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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/user84829272/status/1651366022237003776?t=KvHZREqdew3xCf7iPnTMLA&s=19

Girl let him starve

Killingyouguy! fucked around with this message at 23:10 on May 1, 2023

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nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

The gently caress. Why do people marry toddlers

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
I like how he’s waiting in his widdle bwankie

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

King Carnivore posted:

I like how he’s waiting in his widdle bwankie

I'd love to be served nachos while chilling under my blanky

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I hate that man so much.

Also he looks way too much like a friend of mine.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
If that is all true then that man is already dead he just does not know it

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol my wife serves me dinner whenever I'm working late. However, I try to cook at least 50% of the meals.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Salmon is gross though I’d definitely prefer the nachos

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

might be educational to just refuse to cook once or twice a week. he'd probably just go get taco bell though.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

If I don't dress him he'll go to work naked.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Cocaine Bear posted:

he'll go to work .

Lol

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
This is reminding me of the story of Kurt Gödel. He was very smart but also stupid.

quote:

Later in his life, Gödel suffered periods of mental instability and illness. Following the assassination of his close friend Moritz Schlick,[34] Gödel developed an obsessive fear of being poisoned, and would eat only food prepared by his wife Adele. Adele was hospitalized beginning in late 1977, and in her absence Gödel refused to eat;[35] he weighed 29 kilograms (65 lb) when he died of "malnutrition and inanition caused by personality disturbance" in Princeton Hospital on January 14, 1978.[36]

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
Hey hey, I'm here to brighten the mood!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNmnuATQQdk

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Maybe her dinner blows

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Why do bash “lovely” husbands for not eating their wife’s dinners but we never question if the dinner has bad vibes? Or if it’s just unpleasant to eat?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i'm just asking questions

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Blue Moonlight posted:

Why do bash “lovely” husbands for not eating their wife’s dinners but we never question if the dinner has bad vibes? Or if it’s just unpleasant to eat?

It's totally possible that any meal you don't eat could like grow up to save the world or something.

How would it feel knowing you ate the pizza that could of saved the planet if only you hadn't been so greedy/not wanting to die of malnutritiony?

Bad, that's how you'd feel! and not dying of malnutrition you'd actually be alive to feel bad, which would make it even worse!!!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

So now we know what came of Calvin and Susie.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


My ex actually banned me from cooking in the kitchen as she thought of it as her 'place' which was super duper weird and caused arguments. The flip side was she refused to use the BBQ as that was mine. People be weird as gently caress. Coudn't even make a toasted cheese sandwich without her fussing over me.

Other neuro issues combined with that petty poo poo is why shes prefixed with an ex.

I like food, you like food, lets cook food together!

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Humphreys posted:

My ex actually banned me from cooking in the kitchen as she thought of it as her 'place' which was super duper weird and caused arguments. The flip side was she refused to use the BBQ as that was mine. People be weird as gently caress. Coudn't even make a toasted cheese sandwich without her fussing over me.

Other neuro issues combined with that petty poo poo is why shes prefixed with an ex.

I like food, you like food, lets cook food together!

Had our first BBQ of the year and spent a good time repeatedly flipping food with my daughter, after I explained that "I don't have a good reason for it, but usually you only see men doing the BBQing. But that's silly so grab that spatula"

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Blue Moonlight posted:

Why do bash “lovely” husbands for not eating their wife’s dinners but we never question if the dinner has bad vibes? Or if it’s just unpleasant to eat?

It's ok bud, I got the reference. :gbsmith:

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

problt wets his blanket if he dont get food in his tummy NOW

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Dude looks like a Peanuts character

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

Dude looks like a Peanuts character

Sheldon IRL.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Is the unsaid part there that she made a salmon dinner that her husband didn’t like, so she made nachos and put the salmon on the nachos? I think there’s an extra curse of man-baby there not being able to handle new flavors outside of the safety of the nacho zone.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Blue Moonlight posted:

Why do bash “lovely” husbands for not eating their wife’s dinners but we never question if the dinner has bad vibes? Or if it’s just unpleasant to eat?

Yeah we pretty much assumed the dinner just wasn't good until we got a look at the husband

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/hholTMu.mp4
New York City

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

LawfulWaffle posted:

Is the unsaid part there that she made a salmon dinner that her husband didn’t like, so she made nachos and put the salmon on the nachos? I think there’s an extra curse of man-baby there not being able to handle new flavors outside of the safety of the nacho zone.

Getting my husband to eat a celery stalk by hiding it in a piece of cheese

Holding his jaws shut and massaging his throat before he notices

*ah poo poo* he spat it up, gotta try again in 30 minutes when he's forgotten

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Have some blursed:

https://i.imgur.com/bXUckFU.mp4

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

"Live to die, die to live."

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

Holy poo poo I am loving wheezing


Edit: weekend lounge wear

Aperture Priority fucked around with this message at 16:54 on May 2, 2023

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

I was trying to remember Burt Young's name and came across this most vile of curses. Every now and then someone (like me) will come along and post a curse that should be kept concealed, but you know you are gonna click on it. This is one of them. Please dont click on this

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Clicked the link thinking I was in the bad and weird houses thread.

Well I mean it certain counts as a bad house I guess. :(

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

LawfulWaffle posted:

Is the unsaid part there that she made a salmon dinner that her husband didn’t like, so she made nachos and put the salmon on the nachos? I think there’s an extra curse of man-baby there not being able to handle new flavors outside of the safety of the nacho zone.

Picture if will, a door. You unlock this door with the taco of understanding. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of meats, a dimension of cheeses, a dimension of beans. You’re moving into a flavor-country of both guac and salsa, of sour-cream and fire-sauce. You’ve just crossed over into… the Nacho Zone.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

This is the future liberals want

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/gazpachomachine/status/1653430594049540097?t=W8DsulI_Ol7c6v7S7j-kKw&s=19

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

codo27 posted:

Please dont click on this

Wikipedia posted:

In accordance with Austrian law, his criminal record was expunged after 15 years.

Wikipedia posted:

The move to a regular prison means that Fritzl, who received a life sentence, will be eligible for parole in 2023, having served the initial 15 years of his sentence.

Jesus Christ.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hah I didn't click on it, but these context clues lead me to believe those are pics of Fritzl's family rape dungeon. Austria in the 2000's I believe?

Looks like I made the right choice

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