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Jim shows up to work wearing appropriate work attire. Dwight is so shocked he staples his finger to the document he's collating.
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Jim beings ranting about woke cancel culture ruining the green M&M. It’s the middle of Dwight’s bris.
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May 3, 2023 21:49
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Jim fills up Dwight's car with live chickens and then calls the health inspector.
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May 4, 2023 03:48
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Jim spends the night attaching springs to the bottom of all the furniture in the office, the next day tells Dwight it's the newest safety system to protect against earthquakes. Dwight is peeved that his desk now wobbles when people walk past.
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May 4, 2023 03:53
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Jim mugs to the camera. Dwight sits shock-straight and his nose bleeds. "What-- What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?" Never budging an inch, Jim's face fades back through a crack in the universe. "I know an illegal chronological disturbance when I see one, Jim! I will be informing the time police, if and when they arrive!" It is too late. Dwight's innards shriek. Something is wrong with the world. He goes to his phone to look at photos of his family. Mother is fine, but he doesn't recognize his siblings. Then he goes to look at his father's contact. Dwight's jaw drops. It's Jim's mugging face. Dwight is horrified and nauseated and goes to the bathroom. He sees an unfamiliar face in the mirror-- the face of Jim's son, his spitting image. Dwight mugs to the camera. Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 09:11 on May 4, 2023 |
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May 4, 2023 09:07
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Jim slowly walks through the wasteland. He knows he can't win, but he doesn't care, he'll go down fighting against the Mad Dwightan, no matter what happens. "J-m.. c you r me. It's Pam...." Cap touches his earpiece, confused. "On your left..." A portal opens and Pam flies through. Soon, more portals open. The Black Pranker nods at Captain Ameriprank. Another portal opens and Doctor Screwball stands with the Goofballs of the Galaxy: Pamtis, Jrix, Stoogelord, and... Spranker-Man. More and more prank portals open. Antic-Man has become Giant-Antic-Man. The music swells and... "Athleadvengers... Assemble." Capt. Ameriprank whispers... --- Due to the writers's strike, Jim has been reading his own scripts to the entire office all day, who hang on his every word, giddy with what is going to happen next. Dwight keeps trying to do his work, distracted both by the nostalgia of the classic MCU and the laziness of Jim's rewrite of the franchise.
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May 4, 2023 19:24
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Jim stands up and goes to the bathroom, after making absolutely, positively sure not to lock his computer (so that it continues loudly playing hardcore, incredibly offensive graphic pornography over its tinny speakers). He walks into the closest stall, drops his trousers, and proceeds to spray urine all over every surface of the toilet with complete disregard for the bowl. Whether intentional or not, this toilet is actually a wizened, older version of Jim who used one of his magic beans fifty years in the future to travel back in time to the present. Old Jim is disguised as a toilet, waiting in the Dunder-Mifflin bathroom presumably as some kind of prank on Dwight. Young Jim knows this, and turns to the camera to comment “This has nothing to do with pranking Dwight anymore. I’m too far gone.” Old Jim turns to the camera and shrugs, “Eh, it’s a living!”
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May 4, 2023 20:01
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Jim shoots Dwight with a Glock 17 in the back of the head. He dies instantly. The fatty chunks of gore splatter across the desk and make what Dwight was working on illegible and his big sale to Microsoft never goes ahead. Jim smiles and winks at the camera, then for the first time a laughter track plays for the audience.
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May 4, 2023 20:51
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Michael says “That’s what she said!” As the audience roars with increasing laughter (Be is saying catch phrases under duress as Jim wildly waves a pistol toward him).
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May 4, 2023 22:29
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Michael Scott sexually harasses a female bartender while Jim leers in the background.
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May 4, 2023 22:51
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Jim falls down the stairs and blames Dwight.
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May 4, 2023 23:40
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Jim decapitates Dwight’s pet African grey parrot, Mr. Magoo. Nobody knew about Mr. Magoo except for Dwight and Angela, Dwight keeping him secret at work so something like this wouldn’t happen.
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May 4, 2023 23:43
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Jim explains the ghost tour sketch from “I Think You Should Leave” in excruciating detail
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Upgrade posted:Jim explains the ghost tour sketch from “I Think You Should Leave” in excruciating detail This one made me laugh just because it reminded me of that sketch.
