiser. I like it

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

vehicles need downward sloping windglass.

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Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

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