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drk posted:hymenoptera_bites.png: spicy burning torture these also describe the experiences of drinking various IPAs
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Captain Toasted posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cw35PM1h15o Lol Dadassin over here jumping back into the hitman game
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drk posted:hymenoptera_bites.png: spicy burning torture The guy who developed this, Justin Schmidt, just died this past February. His whole thing was trying to get people to respect the defensive power of the sting by tying the feelings to relatable experiences, because memory and physical pain are all bojangled up in the neurons. The curse here is that we lost a true chaotic weirdo  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKCBMJPIhg
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Coyote Peterson is a loving lunatic. I mean that, I think there's something wrong with the guy. Also I bet the analytics on his videos look the same as porn; people just skipping right to the money shot. Just watch Wildboyz if you want to watch some guys with way more charisma get stung and bitten by animals.
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Mister Speaker posted:The only thing that I find particularly cursed about these CG 'live action animals' movies, and not just the Disney properties but even some commercials and nature documentaries now - bear with me because I'm poor at articulating this stuff... But I feel like at the rate we're destroying the planet and making species extinct, a few generations from now some of this content will be the only way people will be able to see lions, or cheetahs, or butterflies. I'm probably way off but the advent of hyper-realistic CG and the fact that it's being tested out with animals (even in BBC nature documentaries) instead of going out and actually getting the shot, just fills me with dread. in  thread a goon took a pic of a bird a few states north of it's normal subtropical range, back when it was ~82° for a few days there. wonder if tigers'll make it when siberia melts, the southern ones are surely hosed.madeintaipei posted:Vulture bees. They enter a corpse through the eyes and root around for the meat they prefer. Huh, the more you know. Altho there's apparently a lot of confusion about how they actually make the honey itself and if it's safe to eat or not. Wiki posted:As with many types of stingless bee, the vulture bee has strong, powerful mandibles, which it uses to tear off flesh. Vulture bees have been recorded as foraging from more than 75 different species of animal.[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEiRKpflgQA
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History Comes Inside! posted:you always have to race against them to bag it up or just throw it back in the trolley and bag it on the shame shelf away from the checkouts. Not in Finland. None of the customers were having any of that so they had to revert to proper check-outs instead of the poo poo German ones. LIFE HACK: Go to a Finnish Lidl.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Not in Finland. None of the customers were having any of that so they had to revert to proper check-outs instead of the poo poo German ones. I have a deep and abiding appreciation the Finnish people's unwillingness to take poo poo from nobody. Now kindly share some cursed Finn content so I don't feel weird over this.
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By popular demand posted:I have a deep and abiding appreciation the Finnish people's unwillingness to take poo poo from nobody. Our government for the next four years is gonna be about as far-right as is possible, how's that?
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Hey stingless bees are a gardeners friend even they might decide to build a hive in your meter box. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0hDVnuTrcM
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By popular demand posted:I have a deep and abiding appreciation the Finnish people's unwillingness to take poo poo from nobody.       BONUS: 
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Note that I said nothing in praise of your national tastes in holiday costumes.
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The stupidly fast checkout thing happened to me once in Greece. The cashier was swiping things faster than I could bag them up, I paid, and he moved on to the next customer and starting throwing their items onto my pile so I had to sort them out as well.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
*Breathes deeply* Ahh, that's the stuff. Good curses, fresh and zesty.
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Stoatbringer posted:The stupidly fast checkout thing happened to me once in Greece. The cashier was swiping things faster than I could bag them up, I paid, and he moved on to the next customer and starting throwing their items onto my pile so I had to sort them out as well. Greeced lightning
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
New crop of folk horror movies starting to get repetitive
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If you can't handle German Cashiers your bloodline is weak and you should seek death,for clearly you don't value the time given to you
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
It took me a minute to realise these aren't just AI generated pics of santa
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:If you can't handle German Cashiers your bloodline is weak and you should seek death,for clearly you don't value the time given to you The trick is to just carry a large bag or two so you can toss everything in there as fast as they can scan things. If you're buying more than that then you'd probably need to put them back in the trolley anyway
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:If you can't handle German Cashiers your bloodline is weak and you should seek death,for clearly you don't value the time given to you I struggle to carry armfuls of my purchases from the till as the German cashier sneers at me and whispers, under their breath: "erbärmlich..."
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Pre sort your groceries as you take them out. Heavy stuff first, then go lighter/more fragile. Frozen and cold together. Since the sorting and thinking are done ahead of time, all you have to do is shove the stuff in your bags as it comes down the belt. Emptying your cart all willy-nilly with cans, eggs and bread all shuffled together is for losers.
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My wife is a packing anarchist and gets visibly frustrated when I insist on reorganising the belt to introduce sensible options like “put the heavy poo poo on first so it can be bagged at the bottom and not crush the crushables”
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Well youre taking all that fun random factor out of it! 
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 Not just cancer. Turbo cancer.
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I wish I lived in a world where I'd actually be shocked that some rear end in a top hat is using the recent death of a person to promote harmful psuedo-science. 
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After YEARS of dealing with cancer it became turbo cancer. Kinda slow turbo.
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People who put their items on the conveyor belt like this will be first up against the wall when I'm in charge!
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Invalid Validation posted:After YEARS of dealing with cancer it became turbo cancer. Kinda slow turbo. Gradually, then suddenly.
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Invalid Validation posted:After YEARS of dealing with cancer it became turbo cancer. Kinda slow turbo. It just took a while to spool up. The covid vaccine was like hitting the NOS
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MrUnderbridge posted:Pre sort your groceries as you take them out. Heavy stuff first, then go lighter/more fragile. Frozen and cold together. As a German, this. This is der Weg.
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You can slow down the cashier in a lot of supermarkets by strategically placing stuff from the produce section last, because it has to be weighed. That usually buys you the few seconds you need to finish packing and be ready to pay immediately.
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Dave Syndrome posted:As a German, this. American here, but even in places where there's a bagger, or the cashier does it, it still saves time for them. I hate being behind people where the person bagging has to set up multiple bags because of the random way the customer unloaded their cart. That, and idiots who take a full cart into the self checkout.
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https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1651738909137575940?s=46&t=JXrw5HuxrTONHNUp-8TYkQ The curse is that apparently this guy is so used to women giving awkward terse answers while looking into the middle distance when he speaks that he gets flustered over how lifelike and responsive the digital lady is.
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The curse is the video isn't embedded properly and opens twitter so the tab was immediately closed and gently caress you op learn to post properly.
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It’s because the video is in the quoted tweet not the embedded tweet it’s tweetception
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Wait, is no one else gonna comment about the guy who said he only watches porn to see guys cum? That's weird, right? Especially if you are "straight" and watching straight porn. If it's gay porn, I can kinda see it, I guess. Or maybe if you are a woman, but I doubt that based on what women have told me they like in porn.
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