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zedprime posted:To be fair the bank itself will beg and plead with you to choose a better instrument if you walk up asking to stick a cool million in a savings account not least of all because they stand to make a lot more money from the freedom of not treating it like a savings account. Also depending on where you live, the full amount won't be insured if you plunk it into one account at one bank.
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Of course you would post a Bath story.
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Lobok posted:Of course you would post a Bath story. Didn't you know they were a Bathist?
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Mescal posted:mown? If a dong that big can’t make you mown I don’t know what can
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I don’t get out a lot but I’ve walked around exactly there and thought it was a boring field that needed SOMETHING. I was thinking benches and a swing set but this is better.
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Other than that it's a good chair though!
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I'm surprised the monitor is that sensitive to a static discharge the owner didn't even notice.
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I regret clicking that, murder all anime.
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You can just say "blatantly childcoded" instead of "controversial," Kotaku, don't need to click through to know that's the case
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quote:“What’s the deal with IEMs and anime girls?” 
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cw: sexual assault Behold: The Unbelievably Bizarre Story of Philly’s ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ quote:I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
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Yeah man I remember the hoopla when that freak was out jerkin in his car with some cheese. That was a wild couple months, it was like the fervor over the furnace party but also with the threat that some creep was gonna rub jarlsberg on his junk. edit: https://www.phillyvoice.com/swiss-cheese-pervert-breaks-his-silence-life-infamy/ plus his defence: the Swiss cheese pervert himself posted:“I’m not denying that it happened. What I’m saying is how everything was handled is a crime,” Pagano said. “The police got involved after the media and (the Mayfair Town Watch) made a lot of noise about it. I consider that a civil-rights violation. Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 02:27 on May 7, 2023 |
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Inceltown posted:cw: sexual assault so i looked up the aftermath and this has followed this dude around and caused a bunch of problems for him. Which is good cause he's a big ol' piece of poo poo Philly Voice posted:Most of it is his fault, he said, but he doesn’t think he shoulders all the blame. "I sexually harrassed a bunch of women but I shouldn't have been punished for it"  Also the above article is about how he's in court again for basically doing the same poo poo.
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Garrand posted:so i looked up the aftermath and this has followed this dude around and caused a bunch of problems for him. Which is good cause he's a big ol' piece of poo poo He had a daughter too and the whole time tried to downplay the whole thing as no big deal. His wife seems to have stuck by him through it all from what I read.
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quote:BERLIN (AP) — German police say a 51-year-old man who was left tied up in the woods when a sex game went awry had a lucky escape after a cyclist and a hunter heard his screams for help. lmao Bückeburg.
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This definitely goes deeper than a sex game gone awry, also is that area of Germany equivalent to Florida in reputation?
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Not especially, but the Name can be translated to "Bending over Keep", and that's a bit too on the nose. (The actual etymology traces back to a swamp area)
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By popular demand posted:This definitely goes deeper than a sex game gone awry, also is that area of Germany equivalent to Florida in reputation? 'Germany or Florida' supposedly used to be a game for hosed up headlines involving weird sex stuff.
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Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: my genitals were partially covered (by the cheese)
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: my genitals were partially covered (by the cheese)  The iguanas have calmed down by now.
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Let's compromise. The resource officer can wear a 10 gallon cowboy hat filled with styptics.
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Not exactly weird but slightly interesting as a concept: Jani Mölsä from Turku First in the World to Borrow Electric Automobile from Library: "I Could Go to Someplace Like Forssa Now" (The mayor of Forssa once got angry at cartoonist Juho Juntunen for his "Forssa is Finland's Turku" cartoon.) 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:19 on May 8, 2023 |
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I do in fact plan on forgetting all about that pathetic piece of poo poo while she rots in prison, thanks for the go-ahead 
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Remember how she defrauded a bunch of patients and totally got away with it? She was only convicted of defrauding real people, corporate persons.
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Platystemon posted:Remember how she defrauded a bunch of patients and totally got away with it? Sure, on the one hand, but on the other she made a bunch of rich people’s money disappear
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