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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Then once you have a selection of suitably sized stones from around Scone, sit on them and see if you become a king.

I think this is called "building a castle"

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That would also be a better solution to the housing problem than Labour's proposal.

Medium density housing with a mix of shared and private space, centralized facilities for brewing and baking, sturdy construction with local materials.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ballista for keeping tories out.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
I'd never heard the Stone of Scone called :krad:THE STONE OF DESTINY:krad: before today.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/severincarrell/status/1651891684182044672
https://twitter.com/severincarrell/status/1651891691253637120

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/oneoneoneone/status/1651897393024057347?t=BbSKJWZ0JyRnEGuFDtU0xA&s=19

Normal man.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Red Bullingdon Club

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

escapegoat posted:

I'd never heard the Stone of Scone called :krad:THE STONE OF DESTINY:krad: before today.

In addition to the Sword of Mercy mentioned ITT one of the other coronation swords is The Sword of Temporal Justice.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Fuckin Hidetaka Miyazaki phoning it in rear end Country.

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

In addition to the Sword of Mercy mentioned ITT one of the other coronation swords is The Sword of Temporal Justice.

In the unlikely event anyone in this thread gets made a Lord (and even more unlikely event of them accepting), when they ask ‘of where’, say:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time,_Norway#:~:text=Time%20is%20a%20municipality%20in,the%20traditional%20district%20of%20J%E6ren.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Archbishop to newly crowned king inside the tent thing: Ahh,, hosed up little man. youre so hosed up, and nasty. everything, it sucks soooo bad. only you , thje most hosed up and nasty of guys, can make it suck less

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Yes we're trying to find people for the diversity quota, where are you from?

No, I mean where are you fr-

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016



Things are getting spicy between the wives of Cocaine Gove and Potatohead Bridgen

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Lol Gove like 'what're you saying gently caress me for'

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
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OwlFancier posted:

Ballista for keeping tories out.

Read this as Batista at first, got a :hmmyes: from me

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Give us back our stone of destiny you cunts

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

keep punching joe posted:

Give us back our stone of destiny you cunts

Typical of the kind of voice chat you find it todays MMO FPSs

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

mam said it's my turn on the destiny

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"You don't need one, we have swords of temporal justice back home."
The swords of temporal justice back home:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is there a sword of spritual justice? what can only kill ghosts and some bishops?

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf

OwlFancier posted:

Ballista for keeping sending tories out.

Fixed

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

For that you probably want a petrobolos, as tories probably wouldn't fit in a ballista and then you have a mess to clean.

contrary to popular belief you can throw anybody out of a petrobolos, not just peters.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that stone looks proper shite, i always thought it would be fancy :/

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Presumably it's very magic if it can bestow monarchy through the arse.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

keep punching joe posted:

Give us back our stone of destiny you cunts

I feel like by definition, it's the sort of thing where if you don't have it, you shouldn't.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

OwlFancier posted:

Presumably it's very magic if it can bestow monarchy through the arse.

:wrong:

UP BUM NO BABY :mcrappe:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

crispix posted:

:wrong:

UP BUM NO BABY :mcrappe:

Well, of course it doesn't confer babies, it confers royalty.

Why do you think gay men are called queens?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

so is the stone vertical when you sit on it?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

crispix posted:

that stone looks proper shite, i always thought it would be fancy :/

Wow get a load of this stone snob

If you want marble GO TO ITALY.

Back in my day we put up a drab sarsen lump and it worked just fine

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

crispix posted:

:wrong:

UP BUM NO BABY :mcrappe:

as Rose Cholmondley said to Prince William

Mano
Jul 11, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Is there a sword of spritual justice? what can only kill ghosts and some bishops?

yes no. IIRC temporal justice is things on earth, spiritual is religious/god etc. this goes back to who has which rights to judge which kind of crimes.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was working off the assumption that we have lords temporal and lords spiritual, so if we have a sword temporal for if the temporal lords get out of line, we should presumably have a sword spiritual in case the bishops do.

Also like, all swords are IMO swords of temporal justice.

Mano
Jul 11, 2012

might be a mace or a spear or something.

anyway, you're right that there is one:
https://www.rct.uk/collection/31729/the-sword-of-spiritual-justice

those two + mercy are used for the coronation

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

king has three arms confirmed

E: or is quite good at juggling

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Apr 28, 2023

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Florian Geyer had a sword that could kill bishops, but I don't think it was magical.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
How many chaos emeralds does the crown of state contain?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"My sword is a tool of temporal justice."

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

keep punching joe posted:

How many chaos emeralds does the crown of state contain?

Charlie chuckled. "You mean the Kohinoor?"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

"My sword is a tool of temporal justice."
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Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
Doktor, turn off my sweat inhibitors

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