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pseudanonymous posted:No, I will not make money off donuts and coffee Rationale posted:Speak for yourself every passing month pseudo's post gets closer to becoming the new thread title
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May 4, 2023 23:21
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CarForumPoster posted:Yea this kinda sums it up. I want to see this. I want CarForumPoster and I Got the Tude Now team up, go to Ohio, and mentor/invest in the OP like goony Gordon Ramsay's, in the grimiest and most desolate murder shack this side of the Mississip
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May 5, 2023 00:55
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I want to see this. I want CarForumPoster and I Got the Tude Now team up, go to Ohio, and mentor/invest in the OP like goony Gordon Ramsay's, in the grimiest and most desolate murder shack this side of the Mississip IDK poo poo about running a restaurant or donut shop. I basically looked up the basic data on researching franchising a dunkin'. The reason I suspect it'd be a decent investment is that to out perform a major chain despite him having WAY more constraints would be an incredible feat. I suspect he can't hit the number he said, but if he did he'd be operating one HELL of a donut shop. If he does that for 3 months, he's proven himself. With daily loan payments based on revenue its relatively low risk for me and he'd have enough operating revenue it could be a decent deal for him too. That said, I suspect he could find a wayyyy better one. Theres a couple episodes of CNBC's The Profit where the dude goes to restaurants that are failing. One of them became a major chain, "simple greek", previously called "my big fat gyro" or something like that. He covers the fundamental numbers of restaurants pretty well from what I can recall.
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CarForumPoster posted:IDK poo poo about running a restaurant or donut shop. I basically looked up the basic data on researching franchising a dunkin'. The reason I suspect it'd be a decent investment is that to out perform a major chain despite him having WAY more constraints would be an incredible feat. I suspect he can't hit the number he said, but if he did he'd be operating one HELL of a donut shop. If he does that for 3 months, he's proven himself. With daily loan payments based on revenue its relatively low risk for me and he'd have enough operating revenue it could be a decent deal for him too. That said, I suspect he could find a wayyyy better one. Sounds like spreadsheets for nerds. Just need to put in some elbow grease hoods and OP will be selling coffee and donuts to the regs on the reg. (Regs stands for "regulars" and reg also stands for "regular").
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What do the numbers look like on converting the run-down murder-shack to a meth or moonshine operation? The initial investment has to be way, way smaller, as the building is perfect as-is. No work required! Can any of the already purchased used donut equipment be repurposed? I think the profit margins are way higher with meth than donuts. Not sure about moonshine, that seems like a tougher business. Still (get it, still?), it has to be better than donuts. Don't need any employees when you're getting started up. If the business isn't doing well, you've got a coping mechanism right there. I guess that's true with donuts, too, though.
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May 5, 2023 01:25
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litany of gulps posted:What do the numbers look like on converting the run-down murder-shack to a meth or moonshine operation? The initial investment has to be way, way smaller, as the building is perfect as-is. No work required! Can any of the already purchased used donut equipment be repurposed? I think the profit margins are way higher with meth than donuts. Not sure about moonshine, that seems like a tougher business. Still (get it, still?), it has to be better than donuts. Don't need any employees when you're getting started up. If the business isn't doing well, you've got a coping mechanism right there. I guess that's true with donuts, too, though. Think bigger. Why limit yourself to just one revenue stream? Donuts AND coffee AND meth AND moonshine. That's how you take down Dunkin.
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May 5, 2023 01:55
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the holy poopacy posted:Think bigger. Why limit yourself to just one revenue stream? Donuts AND coffee AND meth AND moonshine. That's how you take down Dunkin. Maybe OP can partner with this guy. https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kxbdz/man-arrested-after-opening-heroin-cocaine-and-meth-store-in-canada
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May 5, 2023 07:59
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The local hooch and speed market is pretty saturated. I can see the nearest flop house when the leaves are off the trees .
