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Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Lol’ing pretty hard at the poor sods trying to play the tuba while riding a horse that’s having none of it.

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Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

crispix posted:

omg get this

charles the TURD LoL :newlol:

Irish accents now banned by royal decree. :razz:

33 & 1/3

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Green Wing posted:

That's very much one of those things that people 'learned' as a cool fact in the 90s and never bothered to update - like "oh it's still punishable by death to set fire to the royal dockyards" and that poo poo. I used to be a legal researcher in Westminster and this stuff just stays in the minds of senior people and refuses to leave.

Who knows how long it's been since we've sentenced people to "hard labour".

When's the last time Jenny whatserface was seen at Keir's

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Mebh posted:

https://twitter.com/Haroon_Siddique/status/1654731767847215105

[quote="Nettle Soup" post="531675968"]


This song title/Composer seem to be on point.

Yeah we always called it tedium when I was in a choir too. Somehow whoever scores a te deum feels the need to make it half an hour long and intensely dull.

I thought it was quite nice as these ceremonies go. Lots of fancy costumes, important people kneeling down and promising to be good (which they won’t) and one of our friends threw a party so we’re all getting drunk at someone else’s expense. Also unlike the UK it’s warm here and we have good weather.

I’m coming around to a view that all this national solidarity stuff is a necessary step on the road to any other kind of solidarity. Capitalism as a system works by atomising us into individuals selling our labour; any kind of solidarity is a threat to that. It’s possible that collective action can only happen on the back of pre-existing bonds of solidarity?

Beefeater1980 fucked around with this message at 13:42 on May 6, 2023

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Her commitment to being a lickspittle is almost commendable

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

all the people at the coronation are literally celebrating the continuation of the status quo, they have no interest in change

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

My (black, Mississippi) wife's view on the gospel choir was 'they did the best they could with what they were given'. There's only so much you can do with alleluia.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Beefeater1980 posted:

I’m coming around to a view that all this national solidarity stuff is a necessary step on the road to any other kind of solidarity. Capitalism as a system works by atomising us into individuals selling our labour; any kind of solidarity is a threat to that. It’s possible that collective action can only happen on the back of pre-existing bonds of solidarity?

So would you say socialism can only be built on the back of nationalism? :hitler:

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
https://twitter.com/ninabake2/status/1654831141017251840

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Nettle Soup posted:



This song title/Composer seem to be on point.

+1 stability, nice

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Funny listening to Five Live (was naively hoping something else would be on by now), even the royal enthusiasts they’re interviewing in the crowd are saying “yeah… it’s a bit poo poo really, I don’t quite get it”

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Answers Me posted:

Funny listening to Five Live (was naively hoping something else would be on by now), even the royal enthusiasts they’re interviewing in the crowd are saying “yeah… it’s a bit poo poo really, I don’t quite get it”

earlier it was on R3 and R4 and Classic FM

just absolute insanity

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Beefeater1980 posted:

I’m coming around to a view that all this national solidarity stuff is a necessary step on the road to any other kind of solidarity. Capitalism as a system works by atomising us into individuals selling our labour; any kind of solidarity is a threat to that. It’s possible that collective action can only happen on the back of pre-existing bonds of solidarity?
The problem with 'national solidarity' is that it views all conflict through the lenses of the nation-state. In attempting to resolve (or pacify) the class conflict nationally rather than take it to synthesis internationally, it invariably goes around looking for other enemies, either other nations or shadowy globalist culturally internationalist rootless cosmopolitan forces trying to destroy the nation from within.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
The nation-state is little more than an organisational structure for self-governance and collective bargaining. Useful and powerful for that purpose, and worth maintaining if it's the tool you have, but with no particular innate advantage over any similar, greater, or more specialised democratic structure.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Am surprised the establishment and public accept Camilla with no problem.
She's played the long game, and soon the throne will be Windsor free.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would say the nation is a lie intended to stop people from seriously acknowledging when they getting hit with the poo poo end of the stick, and who's holding the other end, by pretending that what matters is we're all touching the same stick.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
All the biggest landlords in the country get together in silly clothes and fancy hats to put the fanciest hat of all on the ultimate landlord's head, and they all tell him and each other what good and noble chaps they are. Every landlord in the nation believes that this is right and proper and what they too deserve. And in the UK becoming a BTL slumlord is the only aspiration you're really meant to have, so everyone is a landlord in waiting. I've finally got the whole thing figured out, friends. Look out for my book on Verso early next year.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
A Nation of Subletters

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


big scary monsters posted:

All the biggest landlords in the country get together in silly clothes and fancy hats to put the fanciest hat of all on the ultimate landlord's head, and they all tell him and each other what good and noble chaps they are. Every landlord in the nation believes that this is right and proper and what they too deserve. And in the UK becoming a BTL slumlord is the only aspiration you're really meant to have, so everyone is a landlord in waiting. I've finally got the whole thing figured out, friends. Look out for my book on Verso early next year.