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May 4, 2023 23:53
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jim buys dunder mifflin and changes the name to chunder muffin and now the company only sells muffins that taste like puke to australians. the time difference forces dwight to stay up all night making cold calls
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May 5, 2023 00:25
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Jim buys Dunder Mifflin and changes the name to Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's). Jim puts Dwight in charge of explaining why this is funny.
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May 5, 2023 00:35
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RickRogers posted:Jim shoots Dwight with a Glock 17 in the back of the head. He dies instantly. Shortly afterwards, the Seinfield twang plays
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May 5, 2023 00:45
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Dwight is put in charge of trying to sell American-sized paper to Australians, who regularly use different standards. Dwight unexpectedly finds great success selling reams of clown paper to an actor, Jim Jeffries, who “can’t stop thinking about the amazing Jim character”. Dwight is caught in a golden cage, forced to engage in ever-lengthier conversations with Australian Jim as he sells vast quantities of paper.
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May 5, 2023 00:56
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Applewhite posted:Jim buys Dunder Mifflin and changes the name to Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's). jim makes embarrassing choose your own adventures porn on the something awful forums and is brutally executed by everyone with basic decency in a mile wide radius. dwight does not feature in this episode.
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ArfJason posted:jim makes embarrassing choose your own adventures porn on the something awful forums and is brutally executed by everyone with basic decency in a mile wide radius. dwight does not feature in this episode. Lol that was a bad thread applewhite you shouldn’t post dragon dongs or ‘ginas. If we wanted to see them there’d already be a dragon dong and ‘gina thread.
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Actually the thread was cool and good. I put in all my fav things and I apologize for absolutely nothing except that I couldn't post more dragon dick before it got gassed. This is a prank on Dwight because Dwight was the mod who had to deal with my thread.
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"I remember being 9 and reading one of my dad's d&d choose your own adventure pulp books and there was a sexy transforming dragon lady in it, so don't blame Applewhite, probably blame his dad for leaving his trash books and also suitcase filled with porn laying around for his children to find." Said Jim to Dwight, suddenly one morning. Dwight looks confused, shakes his head and then carries on working on his werewolf fan-fic
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May 5, 2023 08:25
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Jim steals a body from the morgue that looks remarkably like him (especially after a few hours of makeup), then sets it in his desk at work. It takes 5 days for anyone to notice the difference, and that only happens when they realize the corpse hasn’t actively hurt anyone since it showed up.
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May 5, 2023 11:17
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Jim starts saying everythig as though he were a character in a sci-fi novel narrating concepts that would be novel to a reader, but which are actually well understood by everyone in 2023. “Hey, Dwight. Can I get you to send that contract over to me via email?“ asks Jim one Friday. “By which I mean, the digitally replicated copy of a paper contract, which has been exactly captures in a legally valid duplicate that is stored entirely on you computer? The computer which, over the last few decades, has shrunk in both physical size and cost; to now be small and portable enough for you to have on your desk? You can send the contract image to me over email (short for “electronic mail”), the globally adopted standard by which we communicate messages and files so long as we know the recipient’s correct address.” Dwight sighs and sends the file to Jim. (Jim’s office profile picture is a tiny floppy haired man smirking at the camera).
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May 5, 2023 18:34
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Jim populates his private Second Life instance with vaguely racist avatars of his coworkers. Dwight wants to complain about this, but doesn't know how.
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A Fancy Hat posted:The evil Prankster Jim has hidden the 12 Artifacts of Power across Scranton. It's up to you to get them back and put his evil plans on ice!