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Rationale posted:The local hooch and speed market is pretty saturated. I can see the nearest flop house when the leaves are off the trees . Get them tweekers hooked on lentil donuts
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May 5, 2023 15:41
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Rationale posted:Oh a loan if I were gonna get a loan I’d have a business plan New thread title Duckman2008 posted:There’s funny content Just don’t expect anything to actually happen. The guy is busy funnel( cake)ing @dril while BFC steams its lentils as if OP were serious and not a troll. The funny content is what's actually happening, and I love it and am here for it. I'm still of the opinion that he's actually got an idea of what he's doing and is winding up BFC for our collective enjoyment (or none of what he's posting is actually what he's doing and it's just random pictures of junk he's encountering and pretending to impulse purchase), rather than groverhausing his way towards donuts. If I'm wrong, it's still a pleasant stroll around the well he's digging.
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May 6, 2023 16:15
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I want to see this. I want CarForumPoster and I Got the Tude Now team up, go to Ohio, and mentor/invest in the OP like goony Gordon Ramsay's, in the grimiest and most desolate murder shack this side of the Mississip If I meet rationale it will be to turn his legs into linguine 
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May 6, 2023 16:20
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I realized this thread is like hairdresser's. They are one of the few businesses who can advertise by showing stock photos of cool haircuts, instead of things they did themselves. And this donut shop also explicitly shows photos of donuts they might possibly make, but have no evidence of making.
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May 6, 2023 16:42
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No this thread is like zaurg in that it's a troll from start to finish.
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May 6, 2023 16:59
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I got the tude now posted:If I meet rationale it will be to turn his legs into linguine Tonya Harding called she says you’re bein weird
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May 6, 2023 17:05
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May 6, 2023 17:16
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Eric the Mauve posted:No this thread is like zaurg in that it's a troll from start to finish. Zaurg was far too stupid to be a troll.
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May 7, 2023 17:32
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It might please you to know that the fritters came out like poo poo Didn’t soak long enough, batter too thick, dropper wasn’t working so I did them by hand and they were too big, took on too much oil, generally hosed in every conceivable fashion, pics to come the day is young
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May 7, 2023 17:54
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To paraphrase Edison, you have not failed, you have just successfully invented a way to gently caress up frying dough.
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May 7, 2023 22:16
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Rationale posted:Tonya Harding called she says you’re bein weird The irony is that Tonya Harding has more food accomplishments than you do she won celebrity worst cooks in America
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Rationale posted:It might please you to know that the fritters came out like poo poo Bullshit. You're going to post someone else's decent looking donut as a humblebrag
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May 8, 2023 00:23
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Duckman2008 posted:The irony is that Tonya Harding has more food accomplishments than you do she won celebrity worst cooks in America I’ve actually won 4-h a bunch and had a perfect record for calf care when I worked on a 120 cow dairy so we’re food peers
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It was raining so I fried in a sea crate
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Birthday swag
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The X-man cometh posted:Bullshit. You're going to post someone else's decent looking donut as a humblebrag Oh yeah?
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I’m sorry, Dolly
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Here’s nasty cake done three ways
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Here they are in the compost bin. Hope the worms forgive me!
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Best paper donut I made today
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Then I sneak-attacked a bullseye because I was hurting for a W
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May 8, 2023 02:37
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Rationale posted:Then I sneak-attacked a bullseye because I was hurting for a W Sorry why aren't you making this a combination donuttery / shooting range again? Seems about as good as the rest of the half-baked ideas
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Two ranges and two gun stores closer than the closest drive-through bakery cafe E: matter fact you’d have to drive like an hour to get scratch yeast doughnuts of any variety
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Rationale posted:Two ranges and two gun stores closer than the closest drive-through bakery cafe 
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Sorry why aren't you making this a combination donuttery / shooting range again? Honestly that wouldn't be the weirdest combo. There's an axe throwing/bar/escape room/haunted house combo near Akron
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May 8, 2023 02:59
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Imagine finding insurance for a building that has an open kettle fryer and fifty or sixty pounds of smokeless powder (and a few pounds of each of the old flavors)
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Rationale posted:It might please you to know that the fritters came out like poo poo Don’t beat yourself up. You can try again with a totally different recipe in another six months.
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