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The pope fiddled about with whatever was in his pocket and handed him two toothpicks, claimed they were the Holy Cross.
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Gonzo McFee posted:The pope fiddled about with whatever was in his pocket and handed him two toothpicks, claimed they were the Holy Cross. If the pope used a toothpicks when his Voice of God power is active do they become blessed?
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It looks like Kwasi was sharing his special drugs https://twitter.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1654913833121505280
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reassigning the sovereign to ravenmaster would be a decent compromise
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OwlFancier posted:I mean the process by which a monarch is supposed to produce a successor is literally generational. Like Charlie boy is going to last even 10 years
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i thought he was ancient like phil but he's 74. maybe he'll have a stroke tomorrow but also the royals likely have insane life extending healthcare.
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fluppet posted:Like Charlie boy is going to last even 10 years I believe the actuaries say he's got 13 years
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fluppet posted:Like Charlie boy is going to last even 10 years The reporting is that he has a 10-year plan. It could be true, I guess. quote:Informed sources believe Charles has a ‘ten-year plan’ and is working on the assumption he can expect a decade of reasonable health. The King, they suggest, might then support a ‘staged abdication’ to function as a ‘King Father’ after William ascends the throne.
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I've somehow managed to almost completely insulate myself against actual exposure to monarchist bullshit for weeks now, but I just gotta say: gently caress the king!
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William Bear posted:The reporting is that he has a 10-year plan. It could be true, I guess.
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William Bear posted:The reporting is that he has a 10-year plan. It could be true, I guess. We're very good at keeping old people alive beyond when they'd normally pop off now, so I'd not be surprised to see him hit 85.
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i succeeded in sleeping through the coronation but my dream that charles died in terrible pain did not come to fruition.
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fuctifino posted:It looks like Kwasi was sharing his special drugs Previously: ant running manically through St James Park with a rope round his neck till he shows Dec where to dig for the sacred toothpicks
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InspectorCarbonara posted:Calling this a once in a generation event is either extremely optimistic about Charles’ lifespan or extremely pessimistic about all of ours. I'm expecting at least two more coronations in my generation and if I die before that I'm going to haunt Buckingham Palace and drive down the property value.
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I think hauntings generally increase the value of palaces, though I suppose it depends on the ghost. If you are the wrong type of ghost I imagine they will just gentrify you by giving you a tragic backstory other than "angry spiteful republican"
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May 6, 2023 20:23
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“Throw rape alarms” https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/1654926362728169472?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Ah, that will probably be their intelligence officer with the nickname "the paedophile, this is not a nickname, he is an actual child abuser and serial rapist" then.
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OwlFancier posted:I mean the process by which a monarch is supposed to produce a successor is literally generational. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng
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OwlFancier posted:I think hauntings generally increase the value of palaces, though I suppose it depends on the ghost. I'm more than just a generic NPC - I have a rich lore and several pretty good quests.
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OwlFancier posted:need a cloud2butt extension that replaces "received intelligence" with "heard a rumour" https://twitter.com/GraemeWright62/status/1654927512701370368 We went to our usual pub, The Hanged Golly, and heard from Nazi Dave (Traditionalist Corporate Theocracy Dave's younger brother) that he read in the paper that they were planning on throwing rape alarms.
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That's actually not greatly dissimilar to what I wore to goth weekend except his is probably a lot more expensive. E: and I assume he didn't explode one of the buttons on his on account of being fat. E2: and I didn't go to pizza express I had hog roast out of a polystyrene tray in the car park.
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big scary monsters posted:I'm expecting at least two more coronations in my generation and if I die before that I'm going to haunt Buckingham Palace and drive down the property value. lmao if anything happens and they have to put on another soon which then bankrupts Britain.
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smellmycheese posted:“Throw rape alarms” I can see why Met Police officers would react so hostilely to rape alarms
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When they're making that poo poo up, they should really run it through their PR people first, arresting people for having rape alarms ain't the best optics
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Hungry posted:I've somehow managed to almost completely insulate myself against actual exposure to monarchist bullshit for weeks now, but I just gotta say: I got mixed up and thought the coronation was Monday, hence the bank holiday. I basically went about my day doing the shopping, then the gardening and it wasn't until I put the news on about dinner time that I saw the highlights. I almost managed to completely miss the whole thing. In hindsight it explained why the supermarket seemed a bit quieter than usual.
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OwlFancier posted:I mean the process by which a monarch is supposed to produce a successor is literally generational. I dunno. William is 40. He could be king in the next 10 years, and Phillip lived to 99. Could have a short reign for Chucky and then a loooong reign for Wills.
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/saulstaniforth/status/1654926373423570950?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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fuctifino posted:It looks like Kwasi was sharing his special drugs The lad is on the Ant---idepressants.
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WhatEvil posted:I dunno. William is 40. He could be king in the next 10 years, and Phillip lived to 99. Could have a short reign for Chucky and then a loooong reign for Wills. Especially as the job comes with the best healthcare money can buy. Plus, there's probably a clause in the small print of that pledge of allegience we were all supposed to take granting the monarch rights to harvest organs for transplant.
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/saulstaniforth/status/1654926373423570950?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg Every time I see that guy it's weird when gilbert gottfried's voice doesn't come out of his mouth.
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Guavanaut posted:If this is true then it's even worse than that. gone but not forgotten  i will take no criticism about archives' weird tables but would suggest a grab of the original for ukmt summer 2023: possession of rape alarms is an offence
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OwlFancier posted:Every time I see that guy it's weird when gilbert gottfried's voice doesn't come out of his mouth.
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Spangly A posted:gone but not forgotten  The Serious Sexual Crimes Squad living up to their name.
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