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Rationale posted:Sorry goons If you bail people should applaud your good sense. They won't, because concern trolling isn't born out of actual concern. I still think you should buy toys and play around, and if you find yourself with extra time and energy sure see if inspiration strikes. But don't quit a good job, and definitely don't take out a loan without a really solid plan.
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I don’t think he really needs encouragement to buy more toys
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May 3, 2023 20:45
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You know how squidward sucked at clarinet? But he was a huge snob about it?
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Rationale posted:I’m working a lovely long hours job wishing I was a baker instead actually quote:Goon: "This is my business plan!" <pic of rat feces>
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May 3, 2023 21:08
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You’re going to give me 200k if I hit those metrics?
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Rationale posted:You’re going to give me 200k if I hit those metrics? Loan as a merchant service agreement and it'd probably come from me and friends or other investors but that is possible, yea. If you make a donut business better than dunkin donuts I'm interested in giving you money. CarForumPoster fucked around with this message at 21:22 on May 3, 2023 |
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May 3, 2023 21:18
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Oh a loan if I were gonna get a loan I’d have a business plan
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May 3, 2023 21:20
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Rationale posted:Oh a loan if I were gonna get a loan I’d have a business plan If you can pull off the metrics I quoted in a declining market in Ohio I think you'll find that plenty of people will invest for equity if you ask in the right way. The challenge is getting that 3 months of operational success.
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May 3, 2023 21:23
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You’re giving me the creeps Pic is where I’m crawling to buy me a bakery Rather than walking into a bank
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Rationale posted:You’re giving me the creeps Pictured: the site of a donut business that shall be more successful than dunkin, & without any business planning.
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I really need to find a grease hood but first I’ll go to community college and learn excel E: Let’s get down to business And fry tasty buns Rationale fucked around with this message at 22:20 on May 3, 2023 |
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Rationale posted:I really need to find a grease hood but first I’ll go to community college and learn excel All business owners need to have a certain amount of spreadsheet geek in them, or at least know how it works. How do you think payroll gets out on time with the correct taxes paid out? How do you think they calculate the cost to make whatever goods they're making and what they should be sold for? It's not just done by magic.
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blackmet posted:How do you think payroll gets out on time with the correct taxes paid out? Rippling just fucks it up for me.
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so the stuff youve been cleaning is all the auction stuff? or was it stuff that came with the building?
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Some auction some marketplace The building was tv repair until flat screens changed tv repair
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Rationale posted:I really need to find a grease hood but first I’ll go to community college and learn excel Last time a goon needed a grease hood Christmas was ruined.
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Spreadsheets are also his you update your formulas in real time so you don’t have to do the same math every day. Very important skill
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just a reminder that experienced restaurateurs with multiple openings under their belt, using an established formula, still require at least a year of runway (and often more) before a location is revenue neutral (and sometimes even they can't make it work, the restaurant business is like that) if your job is not secure, and if you have dependents that at least in part rely on your income, please, please do not put more time and money into this shop. get your baking fix at home, with the stuff you already have. sell it at local farmers markets, or swap meets, or outside of church, or through instagram. build up your local brand and your intuitive understanding of the cost of sales if you refuse to write it up before hand. or gently caress if baking is your passion, and you must have it be your day job, get a job at a bakery for a year or two before opening your own operation. this is going from funny to depressing
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This isn’t about your feelings this is about living vicariously through me when I’m having fun and flinging poo poo like chimpanzees when I’m not
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I just found this thread and it’s a little confusing, but hell, bookmarked
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I just want some pictures of some god dang donuts, preferably made by the op
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I think this weekend I’ll try medu vada and then some box cake mix I don’t have high hopes for either one but I’m posting for a roasting either way
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Yay, manic-posting and pictures of garbage! I love this time of the OP's mood disorder, so punchy and nonsensical. Demanding money from a pastry chef because he gave you advice is novel
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May 4, 2023 13:01
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It’s not a mood disorder it’s ambition and vision
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Snowy posted:I just found this thread and it’s a little confusing, but hell, bookmarked There’s funny content Just don’t expect anything to actually happen.
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Do you want pipefitter content? That’s about all I’m doing lately.
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The one thing rationale will never do is make a donut. He will do all the other stuff though maybe
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Rationale posted:It’s not a mood disorder it’s ambition and vision Let's be honest, it's a mood disorder and ambition. ("Vision" would require planning)
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Rationale posted:I think this weekend I’ll try medu vada and then some box cake mix
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Rationale posted:I think this weekend I’ll try medu vada and then some box cake mix WTF is a medhu vada? Will small - town Ohioans spend $5 every day on medhu and a coffee? Just make a regular donut.
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Post holes you cowards
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I wanna do the ooey gooey glory holes but I’m still grinding for the equipment so you get what you get
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And medu vada because they’re made of lentils and my wife has baby sugar
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Rationale posted:And medu vada because they’re made of lentils and my wife has baby sugar Rick, 35, divorced, is on his way to do some drywallin but first he thinks to himself “oh man I could really go for some medu vada.”
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I sure hope the two-ingredient donuts i made last fall don’t get on the menu they were like, mediocre
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Rationale posted:I sure hope the two-ingredient donuts i made last fall don’t get on the menu they were like, mediocre I think any donuts on any menu would be a step forward
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May 4, 2023 16:55
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The menu is after the bakery which is after n+1 days in the hate mill.
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No, I will not make money off donuts and coffee
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All donuts have two ingredients: Donut and hole.
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pseudanonymous posted:No, I will not make money off donuts and coffee Speak for yourself
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