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Wait, you're not interested in an EnVision Nexus Multimode Plate Reader? I thought it was a dishwasher at first lol
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Apr 28, 2023 15:40
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smellmycheese posted:I literally have no idea what Elon’s advertisers are trying to sell me these days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
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Apr 28, 2023 15:41
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What, don't you all do mass DNA assaying in your spare bedroom for your side hustle of CRISPR modification of model lab organisms?
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Apr 28, 2023 15:42
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it is tagged drug discovery, that's a meth easy bake oven isn't it.
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Apr 28, 2023 15:44
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smellmycheese posted:I literally have no idea what Elon’s advertisers are trying to sell me these days I can't imagine why this company would advertise this on Twitter. It's used to image cells and other small things in drug development, cancer research, etc. I see used ones for around $14,000, but even pre-owned most are "price inquire only". https://www.perkinelmer.com/library/cell-imaging-and-luminescence-based-cytotoxicity-analysis-using-the-ensight-multimode-plate-reader.html
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Apr 28, 2023 15:47
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Dirt cheap ads are dirt cheap ads.
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Apr 28, 2023 15:53
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working overtime to get #microplate trending  
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Apr 28, 2023 15:55
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Probably one of those black box advertising/SEO companies. "Don't worry about advertising! Let us worry about advertising!" Meanwhile your ad is running on Phub, an electronic billboard in Iowa, and Twitter.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:05
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You made other people search for it, so it successfully drove traffic. Job done.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:09
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So something awful is a more viable advertising platform than twitter?
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Apr 28, 2023 16:17
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The subforum headings probably give better targeting data for advertisers than whatever crap is being generated by Twitter now.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:21
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The Saddest Rhino posted:So something awful is a more viable advertising platform than twitter? kind of yeah? I've def bought things because I learned about them on SA. can't say the same for Twitter.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:22
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Gotta admit, Twitter did manage to get one rube to spend $44 billion dollars
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Apr 28, 2023 16:22
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Light Gun Man posted:kind of yeah? I've def bought things because I learned about them on SA. can't say the same for Twitter. Yeah but on the other hand that spine we all bought for Lowtax ended up being about as bad as an investment as Twitter.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:23
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Magnetic North posted:Yeah but on the other hand that spine we all bought for Lowtax ended up being about as bad as an investment as Twitter. posting online and feeling spine
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Apr 28, 2023 16:25
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https://twitter.com/esqueer_/status/1651968154317250560?s=61&t=rNtrpvscbteUHnEnX_SJeg He’s gonna have to jump over there to keep stalking Grimes.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:31
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More likely his lawyers have confiscated his phone before he says something libellous.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:35
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What are the chances we start seeing that Bluesky mentions or links to it or anything get blocked on Twitter today.?
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Apr 28, 2023 16:37
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Speedboat Jones posted:What are the chances we start seeing that Bluesky mentions or links to it or anything get blocked on Twitter today.? This is actually why he's probably quiet too busy watching the person tasked with making it make the code (you ever try and code with someone watching?)
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Apr 28, 2023 16:44
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smellmycheese posted:I literally have no idea what Elon’s advertisers are trying to sell me these days Here at PerkinElmer Life Sciences’s world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by PerkinElmer Life Sciences Software is PerkinElmer Life Sciences Automation’s "EnVision® Nexus™". Now, basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it’s produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that sidefumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus o-deltoid type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the ‘up’ end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescence score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The EnVision® Nexus™ has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of milford trenions. It’s available soon; wherever PerkinElmer Life Sciences products are sold.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:51
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goatface posted:More likely his lawyers have confiscated his phone before he says something libellous. Lol yea right sure “now” is the moment he starts taking advice No way jose He’s probably passed out after being strung out posting at 4am for three days straight
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Apr 28, 2023 16:53
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Ads for science equipment I can't afford and am not responsible for making purchasing decisions about are much better than ads for luxury homes and vacations I can't afford.
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Apr 28, 2023 16:56
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I bought one
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Apr 28, 2023 16:58
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pixaal posted:it is tagged drug discovery, that's a meth easy bake oven isn't it. Yup. It's for mom's shake & bake cook. And I helped!
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Apr 28, 2023 17:04
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Tiny Timbs posted:I bought one you're on a federal list now I mean, a different one than the SA users list we're already on
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Apr 28, 2023 17:13
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Slam Pajamas posted:Here at PerkinElmer Life Sciences’s world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by PerkinElmer Life Sciences Software is PerkinElmer Life Sciences Automation’s "EnVision® Nexus™". 
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Apr 28, 2023 17:15
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:I can't imagine why this company would advertise this on Twitter. It's used to image cells and other small things in drug development, cancer research, etc. I see used ones for around $14,000, but even pre-owned most are "price inquire only". I know why: loads of scientists use Twitter to talk to each other and share their work
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Apr 28, 2023 17:18
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Mr Scumbag posted:Dirt cheap ads are dirt cheap ads. Dirty ads done dirt cheap
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Apr 28, 2023 17:21
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holtemon posted:Wait, you're not interested in an EnVision Nexus Multimode Plate Reader? Lol at av Please make this the new mod Star
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Apr 28, 2023 17:22
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I find it wild that users on these forums, where there is presumably broad consensus that social media ought to be more strictly regulated, contort themselves into being cool with a new social media company’s user-unfriendly TOS. Also, Dorsey getting goodwill for being “not Musk” gives me real post-Trump “Bush Jr. wasn’t so bad” vibes.
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Apr 28, 2023 17:23
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Slam Pajamas posted:Here at PerkinElmer Life Sciences’s world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by PerkinElmer Life Sciences Software is PerkinElmer Life Sciences Automation’s "EnVision® Nexus™". 
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Apr 28, 2023 17:24
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What, you've never read technical sales literature before?
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Apr 28, 2023 17:25
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mobby_6kl posted:That doesn't work if there's videos on youtube from 2014 i've got tesla lawyers next line of argument: google's in on the conspiracy they hate elon musk because he's a danger somehow to their search and ads business. did you know you can just change values in a database for a video? youtube has also been letting bands update their old music video with 2K/4K/8K options without changing any other metadata. therefore they've been letting 100 subscriber youtubers upload elon musk videos and claim they're from 2014
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Strong Sauce posted:i've got tesla lawyers next line of argument: google's in on the conspiracy they hate elon musk because he's a danger somehow to their search and ads business. did you know you can just change values in a database for a video? youtube has also been letting bands update their old music video with 2K/4K/8K options without changing any other metadata. therefore they've been letting 100 subscriber youtubers upload elon musk videos and claim they're from 2014 I think you cracked it, Tesla's FSD (definitely coming by the end of the year) is a threat to Google's Waymo taxi thing
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Apr 28, 2023 17:32
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just a simple humble billionaire against the world
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Apr 28, 2023 17:37
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smellmycheese posted:I literally have no idea what Elon’s advertisers are trying to sell me these days Bookmarking this in case I ever do phenazepam or some other Russian RC.
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Apr 28, 2023 18:16
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Your honor, footage from yesterdays trial is obviously a deepfake, so everything should be strickened and forgotten about upto me standing up 10 seconds ago.
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Apr 28, 2023 18:44
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I just love the logic of "because my client's statements could be deepfakes we can't ask my client under oath if they actually made those statements."
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Your honor I think you'll find simulation theory is irrefutable so you can't belive anything that happens ergo this trial is pointless
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