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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Barefoot is legal

It shouldn't be, with toes that hosed up.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


BrianBoitano posted:

Real page from a Disney children's book from 1991


This is the illustrated book of lyrics that went with the For Our Children album of children's songs, benefiting pediatric AIDS research. That version of "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider" was performed by Little Richard, so he's probably the inspiration for that monstrosity. (Great album, by the way, and Disney in name only.)

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

BrianBoitano posted:

Real page from a Disney children's book from 1991



prompt: Cartoon pianist, normal amount of limbs, (((normal amount of limbs)))

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Phy posted:

Moses went walking with a staff of wood
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Egypt was troubled by the

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Mr Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

He died grinning on live TV
yeah yeah yeah yeah

wait , uh

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Data Graham posted:

He died grinning on live TV
yeah yeah yeah yeah

wait , uh

I didn't hear about this one

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Hirayuki posted:

That version of "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider" was performed by Little Richard, so he's probably the inspiration for that monstrosity.

Well he looks happy and there is a "shower" and "golden" beams behind him so that likeness checks out actually.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have heard about this sort of piercing jewelry but I would not personally have one.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

box in a dick

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Ooh, a letter from prince Albert!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Delivering the male

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Going post coital

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just stepping out to check the postal penis.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Really, nobody's done "malebox"?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Soul Dentist posted:

Really, nobody's done "malebox"?

:bahgod: TRANSCULTURE GOIN MAD!!!1

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Baron von Eevl posted:

Well he looks happy and there is a "shower" and "golden" beams behind him so that likeness checks out actually.


I thought Chuck Berry was the rock pioneer who was into piss.

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Chuck Berry was the rock pioneer who was into piss.

This is the only thing I know about Chuck Berry:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_FuPZjM8I

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Meatgrinder posted:

This is the only thing I know about Chuck Berry:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_FuPZjM8I

Brian sounds like a nice guy at least :shobon:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Chuck Berry was the rock pioneer who was into piss.

I would have never thought he would be like that. It goes to show you never can tell.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Chuck Berry was the rock pioneer who was into piss.

Little Richard was into things being taboo, I think. Like he'd okay dudes to gently caress in the back if his car while he watched, he'd watch dudes pissing, god only knows what else.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Seems like piss related perversion is a foundational pillar of Rock and/or Roll.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
The piss demo tape is real.

~ALTERNATIVE JOKE~

I didn't realize Donald Trump was so active in the music industry.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Seems like piss related perversion is a foundational pillar of Rock and/or Roll.

We've misunderstood The Lemon Song for decades.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



The history of Rock is the history of golden grills.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgoXYgRpwSQ

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Chuck Berry was the rock pioneer who was into piss.

It's me, your cousin Marvin Berry! You know that new fetish you've been looking for?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

hooah posted:

Yeah, I know. I was a music major. But I'm a brass player, and we hates our sharps!

Forgot to get back to you sooner on this. I've heard this before from brass players, can you elaborate why you cats prefer flats?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

BrianBoitano posted:

Real page from a Disney children's book from 1991



If you put the cloud in the sun's colours, you'd have a decent Trump picture

Mister Speaker posted:

Forgot to get back to you sooner on this. I've heard this before from brass players, can you elaborate why you cats prefer flats?

Speaking as a terrible amateur player, it could be cos we learn flats before sharps and so they still feel easier somehow. Real musos probably have a proper reason though!

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Mister Speaker posted:

Forgot to get back to you sooner on this. I've heard this before from brass players, can you elaborate why you cats prefer flats?

Yeah, for whatever reason brass folks (I think maybe all bandos) learn flat keys first. Order may be something like Bb, F, Eb, C.

ETA: oh, of course, probably a large part of it is that a lot of wind instruments are pitched in flat keys (Bb for pretty much all brass, clarinets, and tenor sax; Eb for alto sax). So particularly for your typical brass instrument, open notes are in the key of F/Bb for most of a beginner/intermediate range.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Yeah it's because it's transposed from "Concert C" to B Flat for many wind instruments. Somebody with a better memory for theory class can tell us why it wasn't A#

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

It's cos A# is kind of a dee dee dee sound and B flat is a doo doo doo sound

I'll be taking no further questions at this time

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I was always told it is flat if you're moving down the scale and sharp when moving up :confused:

Seems logical to me!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Soul Dentist posted:

Yeah it's because it's transposed from "Concert C" to B Flat for many wind instruments. Somebody with a better memory for theory class can tell us why it wasn't A#

There was a time (several hundred years ago) when they started playing with tuning and scales. Initially every note had a half or quarter-step sharp and flat, for one thing.

I'm not a musicologist, but there had to be compromises in the scales to make certain chords and progressions work (the circle of fifths, IIRC), called tempering. Bach's composition The Well-Tempered Clavier was written to show a particular tempering scheme and how it sounded (which Bach was promoting, of course).

Eventually, certain sharps and flats were eliminated in the pursuit of chord structure, and the modern keyboard groupings of black keys in 3s and 2s emerged.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

credburn posted:

I was always told it is flat if you're moving down the scale and sharp when moving up :confused:

Seems logical to me!

In runs, that's the convention, yes.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR



Money. Thanks for posting these.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

No no no Chuck Berry was only convicted of taping women peeing on hidden cameras (obviously without their consent!) he had installed in the bathroom of the restaurant he owned. Get it right!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Also the arguing couple's dinner menu.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Mock me as you will, but what are the numbers after each description?

Even for the US, I'm guessing they aren't giving a kid 8 cheeseburgers.

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Mock me as you will, but what are the numbers after each description?

Even for the US, I'm guessing they aren't giving a kid 8 cheeseburgers.

That would be the price

Never been anyplace with cloth napkins?

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