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Taking a drug that lets you hear what's really being said...
But then you hear a cow go "moooo" and it's like "woah......... no way"
I wonder what animal is the most profound?
Do plants talk? I think they do?
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May 24, 2024 06:38
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- Finger Prince
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I wonder what animal is the most profound?
Do plants talk? I think they do?
The capybara.
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Apr 22, 2023 21:25
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Wednesday frog.
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Apr 23, 2023 14:40
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A Simpsons Disco Elysium parody with inner voices like Good Homer, Evil Homer and Donut Addiction.
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Apr 24, 2023 09:25
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Annoying kid from A League of Their Own: You're gonna LOSE yourself in the music, the moment, you want it
google THIS fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Apr 25, 2023
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Apr 25, 2023 03:59
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- baka of lathspell
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Can't post for 9 hours!
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a gimmick account that posts all about goin to the club. he calls it da club and its all he talks about. every post he makes he somehow circles back to his lifestyle always being in da club
 
join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)
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Apr 25, 2023 05:22
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- Karate Bastard
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Here's a rapper you may like Mac Lethal doing 27 styles of rap 5:10 in if it don't take you.
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Apr 25, 2023 07:32
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Going on holiday to Newcastle, UK and studying Geordie to blend right in but you mess up and learn Georgian.
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Apr 26, 2023 09:29
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A Simpsons Disco Elysium parody with inner voices like Good Homer, Evil Homer and Donut Addiction.
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Apr 26, 2023 10:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An anime where there's a new transfer student and her name is Aurora Borealis.
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Apr 27, 2023 12:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Named Bob Noxious.
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Apr 27, 2023 14:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sleazeball Yoda.
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This... already exists somehow.
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Apr 28, 2023 10:42
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the stage play 'love letters' but instead of two boring white people talking about their lives it's correspondence between ernest p. worrel and vern.
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Apr 29, 2023 01:34
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this has been in my head for months now: you know how when you look up a recipe online, a large majority of the sites, particularly blogs, will have a very long preamble that may or may not actually pertain to the recipe in a meaningful way, like a long story about when they served the dish, what it meant to them, and all that. ie, the stuff you quickly scroll through to get to the bit where the ingredients and cooking instructions are. my idea is a site that is otherwise normal, but if you read the preamble, it's just erotica, like full-on porn, and nothing else on the site references it in any way. the recipes are totally legit, but as you're rapidly scrolling down to see them you subconsciously see stuff like "hollowing out my pussy like he's mining for coal" or "gushing like old faithful" and it gives you pause.
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Apr 30, 2023 04:17
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Guy who subsists entirely off of stuff bought via podcast discount codes.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 1, 2023 05:46
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Guy who subsists entirely off of stuff bought via podcast discount codes.
Don't forget to like and nasubscribe
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May 1, 2023 09:04
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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All the weird things people do were invented by the same guy who keeps getting reincarnated. And at the time it always seems like insanity.
"Let's try hunting a whale, that seems like a good idea."
"Let's try eating a snail, that seems like a good idea."
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May 1, 2023 09:42
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- Karate Bastard
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In song lyrics when people say "in the end" they really mean "in the butt"
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May 1, 2023 10:42
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Bowser's castle doctrine
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May 1, 2023 11:54
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Trying to teach a robot math but it can't understand numbers higher than 1
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May 7, 2023 01:15
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Turf war gets heated inside giant skull.
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May 7, 2023 07:10
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Trying to teach a robot math but it can't understand numbers higher than 1
"Zero", huh? What do you mean "zero"? Do you mean "nothing"? I thought you were going to teach me math, and instead you are talking to me about "nothing"? Really now. Can we get back to the subject please? Like "one", yeah? How about we talk about "one", instead of nothing?
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May 7, 2023 09:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The mystical brotherhood uncover the true secret of the universe and instead of going insane or dying they just turn into Beavis and Butthead.
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May 7, 2023 15:16
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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Terry Schiavo4lyfe
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May 7, 2023 16:05
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- Karate Bastard
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Artificial Insipidity - The misadventures of robot Karl Pilkington, a TV show about a robot incredibly incompetent.
...hang on Portal 2 already did this one with Wheatley didn't they?
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May 7, 2023 16:16
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Our Artificial Idiot is the ultimate ux stress tester. Cut down on expensive betas and late revisions, he will make every mistake immediately. Made by Tesla.
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May 7, 2023 16:19
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Well meaning scientists develop an advanced learning AI algorithm designed to figure out how to break the cycle of poverty, and it just can't, and ends up running on a server in a dirt floor shack next to a moonshine still in Appalachia.
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May 7, 2023 16:24
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- Finger Prince
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Computational Learning mk3 - Transitive Understanding of Socioeconomics
CL3-TUS
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May 7, 2023 16:37
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English presenter, comedian, actor, voice-artist, producer and author.
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May 7, 2023 17:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I'm feeling what your saying.
In the Evitable Problem, Asimov has a theory of how robots would plan everything. One of my ideas that I've always had is try to work out how robots would ACTUALLY try to navigate the contradictions in a capitalist economy.
So my robots would work everything out perfectly in the first draft but then eventually they'd fill the quota of new capactity. Then they factor in the drop in investment and it leads to a drop in demand and then layoffs. Then they add some new investment to mop up the unemployment but it ceates overcapacity. No matter what they do it just breaks down and it's like beating down ruffles in a carpet.
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May 7, 2023 17:14
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Disco Rabbi. That's all I got.
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May 7, 2023 17:17
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- Finger Prince
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Disco Rabbi. That's all I got.
Goy-Goy dancers
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May 7, 2023 17:53
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Disco Rabbi. That's all I got.
Oy Veyin' Alive
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May 7, 2023 18:04
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- Karate Bastard
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Ok I met Buddha on the road what do I do
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May 7, 2023 19:18
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- Finger Prince
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Ok I met Buddha on the road what do I do
Challenge him to a fiddle playing contest?
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May 7, 2023 19:27
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- Adbot
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May 24, 2024 06:38
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- Finger Prince
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Already beat the devil, let's see what you got, Buddha.
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