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SyNack Sassimov posted:Pictured: not Rationale Great, now he's going to spend three thousand dollars on a dozen second hand weird dough funnels.
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We hotshot restaurateurs call them depositors E: cleaning (disassembling) my disgusting bun divider a little more today Rationale fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Apr 29, 2023 |
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Apr 29, 2023 13:32
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Rationale posted:E: cleaning my disgusting bun divider a little more today ... Your what? 
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Apr 29, 2023 21:54
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I think that’s about as far as I need to go
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Apr 29, 2023 22:13
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Rationale posted:I think that’s about as far as I need to go It’s really not too bad. Putting it together tho idk lol
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I need to figure out how to use the bun divider to make a lean and hydrated raised ring because three dollars is too much for a lot of people E: just need to make 20k off that disgusting piece of poo poo and then I’ll have machines to do all my work! Rationale fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Apr 30, 2023 |
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Apr 30, 2023 02:22
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Volmarias posted:... Your what? Bun divider, also known as a donussy. 
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Apr 30, 2023 05:31
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Rationale posted:E: just need to make 20k off that disgusting piece of poo poo and then I’ll have machines to do all my work!
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May 1, 2023 15:51
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Rationale posted:I need to figure out how to use the bun divider to make a lean and hydrated raised ring lobsterminator posted:Bun divider, also known as a donussy. God bless you OP
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Getting laid off Friday get ready for your hole pics E: Gonna reassemble the bun divider, buy the proofer and the filler, move a fridge, and my garage can then make doughnuts real fast. Mean time I’ll do a big batch of something for goons to drag me about Rationale fucked around with this message at 21:31 on May 1, 2023 |
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May 1, 2023 21:16
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Rationale posted:Getting laid off Friday God yes. This whole "working your job that pays you well" thing really sucks for my internet content
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May 1, 2023 21:25
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Gonna put on my helmet and goggles for this
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Sorry you're getting laid off, excited for some donuts tho
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cinnamon rollout posted:Sorry you're getting laid off, excited for some donuts tho
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Big boss asked if I’d stay They offered clean layoffs because they were cutting from 5x10 to 4x10 I wanted one because it’s springtime and I’m rutting like a moose, like, flapping critters around with my teeth He said he can probably milk it until august Unemployment is like $650 Should I ask for something? Does he have anything to offer if they’re scaling back?
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Rationale posted:Big boss asked if I’d stay Ask for a donut
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Volmarias posted:Ask for a donut
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May 3, 2023 00:58
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if you do cash only for you donuts you don't have to report it to the unemployment people. You can but the system is robbing you, might as do as done to.
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May 3, 2023 01:26
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No tracks no tax baybee I’ll ask for $6 and stay either way Ordered a mini donut dropper to feel better about being a wage slave Also a 9mm Sorry goons
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Shooting holes into your donuts. Hell yeah.
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Rationale posted:Big boss asked if I’d stay I'm trying to parse these metaphors. I thought you were some kind of plumber, but now I'm pretty sure you're an ambitious, powerful sex worker. I'm not sure how the guns and donuts fit into this paradigm
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Thread Title posted:Will I make donuts and coffee Elephanthead posted:Probably not.
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litany of gulps posted:I'm not sure how the guns and donuts fit into this paradigm Maybe they're a police officer.
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litany of gulps posted:I'm trying to parse these metaphors. I thought you were some kind of plumber, but now I'm pretty sure you're an ambitious, powerful sex worker. I'm not sure how the guns and donuts fit into this paradigm Whatever he's doing seems pipe is involved somehow. Maybe that's why he's focused on filled donuts he's got to pipe the jelly in or whatever, & not sure the gun connection.
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Had some savory donuts at an Indian wedding two? Years ago and they were delicious even to my hard h white palate
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Rationale posted:No tracks no tax baybee Dog a restaurant requires ambition and vision. If you’re still hmming and hawing over your last job stop spending money on tools. Food can give back to you but if you’re not on top of the bull you’re under it’s horns.
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I got the tude now posted:Dog a restaurant requires ambition and vision. If you’re still hmming and hawing over your last job stop spending money on tools. Food can give back to you but if you’re not on top of the bull you’re under it’s horns. nice tude i can see why you have it
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Someone come torque this for me please and thanks
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Never mind I figured it out
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I got the tude now posted:Dog a restaurant requires ambition and vision. If you’re still hmming and hawing over your last job stop spending money on tools. Food can give back to you but if you’re not on top of the bull you’re under it’s horns. Give me $200k so I can stop hitting pinches in the trades and start losing my rear end at what you do
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Rationale posted:Give me $200k so I can stop hitting pinches in the trades and start losing my rear end at what you do Maybe make some donuts first, youve made like 3 saleable donuts in 6 months
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May 3, 2023 19:58
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How many donuts per month will it take for you to give me $200k
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Rationale posted:How many donuts per month will it take for you to give me $200k Man, this is BFC, no one is giving you anything! There isn't any "goon fund" here lol. You need a business plan for the bank. Maybe bringing some tasty donuts along for the loan officer will help, but prolly not.
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Rationale posted:How many donuts per month will it take for you to give me $200k If you sell or lease your property, that might get you a fair way there.
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Rationale posted:How many donuts per month will it take for you to give me $200k I can probably muster a $200k loan if the following things are true: - paid through future receivables on TBD contract terms, made via daily payments starting 1 months after contract signing - 3 month history of selling donuts for $3/ea on average with food costs of $1 or less (or 30% food costs on other items, with an average transaction value of >$5) - average 25k donuts (or >$5 transactions)/month over the same 3 month period EDIT: I recall you mentioning $3 donuts and 36 seconds/transaction at some point, so that'd be 1000 customers per 10 hour day. The 30% food cost is a pretty standard metric and lower than other estimates you've made. So by your own math this is achievable with some comfort room. theory != reality, you don't know what youre doing and you refuse to take the steps needed to get real numbers EDIT2: By these numbers you'd be doing revenue thats roughly 1.5x the average dunkin donuts which has a huge brand, above average takt times, is open >15 hours per day and does ~$6/transaction on average. So by comparison to that your volume numbers seem unrealistic. CarForumPoster fucked around with this message at 20:24 on May 3, 2023 |
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yeah this is BFC, you're not getting 200k from me. But given bulk price discounts & a little googling of donut prices, if you've got a volume of like half a million donuts produced regularly, you probably could work up a good business plan & get 200k to support that.
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I know nobody’s paying my way just like I knew nobody was coming to tighten those bolts. Once it’s making $800 a day what do I need a loan for?
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Goon: "This is my business plan!" <pic of rat feces> Other goons: "seems unlikely, friendo" Goon: "oh yeah?!?! Well if you're SO SMART, why don't you GIVE ME LOADS OF MONEY" Other goons: "..." Goon: "hah I knew it, losers, you'll be crying when I'm rich"
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Leperflesh posted:Goon: "This is my business plan!" <pic of rat feces> Yea this kinda sums it up. I am pretty sure I can find the money if he can actually sell some donuts. That he doesnt know why he may need operating capital if he's already operating is not helping his case tho. CarForumPoster fucked around with this message at 21:10 on May 3, 2023 |
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I’m working a lovely long hours job wishing I was a baker instead actually But I was mainly speaking to tude who said I’d better either quit my job and fry dough or give it up Rationale fucked around with this message at 20:35 on May 3, 2023 |
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