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Is that Starfleet headdress given to Nog basically a standard issue codpiece?
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# ? May 1, 2023 10:07 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 13:01 |
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somebody should write an official starfleet policy for issuing protective gear to personnel with exotic genetalia
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# ? May 1, 2023 15:22 |
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Clark Nova posted:somebody should write an official starfleet policy for issuing protective gear to personnel with exotic genetalia Knee pads.
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# ? May 1, 2023 15:44 |
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Lowen SoDium posted:Knee pads.
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# ? May 1, 2023 15:57 |
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https://i.imgur.com/2V68fzP.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/5Xa1POS.mp4
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# ? May 3, 2023 01:37 |
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Goatse is actually an ancient Talaxian art
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# ? May 3, 2023 05:21 |
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Yeah they're performers, those ones
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# ? May 3, 2023 13:37 |
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https://i.imgur.com/9izFm4P.mp4
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# ? May 3, 2023 16:03 |
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I always liked the design of those pistols.
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# ? May 3, 2023 16:20 |
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The prop gun's nice looking too.
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:33 |
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So was any of Picard worth watching I kinda zoned out for the last few months
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:36 |
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Danaru posted:So was any of Picard worth watching I kinda zoned out for the last few months Absolutely not
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:37 |
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a lot of people liked the first 4 episodes, could try those
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:38 |
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Danaru posted:So was any of Picard worth watching I kinda zoned out for the last few months First four episodes of Season 3 are decent. Just pretend it was a little self-contained 2-parter episode that ran weirdly 2 hours long and don't worry about anything else.
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:38 |
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I watched the first season and swore it off then, I was then convinced to watch the very last episode of the most recent season and it was like gargling salted piss while being lost in the desert There's no science fiction in this story, no wider issues or themes examined, and it doesn't even come off as a fun romp because it's so stupid and contrived and laser focused on reminding you of better shows
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:44 |
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Do not listen to the people saying parts were decent. None of it was.
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:44 |
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https://youtu.be/r2AZ84ULhE8
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:46 |
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Danaru posted:So was any of Picard worth watching I kinda zoned out for the last few months https://twitter.com/gwenxyz/status/1649528935586070529?t=9fd78vGNihMQVxo0Vz1eIA&s=19
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:49 |
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... did they really just rip off the Death Star II core attack and call it done. The Enterprise D isn't a Starfighter or the Falcon, Terry. It's a bigass ship that maneuvers like a brick on a good day.
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:04 |
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I want to see a Titanic remake where it's blasting through an impossible series of icebergs at 200 miles an hour while some guy frantically spins that wooden wheel back and forth
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:08 |
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nine-gear crow posted:First four episodes of Season 3 are decent. Just pretend it was a little self-contained 2-parter episode that ran weirdly 2 hours long and don't worry about anything else. Probably doesn't take much to pretend that the asteroid destroys the Shrike and thus the whole villain plot. The cast takes Bev's reappearance to hang out, and Geordi shows them what he's been working on in the shop. Can even put in a Captain's log montage with Riker saying that Beverly found a way to detect the remnant infiltrators.
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:16 |
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:17 |
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is that he-man pew pew sound in the actual episode?
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:29 |
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Danaru posted:So was any of Picard worth watching I kinda zoned out for the last few months Hell loving no
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:33 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:... did they really just rip off the Death Star II core attack and call it done. fwiw apparently the entire production team and writers room went "Terry, please don't do this." and Terry replied "No." So they were forced to do it.
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:38 |
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There was an inkling of an interesting idea there to do something interesting with the Ent-D being a museum piece made out of 50% structurally compromised starship hull, forced to kick some rear end one last time to save the day as the bolts and band aids holding the saucer section together come apart due to the strain of having to do literally anything It was right there. It was right there, Terry But no instead it was just a grown man bashing his old action figures together for 20 minutes, complete with the guy making all the sound effects and doing all the character's voices and using cuss words he isn't old enough to quite understand the context and meaning of yet
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:46 |
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The Enterprise D is a luxurious command cruiser; it would only take 3 X-Wings equipped with proton torpedoes to take it out. You're loving up, Terry.
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:17 |
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Tighclops posted:There was an inkling of an interesting idea there to do something interesting with the Ent-D being a museum piece made out of 50% structurally compromised starship hull, forced to kick some rear end one last time to save the day as the bolts and band aids holding the saucer section together come apart due to the strain of having to do literally anything If the season ended with the aged, past her time, died violently once already, held together with space duct tape Enterprise-D literally flying apart at the seams in a final heroic sacrifice to save the Federation, every single person who cried and clapped and cummed over the "best Star Trek ever" would have instantly turned on the season and wrote it off as the worst piece of Trek media ever because it raped their childhoods and something something just shove in all the screamcrying over The Last Jedi and how Luke's heroic sacrifice and death somehow ruined his character forever. People don't want actual storytelling, they want all the pop culture boo boos on their brains kissed and made better by mommy.