Frighteningly accurate.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I just spent £1 on a coronation chicken sandwich
:guillotine:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I just spent £1 on a coronation chicken sandwich
:guillotine:

I bet that quid had the previous queen's head on it too, she's obsolete now, good on you for getting rid of it

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Went to the Coronation protest to interview people and had a pretty good time, though at some point a pigeon shat on me:

https://wegotthiscovered.com/events...t-make-the-cut/

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Am at a friend's place watching highlights and my wife pointed out that the golden carriage is only ten years old and I said "I bet prince Andrew would love a ride on it then" there was a deathly silence (except for me sniggering to myself)

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

I would say the nation is a lie intended to stop people from seriously acknowledging when they getting hit with the poo poo end of the stick, and who's holding the other end, by pretending that what matters is we're all touching the same stick.

Pretty much.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

feedmegin posted:

So would you say socialism can only be built on the back of nationalism? :hitler:

Worse. Socialism can only be built on the back of monarchism!

God save the king!

Edit: I suppose the only question now is if it will be fully automated, luxury, and/or gay.

William Bear fucked around with this message at 15:35 on May 6, 2023

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Microplastics posted:

Am at a friend's place watching highlights and my wife pointed out that the golden carriage is only ten years old and I said "I bet prince Andrew would love a ride on it then" there was a deathly silence (except for me sniggering to myself)

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Just Another Lurker posted:

Irish accents now banned by royal decree. :razz:

33 & 1/3

Hey!

At least we can pronounce "sixth" :colbert:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Super Special Kingly King Coronation Fash(ion) Roundup:

Liz Truss came dressed as Stephen Collins taking the piss out of Liz Truss.
https://twitter.com/stephen_collins/status/1654783700381360129

Penny Mordaunt came dressed as a Poundland.
https://twitter.com/KatieSpencey/status/1654805359498764288


Nick Cave came dressed as a Harry Potter film where Nigel Farage got the role of Snape.
https://twitter.com/MannieMighty1/status/1654839194106093569

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Clarence posted:

Is everyone just hate-watching this thing?

I'm watching the Minions movie, eating pate on water biscuits and fighting a cat who thinks the pate is his by divine right.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

For outfits, I think this was my favourite:


Shame about Nick Cave, loved his music and thought he was ok. :sigh:

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Angepain posted:

is he dead yet

Unironically hope he lives a long and full life. Cos gently caress doing this nonsense again.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/status/1654847771910832138?s=46

A landmark day for this country all round

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Answers Me posted:

Imagine if he just keeled over

Imagine if they put that 20kg crown on him and it just straight up snapped his geriatric neck

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Lol ink on the new bill is barely dry. Met been itching to abuse their new powers.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I did the only honourable way to celebrate this coronation, getting absolutely cunted last night and not getting out of bed until 90 minutes ago and am playing the new star wars game

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Guavanaut posted:

Nick Cave came dressed as a Harry Potter film where Nigel Farage got the role of Snape.
https://twitter.com/MannieMighty1/status/1654839194106093569



https://dishonored.fandom.com/wiki/Treavor_Pendleton

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Mega Comrade posted:

Unironically hope he lives a long and full life. Cos gently caress doing this nonsense again.

The BBC has an article up on it saying "It's a once in a lifetime experience so why not?"
Now Chuck is 74 years.
Liz lasted 96.
Chuck doesn't seem to have a good circulatory system as it is with his sausage hands.
This is definitely not a once in a life time experience for most of us.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


evil hugh laurie

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
My favorite reaction to the coronation was this:

https://twitter.com/Deus_lo_vult___/status/1653153132648579075?s=20

Apparently, this dude is both an anti-monarchist and a traditionalist Catholic sedevacantist, which is a new kind of Online Guy I've never encountered before.

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