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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
For reference, a standard household in the US will use about 300 gallons a day, so the "cheap" $5/1000 gal (at scale), is going to add on $50/mo to a water bill by their math

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
50/50

https://twitter.com/realstewpeters/status/1655076794817470472

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

It's pretty hosed up that no one can be sure what side of "the moon landing was a hoax" he falls on.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
stanley kubrick filmed the moon landing on a sound stage in new mexico learn the lore

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
given how he basically lied about everything the boring company does and also the hyperloop i wouldnt be surprised if he was a flat earther and running spacex

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

given how he basically lied about everything the boring company does i wouldnt be surprised if he was a flat earther and running spacex

Has he even struck the earth in Florida for his tunnels?

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

given how he basically lied about everything the boring company does and also the hyperloop i wouldnt be surprised if he was a flat earther and running spacex

Honestly I don't think Musk is a flat earther but he plays that ambiguous idiocy where it's not stating either side boldly but just saying 'who can saaaaay?' to drive engagement by people who think that's loving stupid and people that think they finally have a footing in the planet shape discussion.

And for the things he's sincere about, it's absolutely bigoted poo poo.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the earth is flat

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/gun_toucher/status/1655612506054832130?s=20

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the earth is flat

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the dead have poor metrics and dont create content

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Musk will invent a corpse-powered machine to generate content earnings forever.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


the guy who keeps saying dumber and dumber stuff is named stupiders

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

stanley kubrick filmed the moon landing on a sound stage in new mexico learn the lore

no it was actually real but they covered up the alien moon base

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1655618697707286529?s=20

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XK7nzAW_b0

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Spergin Morlock posted:

no it was actually real but they covered up the alien moon base

:hmmyes:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

selling the twitter accounts of kids who died in school shootings to unlicensed gun dealers

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Schmoe Cwead posted:

selling the twitter accounts of kids who died in school shootings to unlicensed gun dealers

just tweeting variations of "if I had had a gun I'd be alive today"

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Spergin Morlock posted:

no it was actually real but they covered up the alien moon base

this is just what the state department and rachel maddow want you to believe

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

lol what are the odds Musk had no idea that users may have died and will do some kind of awkward walk back

OR….offer to keep their account up if family members and friends buy a twitter blue account for it?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

WhyteRyce posted:


OR….offer to keep their account up if family members and friends buy a twitter blue account for it?

it's this

blue checks are safe for as long as the payment goes through

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Hey everybody it's me, Herman Cain

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Dibs on Kobe or John McCain

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Maybe Benghazi will finally go away.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the earth is flat

so's ur mom

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Maybe Benghazi will finally go away.

but i heard that it aint going away :thunk:

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
holy poo poo this from five hours ago lol

https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1655559337480273920

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1655306315240022017

Suggestion: turn Twitter into Reddit

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

nooooo

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Stefan Prodan posted:

ok so a family of four would pay $2000 a month for water then, I mean just stop getting new iphones every month??

:actually: a person only needs about 1460 liters or 385 gallons per year to live. If you want to bathe then do it in the sea, not in drinking water. I just let ants clean the filth off my skin and clothes.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:yeshaha:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Charlie died at age 10?

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655524210213634049
a perfectly balanced diet of unhinged content, just what the doctor ordered

https://twitter.com/Oldwhiteguy64/status/1655527848923521024

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

USER WAS GIVEN TWITTER SILVER FOR THIS POST

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Is this some cost saving measure?

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

I've pre-purchased Lowtax's username once Jeffrey releases it.

I plan to be perma'ed immediately.

THF13
Sep 26, 2007

Keep an adversary in the dark about what you're capable of, and he has to assume the worst.

Rip Testes posted:

Is this some cost saving measure?

He wants to be able to say "It's our normal policy" while winking directly into the camera when he gives away NPR's handle a few weeks later.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Computer, I’m feeling a bit down, amplify nazi content stream and set dick pill advertisements into overdrive mode

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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Rip Testes posted:

Is this some cost saving measure?

It frees up handles and prevents squatters from the old days. I would say a vast majority of the simple twitter handle possibilities are of accounts that stopped using twitter. There are a great number of reasons you don't to this though, but mostly its because of impersonation.

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