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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake


Kennel fucked around with this message at 19:45 on May 1, 2023

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Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Selachian posted:


Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 5/19-21/41





Maybe fruits have changed in the 80 years since this comic was made, but what is an orange core?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Bullpoo poo. I don't usually like to talk much about my personal life here, but I've been looking for a job for a while and have had poo poo luck. I know others who are in a similar situation. What the gently caress does Kelley and/or Parker know about finding a job in today's market?

Put it this way: I've heard a lot about the supposedly "hot" job market and I haven't personally seen much evidence of it.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 20:15 on May 1, 2023

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise: The Pupper Master



Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Hel posted:

Maybe fruits have changed in the 80 years since this comic was made, but what is an orange core?

I guess maybe the strand of pith that runs down from the stem, but yeah this is a pretty weird concept.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Bullpoo poo. I don't usually like to talk much about my personal life here, but I've been looking for a job for a while and have had poo poo luck. I know others who are in a similar situation. What the gently caress does Kelley and/or Parker know about finding a job in today's market?

Put it this way: I've heard a lot about the supposedly "hot" job market and I haven't personally seen much evidence of it.

That's because you're not fresh out of college with 30 years of experience.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Haraiso Days


Cthulhu and Girl

DC Money
Feb 24, 2007
I'm a fancy lad.

Powered Descent posted:

They were too beautiful for this world.

Slylock Fox

Look on the bright side, at least they aren't stuffing the apples with nitroglycerin and sand.
Huh, my solution was to use mass spectrometry to determine the ratio of carbon 13 to carbon 14, which would tell you whether the juice was produced by a C3 plant (apple) or C4 plant (sugarcane or corn). The bag of sugar is circumstantial evidence at best!

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

life has many doors

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

The Bear Has Become: Christian

















[sighs] no. let the coolguy die.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Crankshaft swings from lame, unfunny puns to 'oops....I forgot to tell a joke at all!".
I want to say that was a rerun from when that asteroid collision happened?

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The pets are doing yoga? Pets don't do yoga! How wacky!

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



:lol:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom



Just uh, letting unarmed prisoners run for their lives for the border, huh?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 8/21-23/50





Archie 4/3-5/47



Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Murdstone posted:

5*Jo6$@PXDopFDq

Mary Worth



The pets are doing yoga? Pets don't do yoga! How wacky!


When did the vet get an eye patch?

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Weembles posted:

When did the vet get an eye patch?

a couple strips back, they mentioned he got got by an angry cat. this is his villain origin story

Murdstone posted:


Mary Worth


Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

someone awful. posted:

a couple strips back, they mentioned he got got by an angry cat. this is his villain origin story

Ah I see.

Ever since Mary stopped meddling, I just skim over the strips with her in it.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Schwarzwald posted:

Well I hope he finds his work on Slylock Fox more engaging.

:golfclap:
Thank you.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Hagar the Horrible


Zits

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
We must be in the last month of the storyline because Mark Trail always gets extra lovely in the home stretch. "I don't have time to draw a flashlight or even keep a hat on model but what if my readers don't know what a bear is?" Also drat, literal weeks of magic bear living.

Green Intern posted:

Just uh, letting unarmed prisoners run for their lives for the border, huh?

A fascist state guarding their border? How absurd!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

everyone wear hats now posted:

The Creeps - Finale















And so at last, we must say happy trails to our pals The Creeps. God Speed Fellas!

Farewell, creeps and their unknown author!

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
I already miss The Creeps, glad it was posted again though.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Bullpoo poo. I don't usually like to talk much about my personal life here, but I've been looking for a job for a while and have had poo poo luck. I know others who are in a similar situation. What the gently caress does Kelley and/or Parker know about finding a job in today's market?

Put it this way: I've heard a lot about the supposedly "hot" job market and I haven't personally seen much evidence of it.

I strongly suspect that the "hot" job market is limited to specific sectors with specific skill sets along with a ton of gig work.


Crabgrass



Old School Peanuts (Apr 29, 1954)


Holy poo poo I think this might actually be Linus's first (internally) spoken line.


Calvin and Hobbes (May 13-14, 1993)





Big Nate



Blind Alley



Dunce

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Green Intern posted:

Just uh, letting unarmed prisoners run for their lives for the border, huh?
Whats one more bad decision for the pile?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



Gil Thorp



Home Free

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Green Intern posted:

Just uh, letting unarmed prisoners run for their lives for the border, huh?
No he got the key to the armory. The good prisoners will be armed.

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom


Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Farewell(again) Creeps, too good for this world.


1980 comics


Can we just shove everyone in this arc into a hole already? (I guess we can spare the teen since her only real crime is having the misfortune of being a teenager in Mary Worth)


https://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/1980?amount=50 posted:

$50 in 1980 is worth $183.15 today



Dick Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Computoon: Origins


Legends in the Heights

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse



Classic Arlo and Janis (May 29, 2001)


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Haifisch posted:

Can we just shove everyone in this arc into a hole already? (I guess we can spare the teen since her only real crime is having the misfortune of being a teenager in Mary Worth)
Prepare for a new low. I took a look at the Sunday strips and, well,

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Jan. 13, 1957)

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Angular Cyrus posted:

Prepare for a new low. I took a look at the Sunday strips and, well,


Gross.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
What the hell is going on in 1980s Mary Worth

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mr. Squishy posted:

What the hell is going on in 1980s Mary Worth

The 70s were a libertarian paradise of free flowing cocaine and questioning of the age of consent.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Prince Val without the bangs is... Unnerving.

Also, Kelly can go to hell and then some.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 5/1/03



Paragraph 42, of course.

Brenda Starr 11/23-25/50





The lighter side of abusing the servants!

Smokey Stover 5/30/54



Everyday Movies 5/14/36



"I don't see why Mae bothers with Mr. Beagle. He never gets any phone calls from girls."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 5/22-24/41



ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise: The Pupper Master


Chief Tarrant basically ordering agent Maude Tiller to fling herself at Willie Garvin

Not that she's entirely opposed to the idea, it seems, but still rather, uh...

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

This Scarlet O’Neil plot heavily revolves around nobody buying an orange and then immediately trying to eat it.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J








The knuckle thing is great. Someone taught it to me in elementary school and I never even bothered trying to learn the rhyme.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

riderchop posted:

Heathcliff


I don't always appreciate Heathcliff's weirdness, but :lol: at the absurdity of this one.


Angular Cyrus posted:

Prepare for a new low. I took a look at the Sunday strips and, well,


"Help me bone both you and your mother, child."

If this storyline isn't the rumored one where Mary Worth meddles by way of a flamethrower, this sucks.


Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Jan. 13, 1957)


lol, so, that's why he has the hairdo?

(poo poo, I have the same hairline)

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