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Jim stood in the bathroom, dressed as a toilet, and Dwight walked in with a look of urgency on his face. "Jim, what are you doing in here?" asked Dwight, eyeing the toilet costume with suspicion. "I'm here to explain something to you, Dwight," replied Jim, still in character. Dwight groaned. "Can't it wait? I really need to use the bathroom." "Actually, what I have to tell you is about ChatGPT, the language model I've been using at work," explained Jim. Dwight rolled his eyes. "Fine, just make it quick." "Okay, so ChatGPT is an AI language model that can generate text based on the input it receives," Jim began. "It's like having a really smart robot that can answer any question you have." Dwight shifted from foot to foot, clearly uncomfortable. "Can we speed this up, Jim?" "Sure, sure," said Jim. "The important thing to know is that ChatGPT is trained on a massive dataset, so it can generate very accurate responses. It's really revolutionizing the way we work at Dunder Mifflin." Dwight let out a groan and crossed his legs. "I really have to go, Jim. Can you please just get out of the way?" Jim finally stepped aside, and Dwight rushed past him and closed the door behind him. Jim could hear the sound of relief from the other side of the door. "Well, I guess that's one way to get someone to pay attention to what you're saying," Jim mugged the camera as he removed his toilet costume and left the bathroom. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 21:00 on May 5, 2023 |
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Jim tells Dwight that he "dropped his gay card". Shocked, Dwight can only gape in disbelief at what he has just heard and slowly the smirk starts to fall from Jim's face. Everyone in the office turns to stare at Jim and they are just as shocked as Dwight is by this blatant and merciless discrimination against the LGBTQIA+ community. Pam starts to softly weep into her hands. The police are called and Dwight loses his position at Dunder Mifflin. No one at the office mentions him again. The night after finishing his first hours of community service, Jim slips on a puddle of urine in the bathroom of a 7/11, dashing his head against a urinal. He never wakes up. In the end, Jim's prank had cost him everything. His life had been cut short, and his loved ones were left to grieve his loss. It was a harsh reminder that even the most harmless pranks can have serious consequences. *Seinfeld twang plays*
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rickrogers gets up to use the bathroom without checking to make sure his computer is locked. jim sneaks in and changes one name, hits "submit reply", and dwights the camera
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May 5, 2023 21:47
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Jim lets Dwight in on a hot stock tip: buy high, sell LOW.
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InsertPotPun posted:rickrogers gets up to use the bathroom without checking to make sure his computer is locked. jim sneaks in and changes one name, hits "submit reply", and dwights the camera 
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Jim impregnates Dwight. We can't tell you why or when or even how, but Dwight is really really cross! Whilst being checked up at Dwight's gynaecologist, the ultrasound reveals a tiny beating heart. Dwight frowns and Jim smiles and winks at the camera.
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Jim promises Dwight that he'll let him in on a "hot stock tip". Later, Dwight returns to his desk to find Jim has filled the drawers with scalding buillon.
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Jim sends Dwight what is labeled as an important link, but when Dwight opens it, it redirects to the music video for Rick Astley's 1987 dance ballad "Never Gonna Give You Up"
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RickRogers posted:Jim impregnates Dwight. how is babby formed
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Jim invites Dwight to join him for a day at the Scranton Natural History Museum, which Dwight accepts. Maybe this is finally an olive branch of peace extended from Jim to apologize for nearly two decades of cruel and unusual pranks. The day goes swimmingly, with both Jim and Dwight having an incredible time as they explore the massive museum. “Hey Dwight, who does this remind you of?” Dwight chuckles as Jim points at a model of a lion with floppy hair, then mimics the facial expression himself. “Haha, and who does that remind you of?” Jim is now pointing at a skeleton of an ancient human, discovered deep under Scranton by coal miners in the early 1920s. Dwight says he has no idea, Angela maybe? “No, Dwight,” Jim is much more serious now, bordering on angry. “Who does THAT remind you of?” Dwight starts rattling off names of people in the office, celebrities, and athletes. But Jim is now red-faced and angrily pointing and shaking his head. “DWIGHT!!!! Who the gently caress does THAT SKELETON remind you of?!?” Dwight slowly looks down at the ground, then begins to point a finger towards himself. As he does, Jim’s demeanor changes. As Dwight’s trembling finger touches his chest, Jim mugs for the camera.
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Jim shows up to work dressed in a flowing black robe, his face painted with elaborate red and black geometric designs. He stands in front of Dwight as his robe billows in the air conditioning. "Dwight, you knew this day would come. Come now, die at the hands of Darth Prankicus." With that, Jim reveals a shiny metal hilt and clicks a button on it, causing a red beam of light to issue forth with a distinctive whining noise. Dwight looks at Jim for a moment, then sighs and explains that he's not really a big Star Wars fan. Jim howls in anger and swings his lightsaber, the plastic tube bouncing off of Dwight's head with a light "bonk" noise. Dwight frowns and goes back to work as Jim laughs maniacally.
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Jim relocates a pair of endangered song birds to the tree right next to Dwight's bedroom window.
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Jim relocates a pair of endangered schlong birds to the tree right next to Dwight's bedroom window.
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Jim relocates a pair of endangered tits to the tree right next to Dwight's bedroom window.
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