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real hosed up week at work. i had to clean up vomit, poo poo, and blood in a 2-day span. the trifecta. thankful for my day off.
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Apr 28, 2023 19:29
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I can’t speak on racism and baseball because I’m a Braves’ fan.
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Apr 28, 2023 20:13
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The Stroker Ace posted:I can’t speak on racism and baseball because I’m a Braves’ fan. that’s right, 0 racism
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Apr 28, 2023 20:20
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Shard posted:Anyone else see this poo poo. I tried this when I was 9 and it was foul! What in the gently caress
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Apr 28, 2023 22:03
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Shard posted:Anyone else see this poo poo. I tried this when I was 9 and it was foul! commercials like this are probably why I did so many drugs, just chasing that party in a jug
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Apr 28, 2023 23:24
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Shard posted:Anyone else see this poo poo. I tried this when I was 9 and it was foul! Why is he calling for mom? Kool-Aif in milk is some latchkey kid poo poo. Mom is at work.
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Apr 28, 2023 23:31
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Shard posted:I still do it rules and is very faded my first ex wife burned it in a banishment ceremony.
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Apr 28, 2023 23:40
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WeaselWeaz posted:Why is he calling for mom? Kool-Aif in milk is some latchkey kid poo poo. Mom is at work. yeah for real. Let me just ruin the entire gallon of milk while mom is at work. I was a latchkey kid. I once set my garbage can on fire by accident. I also microwaved bacon. I can't believe I'm alive.
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Apr 28, 2023 23:50
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I took like half a tube of cookie dough, made a giant cookie, then tried to cook it by microwaving it on a metal baking sheet.
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Apr 29, 2023 00:42
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One time I tried to dry a shirt in the oven before school Not a latchkey kid, just a dumbass
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Apr 29, 2023 01:51
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Pissed on an electric fence and then immediately pissed on my face. Most of the dumb stuff I did as a kid involved either getting concussed, set on fire or electrocuted. It was like a weekly roulette.
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Apr 29, 2023 02:10
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I put my tongue on a chin-up bar on the playground during recess as a child in the dead of New York winter. Nobody saw me as I panicked with my tongue stuck to the metal. I pulled it off and left my skin on the bar as I swallowed my blood the rest of the day. I decided I’d just say I bit my tongue sledding down a hill but never had to because nobody ever asked about it.
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Apr 29, 2023 03:15
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I jumped off an abandoned fridge, caught my toes on the coils, smacked face first into the coils then fell crown first to the ground. Today I fell off an electric scooter into gravel at 15mph so some things never change.
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Apr 29, 2023 03:18
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I tried the tongue on a metal post thing in 2nd grade because I was skeptical. It worked. I was cautious enough that I only had a small part of my tongue on it so I pulled it off ..with only a minimal loss. I used to love sledding and then I used a snow tube and promptly met the electrical meter of a townhouse jaw first. I tried sledding again after that but the fear was inside me now so it wasn't the same
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Apr 29, 2023 03:34
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Penguin Patrol posted:real hosed up week at work. i had to clean up vomit, poo poo, and blood in a 2-day span. the trifecta. thankful for my day off. one time I had to use a half broken plywood stick from a movie banner to physically break apart a hardened monster turd that would not flush movie theaters are wild
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Apr 29, 2023 03:41
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oh dumb kid stuff??? I wasn't watching where I was running, ran full speed into a rope swing hanging from a branch and the resulting rope burn and bruise around my neck made it look like someone tried to hang me I've got other dumb stories of accidentally trying to destroy myself, but that one probably looked the most intense. The worst part was swinging around and falling flat on my back, knocking the wind out of me.
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Apr 29, 2023 03:43
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One time me and my friend were playing outside and we snuck into our neighbor's backyard and he had an alligator chained up to a tree with its mouth taped shut. We got close to it and it swung its tail and we high tailed it out of there and got stuck in a thorn bush. I was 6.
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Apr 29, 2023 03:56
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I had a giant stuffed animal walk around in my room. It freaked me out at first but they kept doing it so I complained the bear was taken away. I was 6. I didn’t think much about it until I saw AKIRA and wonder if maybe I saw that as a kid and it bled through.
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I was playing a mix of horse and darts with my step brother and thought up sitting upside down in a chair beneath the board. I threw it awkwardly up, it obviously bounced right of the board, and fell right back down into my ear like it was an earring. I always think about how I almost blinded myself that day.
