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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

This kind of poo poo is why I'm always just a little bit skeptical when people talk about how amazing it is that China keeps building these entire new cities from the ground up start to finish in 8 months and why can't we do that in America??

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
No I'm sure the 57-storey building that was erected in 19 days is primo quality top to bottom

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Theres some videos somewhere of people investigating buildings like that and finding literal garbage being used as an aggregate for the concrete, or steel lintels and beams being replaced, by bits of wood and polystyrene blocks and stuff. Really worrying stuff.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Drone_Fragger posted:

Theres some videos somewhere of people investigating buildings like that and finding literal garbage being used as an aggregate for the concrete, or steel lintels and beams being replaced, by bits of wood and polystyrene blocks and stuff. Really worrying stuff.

It's like stories about how struggling software companies would send bricks to customers to meet their quarter delivery goals, you can always replace the product afterwards but at least you stay above the water for the next quarter and hopefully finish the product

but instead of missing diskettes it's missing rebar in a skyscraper

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
edit: wrong thread. Jeez I'm mad today

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
edit wrong thread

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Their high speed rail seems to work pretty well and that's what I'm most jealous of

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That better be somewhere that they take vector math seriously

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


UP

AUSTRALIAN UP

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
UP
dA

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



About time for a comeback

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Captain Hygiene posted:

About time for a comeback



umop?

or imor if cyrillic

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

u mop the floor after reading that can

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Nenonen posted:

It's like stories about how struggling software companies would send bricks to customers to meet their quarter delivery goals, you can always replace the product afterwards but at least you stay above the water for the next quarter and hopefully finish the product

but instead of missing diskettes it's missing rebar in a skyscraper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MiniScribe

This led to the company's most infamous cover-up. The managers rented a second warehouse in Colorado, where they personally packed 26,000 bricks into hard drive boxes and shipped them to Singapore to bolster the inventory count. After the count was complete, they recalled those serial numbers as defective units. Instead of writing them off, they checked them into inventory, along with other failed drives that had been returned.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Captain Hygiene posted:

About time for a comeback



Why yes I would like a refreshing dn.L

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

MisterOblivious posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MiniScribe

This led to the company's most infamous cover-up. The managers rented a second warehouse in Colorado, where they personally packed 26,000 bricks into hard drive boxes and shipped them to Singapore to bolster the inventory count. After the count was complete, they recalled those serial numbers as defective units. Instead of writing them off, they checked them into inventory, along with other failed drives that had been returned.

:tipshat:

I remembered that story but couldn't quite bring back what the industry was. But I also have some recollection of some former software, maybe game developer's retelling of similar schenanigans? Maybe I'm making it up or it's an apocryphal tale. Either way it's absolutely bonkers.

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 6, 2023

St_Ides
May 19, 2008
7Up is caffeinated?

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

St_Ides posted:

7Up is caffeinated?

just that one can

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Whooping Crabs posted:

Why yes I would like a refreshing dn.L

Dn.L was an actual advertising campaign

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

About time for a comeback



I wish. It was so drat good

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

St_Ides posted:

7Up is caffeinated?

It's a misspelling of cavitated.

Doctor Zaius
Jul 30, 2010

I say.

St_Ides posted:

7Up is caffeinated?

dn.L was 7Up's attempt to make a Mountain Dew competitor.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Doctor Zaius posted:

dn.L was 7Up's attempt to make a Mountain Dew competitor.

Is it pronounced "down low"?

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Doctor Zaius posted:

dn.L was 7Up's attempt to make a Mountain Dew competitor.
This annoyed the hell out of me when it came out. I thought from the marketing that it was going to be just 7-Up, but with caffeine. Instead it was that.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Mierenneuker posted:

We get it, dude, you vape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_aNYRPEZOY

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

The fork in the pipe is impressive.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I know it's a plant thing or whatever, but I was still really tensed expecting it to be a snake at the end.

raifield
Feb 21, 2005
I thought this was going to be the beginning of one of those "This is what happens to your body when you eat oatmeal every morning" YouTube videos.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/2ZgLD33.mp4

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

It's cool, but I'd like him to wear some kind of wrist guard

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Getting paid to play Fruit Ninja!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I bet that saves a lot of wear on the blade too.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sagebrush posted:

This kind of poo poo is why I'm always just a little bit skeptical when people talk about how amazing it is that China keeps building these entire new cities from the ground up start to finish in 8 months and why can't we do that in America??

I'd guess that part of it too is that worker safety isn't a big priority. I work in a construction adjacent industry and on large projects, particularly infrastructure, there's a poo poo load of time taken up by various safety "things".

I'd have to guess in china, it's probably more like " oh you refuse to do that because you think it's unsafe? Ok, well you don't have to do it then. You also don't have to work here anymore". */ Looks at subordinate "find someone who likes the smell of airborne asbestos fibers and tell them they just got a promotion".

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Obviously what these guys need is some really big Grilled Cheese sandwiches :colbert:

https://i.imgur.com/tCYPf5S.mp4

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Okay what the gently caress?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
Bulk tanker ship carrying some sort of grease, maybe?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
the taint squeegee move is a classic.

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