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:19 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:... did they really just rip off the Death Star II core attack and call it done. they sure loving did, without a hint of apparent shame nine-gear crow posted:fwiw apparently the entire production team and writers room went "Terry, please don't do this." and Terry replied "No." So they were forced to do it. wow where'd you hear that
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:40 |
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So exactly how much of Return of the Jedi did they rip off? Were there Ewoks? Please tell me there were Ewoks. Edit: Borgified Ewoks count. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 03:58 on May 4, 2023 |
# ? May 4, 2023 03:53 |
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nine-gear crow posted:fwiw apparently the entire production team and writers room went "Terry, please don't do this." and Terry replied "No." So they were forced to do it. I can picture the meeting for the Enterprise G in my head. "I have an Enterprise I want to do" "We already have one though"? "I hate that one blow it up so we can use mine" "But the next one is already planned"! "Ugh... fine... blow that one up too then, so we can use mine"! "But the letters"? "There's still plenty left"
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:59 |
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I've brought you something wonderful https://twitter.com/AdaBeez/status/1653935901477838849?s=20
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:00 |
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The slaloming through the Borg supercube is a job for the battle bridge and a saucer separation. But then it would just be the bit of the Enterprise that isn't actually the Enterprise and the whole point was to get them nostalgia hits of the crew being back on the main bridge. Also, "Why am I sensing enjoyment?" is so drat dumb and forced and off character and people seem to love it. A simple fix would be to just make it "I'm sensing enjoyment."
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:18 |
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Kesper North posted:they sure loving did, without a hint of apparent shame Timby over in the TVIV threads has been dropping all sorts of deets from his connections inside the Modern Trek production world, and one of them was that the Enterprise's Death Star II run was all Terry's idea and he got in a literal shouting match with the writers room over it, then went behind their backs and pitched the idea directly to Alex Kurtzman and Kurtz went "Sounds awesome, Tony, I love it. Lock it in. ...Wait, WHO are you again?" And Terry went back to the writers room and was like "Suck my dick, plebs. ENTERPRISE-COASTER GOOOOOO!" and then ran around the room making whooshing noises or so I imagine at least.
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:24 |
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Kesper North posted:I've brought you something wonderful Oh my god
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:43 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Timby over in the TVIV threads has been dropping all sorts of deets from his connections inside the Modern Trek production world, and one of them was that the Enterprise's Death Star II run was all Terry's idea and he got in a literal shouting match with the writers room over it, then went behind their backs and pitched the idea directly to Alex Kurtzman and Kurtz went "Sounds awesome, Tony, I love it. Lock it in. ...Wait, WHO are you again?" And Terry went back to the writers room and was like "Suck my dick, plebs. ENTERPRISE-COASTER GOOOOOO!" and then ran around the room making whooshing noises or so I imagine at least. nice, i've been a little out of touch, thanks
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:50 |
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Even if they were going to do a Death Star run they could've at least animated the ship as a massive thing struggling to make turns and tokyo drifting round corners. gently caress even in Star Trek Online the Galaxy drifts and slides when you try to be maneuverable and feels massive because of it.
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:53 |
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MikeJF posted:Even if they were going to do a Death Star run they could've at least animated the ship as a massive thing struggling to make turns and tokyo drifting round corners. Hell, if you want to rip off something, the final battle in Battlestar Galactica's right there - Ram the saucer in to the cube while the shields get all shimmery and phasers fire randomly, go in on foot through Ten-Forward for nostalgia-bate, back out and run for it.
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# ? May 4, 2023 06:05 |
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Tighclops posted:if you post in all trek threads simultaneously you become a lizard and you have to have lizard babies with the other lizard posters Oh yeah, just watch me.
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# ? May 4, 2023 06:07 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 13:01 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hell, if you want to rip off something, the final battle in Battlestar Galactica's right there - Ram the saucer in to the cube while the shields get all shimmery and phasers fire randomly, go in on foot through Ten-Forward for nostalgia-bate, back out and run for it. Ram a fleet of distracting shuttles out through the main shuttlebay door without even opening it. Come to think of it, one of my biggest gripes with Picard S3 is that they bought back the Ent-D in CG and didn't even have the decency to give us a shot of shuttlebay one.
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# ? May 4, 2023 06:07 |