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Apr 29, 2023 05:14
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My mom had a friend come visit with her kid when I was like 6 years old so of course we climbed up onto the garage roof and my sister dared me to jump off so of course of course I did. Was so excited that I did it that I raced inside to brag to my mom and her friend. They got excited about it... just not quite in the same way. A few years later I got up the guts to climb the giant rear end tree in my grandparents' backyard, got to the top and slipped and fell like 20 feet but "luckily" I hit several branches along the way which slowed me down till I hit one that was big enough that I got stuck on it, and lay there gasping and wheezing and kind of weirdly exhilarated at how close I came to dying (it was a really, really big loving tree!). Eventually I climbed down and went and told my grandma, who very sweetly told me not to climb the tree again because the birds that live in it would beat me up 
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Apr 29, 2023 07:16
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When I was like 12 I snapped my ankle falling off a roof holding a gun. I was so laser focused on not dropping the gun that I fell in pretty much the worst possible angle, so even though it was only around 10 feet I totally obliterated it. Didn't drop the gun though!
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:When I was like 12 I snapped my ankle falling off a roof holding a gun. I was so laser focused on not dropping the gun that I fell in pretty much the worst possible angle, so even though it was only around 10 feet I totally obliterated it. Didn't drop the gun though!
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Apr 29, 2023 07:43
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When I was 10 I cut my palm open with an x-acto knife at a summer science class and didn't want to bother anyone so I put a napkin on it and wrapped my hand in masking tape, and when I was 13 I got a gash in my thigh from a jagged bench at school and didn't want to bother anyone so I spent the rest of the day with my gym shirt wrapped around my leg, and when I was 15 I impaled my heel on an exposed framing nail in the backyard and didn't want to bother anyone so I hopped one-legged up the stairs into the bathroom so I could wash it out and put a bandaid on my foothole except the sound woke my mom up and it turned out I'd left a blood trail all the way through the house. Also as long as we're reliving childhood trauma I got grounded once because my brother threw a cat at me and it radicalized me as to the inadequacies of the justice system.
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Apr 29, 2023 07:53
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my brother once did a Cesaro-style big swing on me and let me go flying into the leg of a grand piano (not on purpose but still) No idea how my nose didn’t break or how I didn’t get a concussion; maybe I did, I’m pretty dumb
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Good morning. I'm making chili for the first time. I hope it comes out well. I wanted it a little thick so I added a little flour but the color doesn't look as good and I didn't chop the onions fine enough. So cooking lessons were learned today. I hope it tastes good though. Also I learned how to minc a clove of garlic and did that well so yay for youtube tutorials.
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jesus WEP posted:this is a metaphor for american politics lol you're not wrong
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I love making chili. My hot tip is to not worry about thickening it and just load it up with more ingredients because that'll do the job. Mushrooms, onions, peppers, celery, corn, carrots, pinto beans, kidney beans... Beans especially will help thicken it, but you can put anything you want in there. Chili is magic. My warm tip is to never add water. I just use a can or two of crushed tomatoes.
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I reccommend the diced tomato cans with the peppers in them. Don't drain. PLORP. But I'm not normal, so you do whatever you want.
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Thanks for the tips yall. It came out well but I think we can do better. It was fun cooking it! And I think I did better than this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0
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coconono posted:Don't drain. PLORP.
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I have to work today and tomorrow blah blah crap crap. I’m going to miss Spenser Strider pitching tomorrow.
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The Stroker Ace posted:I have to work today and tomorrow blah blah crap crap. I’m going to miss Spenser Strider pitching tomorrow. ill be hootin and hollerin at my tv for you
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Apr 29, 2023 18:45
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Currently getting yelled at because my sweet scooter wrecking skills were on display yesterday. The scooter is fine, I don’t see what the issue is.
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Shard posted:Thanks for the tips yall. It came out well but I think we can do better. It was fun cooking it! And I think I did better than this guy a big chili tip is to learn to use dried chilis. they're available in the mexican section of any supermarket, they're dirt cheap, and they keep basically forever. just rip off the tops and dump out the seeds, soak them in warm water till soft (about 15ish minutes depending on how warm the water is), blend till smooth, and dump them in. beats chili powder by a country mile.
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coconono posted:I reccommend the diced tomato cans with the peppers in them. Don't drain. PLORP. But I'm not normal, so you do whatever you want. Good tip, I do this with ground beef tacos as well and it works great
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Chili is a neverending experiment with what you love. It's a little like a marriage, I would say, having never been married but definitely having eaten chilis. You add a little spice, you think, "Ooh, that's a bit spicy!" So you add a little talcum powder. I don't think you should add talcum powder to marriages or chili but it suffices for my point. Which is to say I forget Good luck with the chili
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most chili recipes don’t have you reduce for long enough. Reducing is key imo. You don’t want meat soup. Nobody wants meat soup. I think my wife also uses corn starch as a cheat to thicken stuff up, works well. Gotta be a chore man today. Lawn. Anchoring furniture. Cleaning stuff. CHORES
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Having been married several times, I can assure you the secret is not more spice. It’s actually something sweet. Same applies to chili.
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