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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



I could almost see myself making a joke like this in 2004. When I was 20 and very angry at the world. This guy is in his 40s.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

yea ok posted:

it was 0 rt 0 like 0 engagement until SRS decided to show his 230k followers. thank you sean.

Just seems like a really bad idea to so dramatically increase the chances that Zelina sees that, but what do I know.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Always remember - don't touch the poop and don't feed the trolls.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I feel like a lot of the posts who go on about realisim in AEW and Indies would hate this spot but pretend to love it

https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1655550987895988227

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



terry funk was the goofiest seller. i watched him vs Lawler from 1980 the other day and he was rubber legging 80 percent of the match. Hes the best ever for a reason.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


What sells it a little bit at the end is the referee finally getting Terry out of the ropes and it looks more whoops than carefully planned, like he was genuinely stuck.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Dawgstar posted:

What sells it a little bit at the end is the referee finally getting Terry out of the ropes and it looks more whoops than carefully planned, like he was genuinely stuck.

My point is they are hypocrites and the reason wrestling is fun is the crazy selling. In real life people getting hit looks boring. I want it to look like a movie where things look cool. Wrestling should always work under the idea of - does this look cool or not.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Shard posted:

My point is they are hypocrites and the reason wrestling is fun is the crazy selling. In real life people getting hit looks boring. I want it to look like a movie where things look cool. Wrestling should always work under the idea of - does this look cool or not.

I like super realistic stuff as well, but it works for certain wrestlers. And you’re right the idea of wrestling should always be does this look cool.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I liked how Bret Hart sold the stunner.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/WrestleBanana/status/1655622135405248512

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
This mf aint even heard of Sapolskyism or McMahonism

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




Noted non-theatrical wrestling lucha libre.

Sometimes I wish I could be as confident about something I have no loving idea about as these guys are.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
it's cool how in addition to being wrong he completely failed to address the prompt that he's replying to

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
All of American wrestling can be a fan favourite.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Noted non-theatrical wrestling lucha libre.

Sometimes I wish I could be as confident about something I have no loving idea about as these guys are.

Are you trying to tell me El Santo didn’t defeat the Vampire Women?

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
I do get their underlying point though, which is about WWE being more outwardly soapy and how it's infected everyone else's style (usually due to network mandates trying to match their ratings), but it's a very weird and uninformed way of phrasing it and it doesn't even answer the question.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/LockBettingCom/status/1655513266313998336
https://twitter.com/LockBettingCom/status/1655639668233232397

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Top of what, the food pyramid?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Yeah, when Bill scurried away from Sapp he looked like he was just poured into his untucked t-shirt and khaki shorts.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Dawgstar posted:

Yeah, when Bill scurried away from Sapp he looked like he was just poured into his untucked t-shirt and khaki shorts.

https://twitter.com/jswank80/status/1655666367381512201

Also four of those inches of height are his hat. What a complete tool.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
He's clearly getting off on the negative attention, but it seems like he's actively trying to get his rear end kicked IRL too since he's telling people where to find him.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

An episode of an ID show waiting to happen

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
billi bhatti run into rakes challenge

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Hoss Corncave posted:

https://twitter.com/jswank80/status/1655666367381512201

Also four of those inches of height are his hat. What a complete tool.

I mean Billi does have a point. Adam Cole really should have gone to the gym to work on getting taller. That's entirely on him.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
I know it's JobberNation but this is a special one.

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1655814595108564992

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It is sad how Tony Khan turned the people of Jacksonville into hair dryers.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


I think this dude just posts dumb poo poo to get a reaction. Hopefully. Because "the crowd was quiet because they're not used to how good we are" is insane.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
I can't believe they had Kenny omega chase fans with a mop soaked in vomit

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1655920805442666497?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Luckily for Leslie the true alternative wrestling promotion the NWA is still around

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

Seams posted:

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1655920805442666497?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Luckily for Leslie the true alternative wrestling promotion the NWA is still around

the thing you have to understand about leslie is that he's extremely stupid and has no idea what the gently caress he's talking about at any given time

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Same milestones, same goals - both wrestling promotions are interested in "making money" and "selling a lot of tickets" and getting "big television deals". Disgusting.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Mr. Squishy posted:

Same milestones, same goals - both wrestling promotions are interested in "making money" and "selling a lot of tickets" and getting "big television deals". Disgusting.

Wrestling companies literally only want one thing and it’s loving disgusting

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Seams posted:

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1655920805442666497?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Luckily for Leslie the true alternative wrestling promotion the NWA is still around
I can't wait for Punk to come back so Leslie can stop bitching

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

achillesforever6 posted:

I can't wait for Punk to come back so Leslie can stop bitching

You give Leslie too much credit

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



I feel like this one almost has to be an on purpose bit. It's the "They were still booing him when we came on stage" gag from Spinal Tap.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Suplex Liberace posted:

terry funk was the goofiest seller. i watched him vs Lawler from 1980 the other day and he was rubber legging 80 percent of the match. Hes the best ever for a reason.

Terry ruled because he did a lot of comedy but was also legitmately a crazy person and his matches felt less predictable than, say, Ric Flair's as a result.

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!



He's right

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Big Dave posted:

He's right

aew stopped being cool when the started doing the wwe backstage monitor shot every single episode

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
the coolest dudes know the coolest wrestling isn't even happening in the US.

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

coconono posted:

the coolest dudes know the coolest wrestling isn't even happening in the US.

when did the hardy compound declare itself a sovereign state?

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